Before: Hannigan a shrewd business woman - she knows she's got Shakira over a barrel and holds the tempestuous blonde up for a queen's ransom to get this fight done. Alyson's biggest payday ever, a chance to romp 2-0 against Shakira and really send the Colombian into free fall - redhead pleasuring herself in prefight by baiting Shakira mercilessly, hanging back behind security as the blonde inevitably loses control.
Shak in black sports bra, bumblebee yellow/black trunks - Alyson in red bandeau bikini.
Hannigan smirking during staredown - pursing her lips to blow a taunting kiss at Shak - resulting meltdown from the singer delays the fight several minutes.
During R1: Hannigan setting up pesky - skirting the perimeter, trying to run Shakira onto those scrubbing one-twos, but blonde's not playing. Shak moving her head much better than before, jabbing Alyson to chest and backing her up - blonde able to get inside and start the business of breaking Hannigan down in the body.
R2: Overhand right gets the ball rolling, caroming shot off the temple sends Hannigan staggering - Shakira on her with eyes smoldering, fists pelting, teeth clenched. Shak working Hannigan to the corners, stoving in her ribcage with non-stop bludgeoning pressure - Alyson grimacing, starting to clinch for breaks early.
R3: Shak starting to break in waves on Alyson - stampeding red to the ropes, landing flush and free to the body, and cashing in on face as Hannigan can't stop the flood. Strong shove and slug from little blonde - she's getting that lead shoulder into Alyson, bumping her up against the ropes, raking her with hooks, uppercuts and crosses.
Hannigan crossing her arms, looking shellshocked - her stuff's just not working.
R4: Shak on Alyson's body huge - tearing away at the gut with free-swinging lefts and rights - Alyson moaning forward, stiffening, reaching hurt around Shak's hips to slow the torrent. Beating goes on and on to the last minute when SHAKIRA GOES DOWN! Loss of concentration for Shak - Hannigan sitting in the pocket, blocking shots and she twists a tight right counter off the ropes to shunt Shak to her backside. Blonde takes 8, but still shaking her head - ON COMES ALYSSON! Aly baring her teeth, right hand at her cheek - she gets after Shak with her busy left hand: hook to the belly, hook in the ribs, uppercut to the tits, hook on the eye. Tight cuffing blows - Hannigan not a devastating puncher, but she's catching Shak while she's dazed and tic-tac-toeing away for points to steal the round.
R5: Shak shakes it off and goes on a rampage. Hannigan retreating desperately, shooting out that rigid left/right scrub to the face, but she's soon crippled and sagging against the ropes from merciless rib-hooking pressure from Shak. First knockdown happens midway through - a ceaseless bombardment of clubbing lefts and rights dropping Aly to all fours. Second knockdown more brutal - Shak bobbing up and down, working Aly over at the ropes - blonde beats redhead to hooks to chin and Hannigan flops down onto her haunches likes someone cut the strings on a marionnette. Shak bellowing, strutting to the neutral corner hands held high - Hannigan up woozy, eyes unfocused, now bleeding from the nose.
R6: Shak spends the first part of the round cutting the ring off, negotiating Hannigan's pushy jab/right hand and beating the body to get Alyson slumping. Second half of the round all gravy - Hannigan slumped forward, protecting her throbbing midsection - Shak palming the shoulders, dipping to either side to dig in behind the elbows, bouncing the odd clout off the kidney Britney/BSE style. Harrowing, one sided beating finally sends Alyson sobbing to one knee - she's hugging herself in pain - this thing's getting ugly as some at ringside scream for a stoppage.
R7: Alyson all busted up - eyes swelling shut, stepping gingerly, legs jellied, hands up but loose - and Shak doesn't let up. Shak spitting a brace of jabs to chase Alyson ropeside, then swarming the girl with heartless rights and lefts, sailing into the ribs and flanks, turning over uppercuts, gnawing away until once again Hannigan sinks hurt to all fours. Shak shouting at her foe to 'get up!' Alyson in her own little world of numb agony, once again struggles to beat the count. Shak piling on, muscling a limp and shaky redhead into the ropes, then heartlessly beating her body, lifting a succession of rights up into the lungs, then shifting her weight to hoist in lefts. Hannigan drifting in and out - badly battered - Shak forces eye contact, chests up at the bell as the ref gets involved.
R8: Hannigan all banged up, but still crafty - she retreats to the ropes, flicking out her jab and times Shakira bulling in for a bending right hand off the chin. Shak staggered back on her heels - Alyson too worn to pursue - girls spend some tentative moments at arm's reach, pawing at each other, gathering reserves. Shak shakes it off and resumes pressure, fighting off Alyson's chest, wicking the remaining strength from the red head's tight little body with the accumulative effect of relentless punching.
R9: Alyson ashambles, almost falling back onto her stool when she rises - she's all used up. Shakira packs her girl to the ropes, then gets into her - using her head and shoulders to brawn Aly back, then digging in with the fists. Alyson mute with pain, elbows in, getting ransacked - she sways from one foot to the other, sometimes sinking sideways into the ropes, letting Shak get murderous clean looks. Hellish barrage finally breaks Alyson down completely - head bobbling, eyes vacant - she sprawls on her stomach under a flurry of clubbing Colombian leather - Shak jumping and cavorting around the ring in triumph. Aly can't get off her belly - dreadful KO9 Shakira.
After: Shak climbs the ring ropes and roars at the crowd, total redemption as blonde climbs onto hated red head and cleans her clock in one of the worst one-sided beatings we've seen all year. No let up as hatred and shame whip Shak into a frenzy in this fight - but she had just enough discipline to dismantle Alyson's tactics which had proven so troublesome last time out. A vengeful Shak hauls a badly battered Alyson Hannigan to her feet, makes a circle in the air with her right index finger and pulls redhead out for a triumphant walk. Shak really indulging herself, tugging and pushing at Hannigan, finally shoving her face first into a corner, picking the girl's limp left leg up and draping it over a middle rope, grabbing the waistband of her trunks and hissing a stream of vindictive Spanish into Aly's ear from behind. Shak threatening to punch at Alyson's tender kidneys while the red head's all hung up - crowd roaring for it, but Shak doesn't give in to the temptation
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