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28 September 2009 Olivia Munn vs Olivia Wilde

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Posted by simguy on 9/28/2009, 7:41 am

BEFORE: Clash of meteoric ingenues: contrast couldn't be higher. Actress Wilde (5-1) doing it with a precocious blend of speed, technique and precision; Munn (8-4) bludgeoning her foes, overwhelming quality with violence. "I've beaten Wilde and studied Munn extensively," special commentator Julie Benz reminds viewers at ringside, "and I know they can both be formidable. I like Wilde's overall headiness and variety - she needs to keep Munn off balance and avoid exchanges. Munn's been in with much better opposition and that counts for a lot, but I think a smart fighter can nibble at her and frustrate her. It's close, but I'll go out on a limb and say that Olivia is probably going to win!" Wilde in bright baby blue bikini top/navy bottoms bikini with stretchy baby blue waist-belting; white gloves; messy ponytail with bangs framing face. Munn in black string bikini; black gloves; shiny black hair loose. Hi-jinx at the weigh-in: yukster Munn brings magnifying glass to the scales, scrutinizing Wilde's arm for any sign of bicep; Wilde pursing lips non-plussed.

During R1: Big swings wild and wide from Munn early: Wilde neatly evading with footwork - stepping out/circling back in from angles. Wilde showing left hand technique - quick-jabbing Munn's tummy, then scooting away; double-jabbing Munn's breasts, ducking, and departing. Munn stomping forward, pitching from the hips - grazing contact only as Wilde's anticipation is good. Tactical stuff: Wilde dictating where and when action happens, but Munn dictating length of engagement as Wilde's reluctant to hang around. Bell: Munn taunting Wilde to "Fight" - pretty "House" star electing to ignore bombastic slugger.

R2: Similar stuff - Wilde stepping, walking, pivoting, sidestepping - circling her foe, using the ring. Wilde feinting, using tummy-jabs to pre-empt and vex - then she's quickly out of range, looking to circle to fresh angles. Munn the aggressor, coming forward, but still hasn't found the range: wide punches missing over the top or falling short as Wilde either slips or darts out of range. Nibbling left hands claim steadily against Munn's curvy torso; Oli Wilde landing one good, clean, swinging right to Munn's chin (taken well by Oli Munn) but staying primarily with safety-first left leads. Bell: Munn standing hands on hips with "Come on!" expression on her face; Wilde ignoring her, marching briskly to corner.

R3: Rolling start for Munn as ref has back turned to her: she's across the ring as Wilde's stool still being removed. Munn tackling Wilde heavily to turnbuckles, getting body on her: Oli Wilde grimacing, forced to deal with Munn's beef. Munn working left hand in under Wilde's right arm/round her back: Munn pressing in close while tucking right hands into Wilde's slender midriff. Terrific early holding-and-hitting, Oli Munn: Wilde pressed to turnbuckles/smeared to ropes - she can't get out from underneath, can't squirm out of Munn's left-arm wrap. Munn accumulating punishment: right hands dug to waist, or smuggled onto chin with short, swiping hacks - Munn quick to body up after scoring. Midway through - ref starts issuing breaks, reefing at Munn's arms to pull her away: she's right back on - tackling first, securing second, then looking to wedge in right hand hurt. Wilde visibly breaking down: mouth open; face grimacing as she strains to push free of her tormentress. Final minute - ref's break frees Wilde - she scoots to her right along ropes: Munn pursuing, swings overhand right over the top, clobbering left side of Wilde's head. Oli Wilde's legs give way - she reels into ropes, eyes glazed: Munn squares away, knuckling Wilde's torso upright then HAMMERING RIBCAGE! Munn grinning big - slamming right/left roundhouses against Wilde's chest, ribs, arms. Poor Oli Wilde gurgling, slumping in ropes: hook takes her across the chops and she slumps out on her feet, dangling butt-in-ropes as hands drop. Munn able to land a crashing insurance right upside Wilde's sleeping face - ref pushes Munn away as Wilde's sliding to the deck. KO3 in hamhanded fashion, Olivia Munn.

After: Wilde pretty on her back, lips pursed, eyes closed as she lays still: sleek little fencer no match for Munn's unbridled power tonight. Munn crass in victory - lingering in the vicinity of Wilde, strutting around, gazing down, mocking the rival Olivia: it's another brazen moment of hard-punching supremacy for the G4 superstar. "I'm too much!" Munn crows in postfight. "I'm walking these girls down, then pounding 'em out - there's no other option. She was trying to be all cute, but I exposed that shit. You gotta bring ass to a fight with Olivia Munn - you gotta dig in and get it done - you can't just dance around and expect to win pretty. I'm too strong for that!"