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30 April 2009 Kelly Clarkson vs Summer Glau

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 8 months ago

Posted by simguy on 4/30/2009, 10:28 pm

 

Before: Slender Summer catching heat for some careless comments made after an early photo shoot with Kelly. "I didn't say she was 'fat'," Summer explains. "I said she was off-weight, which was true, and she had some work to do - also true. The fact is, Kelly walks around at light - or even heavier: she's chubby and slow, and that's going to hurt her against a fighter like me."

 

Clarkson fuming: all this fat talk has her hot and bothered. "I'm glad she's beaking off," Kelly glares at podium. "Makes me want to smash her up. I know she's a dancer and everything, but when I catch up to her - and I will catch up to her - she's going to have to handle my hamhocks. My bet is this is going to be a one-hit fight - no way a chick like this stands up to my punching."

 

Summer in green bikini, overlaid by a sheer, clingy pink crop-top with scoop front, sleeves to elbow (bikini top visible underneath); white gloves. Kelly in lilac-and-purple horizontal barred bikini top; solid purple bottoms; black gloves.

During R1: Midring...Summer relaxed, leaning forward on left (front) leg; right heel up off canvas. Stiff, sudden jabbing from Summer - hands relaxed, chest high: she's punching, pivoting left - flinching back from Kelly's receipts to make shorter girl miss. Easy stitchin' for Summer: she pinpoints Kelly's face, jabs away for shutout points as Clarkson turns in frustration.

R2: All Kelly: she hurtles into Summer, headbutting her between the breasts, stampeding her to ropes. Clarkson's curvy backside all a-jiggle, stocky legs a-stampin' as she struggles to pin Summer ropeside: Glau grimacing, pushing and writhing against Kelly to no avail. Classic shove-n'-slug brawling from Kelly: Sum can slide to the side, but she can't get out from other - she's smothered and bullied bell to bell by pudgy-punching Clarkson.

R3: Kelly with good pressure again - closing on Summer, muscling her to ropes, bullying her. Ref's breaks offer Summer some respite...Kelly quickly getting back on top and taking things back into ropes. All falls apart late: Glau with a slinging right sidearm whip-punch catches Kelly to chin: lissome power puts Kelly wobbly-butt; Glau takes over. Summer hardhearted - tilting forward on her left plant-leg to work vicious little left uppercuts into Kelly's breasts or chin. Sum splitting the mitts, hurting Clarkson, but unable to get chubby Kelly off her feet. Enough late power for Summer to steal the round, however.

R4: Summer hurts Kelly via left uppercuts off the left jab: shorter Clarkson right there for rising punches from Sum. Once again, Kelly's sturdiness serves her well: she survives determined attacks, forcing Summer to back off and pick away with the jab - building up energy for another go later on.

R5: Rare exchange of blows as Kelly swings wide lefts and rights over the top against Summer's nifty left uppercuts and slinging sidearm rights. Clarkson gets the better of it - slugging Summer off her stance: Glau forced to circle away and regroup all leggy outside. Kelly emboldened - charging recklessly at Summer with guns blazing: Glau sidestepping, bounding back - occasionally just scampering. Summer very agile and lithe - occasionally making Kelly look awkward with gorgeous matadora moves, but Clarkson's attacking vigor marks her as aggressor in the fifth.

R6: Summer gets back to the patient, cruel jabbing of Kelly's face midring - easy pivoting to keep Clarkson turning. Kelly covering up, bobbing at the waist, trying to encroach, but Summer's lithe legs and piercing poke prove insoluble. Shutout Glau: Kelly frustrated, busting up as Summer treats herself to stitching points.

R7: Kelly answers class with stubborn brute force - swinging wildly midring, sweeping Summer to ropes. At the ropes, Kelly tightens up and becomes much more effective - pushing in on Glau's chest and driving her deep to strands. Summer grimacing...when Kelly's on top like this, she's just too solid for slender Glau to budge. Kelly in too close to punch much of the time, but she's jamming effectively into Summer's ribs and tummy - occasionally opening up with both hands in rolling bombardments of the Glau torso. Not much back from Summer - just the odd slap or cuff off her heels.

R8: More good slugging pressure from Kelly; more effective smothering and smearing along the ropes. Glau often helpless when Kelly's crowding her - pleading with the ref to break the action. Clarkson juuust busy enough to keep the ref at bay - very few breaks issued as Summer can't tie up. Middle minute a real test for Glau: she takes a hard, swinging right hand to jaw and is sent stumble-sliding to her right along the ropes. She's a badly stunned vixen slamming into her corner, covering up face-in-gloves and taking a terrible beating in her ribs as Clarkson unleashes. Sum proves tuff: Kelly tires, and Glau's able to tie up behind elbows for breaks down the stretch.

R9: Kelly's gassed - chubby little tummy pumping in and out as she takes deep mouth-breaths: Summer up tempos. Glau outside, circling, stitching that relaxed jab into Kelly's tired face. Clarkson's rushes few and far between - Summer easily able to leg out of range, circle, then resume her jabbing attack.

R10: Ain't broke, don't fix it: Summer trusts to her legs, jab to win the fight. Kelly crouching, getting her face pasted: little she can do about it as she tries to push forward with poor results. Summer too long, too nimble, too disciplined: jab bouncing off Kelly's face and hairline, tapping away for points. Clarkson landing the odd hook or stiff left jab against Summer's breasts in a late bid to break Glau's composure: no dice. Comes back a classy UD10 by narrow margin - Summer Glau.

After: Closer than expected decision: Summer hard pressed all night long - showing veteran class and poise in outpointing her determined foe. "Her conditioning let her down," Summer emphasizes - again, falling just shy of calling Kelly 'fat', "but while she was punching, she was dangerous. She's very wriggly and strong - I just couldn't get out from under her when she was smothering me - but the ref should have broken that stuff up more than he did. All in all I'm happy: she's an awkward, strong opponent, and I handled her very well."

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