Paramount Lightweight Title

Posted by Simguy on 8/4/2006, 7:05 am.

Before: Heigl muscling Theron out of potential unification bid—Katherine at the dais in powder-blue power-skirt suit, looking very comfortable in AND out of the Krusher boardroom these days. “Charlize Theron is NOT being shoved to the sidelines,” Heigl assures reporters in prefight. “Far from it: Charlize remains an integral part of out long-term strategic planning and ill be a force at my side for years to come. That said—FCBA fighters are like oranges: they are squeezed and squeezed for every last drop of juice—and nobody’s been juicier over the last DECADE than Theron. If she’s down to pulp and crushed seeds at this point, it’s only after having THRILLED a generation of celebrity fight fans like no other woman before or since. I’m proud to be taking up the reins and like I said: there will always be a place for Charlize as my gatekeeper, and as a welterweight foot soldier from time to time.” Garner staying focused on the matter at hand—not Jen’s style to comment on the internal affairs of other houses, preferring to stay out of Theron-related speculations. “The Krushers have tried to push their weight on us in the past,” Jen says addressing previous border-clashes between HISC and Krusher empires, “and they’ve always been thrown back with heavy losses. I knew this was coming: you can always count on Krusher greed to bring things to a head sooner or later. I think the whole Charlize/Katherine thing is a HUGE distraction for them. I’ve give Heigl the beating of her lifetime if she comes in here with anything less than 100% focused.” Jen in black lace bra and panties, hair tied back; Heigl in robust Victoria’s Secret red lace bra and panties.

During R1: Girls striding relaxed to midring—right hands near chins, lefts loose, chest-high, Heigl stepping in her jab HEFTY to Jen’s chest—Garner stepped back by thump, then covering up as Heigl edges in close. Heigl getting off thick: right/lefts to Jen’s sturdy waist, then short, quick tapping lefts/rights up against Jen’s guard to keep her occupied. Interesting look for Kate: her usual heavy-handed self to Jens waist, but this quick mitt stuff giving Garner more volume to deal with than expected. Jen stepping out, circling to her right, pumping her own jab in spots: Katherine showing a well-schooled counter right over top Jen’s poke, answers every Garner stick with simultaneous punching. Good hard working round for Heigl—mixing up her ranges and punches nicely in the first.

R2: Jen’s trainer tells her: “Baby, get out there and get those body punches back from her. No deficits Jen: Kat doesn’t outwork you EVER, capice?” First minute—Garner edging in off her jab and thumping into Kat’s waist right/left: good juicy stuff as Heigl covers up face-behind-mitts to receive. Grunting stuff—Garner coming off the body with rigid hooks—arm bent at 45 degrees as she jams in on Heigl’s ear—Kat stumbling upon receipt as Jen sidesteps left, second minute—Heigl from close (but not smothering) range fits a short right hand in between Garner’s raised mitts, stunning Jen. Follow up right jerks Jen’s head, and a short right uppercut picks up her chin hard enough to force first clinch of the fight. Ref’s break—Jen wobbly butt, but alert—she bops to her right, pulsing the jab to Heigl’s breasts and tummy, pivoting as she stoops under Katherine’s crunching receipts. Judges like the effect of Heigl’s choosey power shots—but jen finding more of a rhythm, starting to control more of the minutes.

R3: Katherine takes her third straight, no-nonsense round from Jen garner via the smashing jab, the heavy body blows, and busymitt short range combinations to suppress Garner’s receipts. Heigl moving her hands tonight—bumping rights and lefts off Jen’s guard, setting up much heavier hooks to ear or flank; getting in thick right/lefts to waist as Jen hunches forward to take. Jen absorbing body blows, stepping out and around—at one point frowning, shaking out her arms and trying to loosen up—not looking all that comfortable. Heigl walking Jen down—real big-woman’s pace to the fight, girls stepping, laying in close, pushing and shouldering one another in between bursts.,

R4: Shutout Katherine Heigl. Crowd abuzz—not at the action which is methodical and professional more than electrifying—but at the control Heigl’s exerting over boxing’s (arguably) best pound for pound fighter. Jen covering up when Heigl jabs—forfeiting initiative, which Kath uses to step in and bang that waist, Heigl utilizing short, bumping shots against Garner’s guard to keep Jen covered up and stabilized, then cashing in with thick, chassis-shaking hooks to the waist or flank. Heigl bodying up in spots, walking Jen around—Garner absorbing so much heavy leather downstairs her legs aren’t quite to the task of holding their ground against Kat.

R5: Jen takes a round, but does it on Heigl’s terms: heads and guards bumping and rubbing, legs straining, bodies pushing. Jen VERRY forceful to Katherine’s paunch—leaning forward and getting in there with swinging right/lefts, hips twisting into the work. Katherine pushed around for the first time tonight, grimacing as she covers up and stoops forward behind her mitts: her turn to suffer thumping body blows as Jen lets hands go. Heigl pawing with her right hand as she leans forward and jerking little contact left uppercuts off the front (left0 foot—Kat doing just enough to avoid the shutout in the fifth.

R6: Wince-making, methodical back and forth to the body—both girls loading up and POLUNDING paunch as the other tilts forward behind her guard, trying not to scream. Thudding turns being taken, leather sounding out on meat like baseball bats on wet clay. One girl gasps and gives ground—the other steps forward, occupying the vacated foot of canvas only to give it up moments later. Down the stretch, brutal stalemate broken by Heigl as she comes off the body with that little left uppercut, startling Jen long enough to land a complimentary bludgeoning right cross in close. Jen’s knees give way—she toes up head-and-right-arm, holding Kat close for a ref’s break. Look on Jens tired face over Kate’s left shoulder tells the tale: Garner knows she just coughed up more close points.

R7: Krusher corner emphasizing the body work (“Yer KILLING her downstairs!) and demonstrating those little tapping one-twos upstairs, urging Heigl to stay busy. Kat comes out and executes: Jabbing with authority, stepping into Jen’s body right/left, putting busy little punches together up to suppress Garner’s receipts. Garner listless, covering up behind her mitts, leaning forward and getting systematically pulverized./pushed around. Jen answering back heavily to Katherine’s body—Heigl isn’t getting off for free in there—but no question Katherine’s the boss toe-to-toe.

R8: Jen gets it done—she’s obviously hurt and worn down to the body, but she firms up, outslugs Katherine shoulder to shoulder. Tasty bump-n’-slug from both vixens—fight wandering around midring, girls taking lusty swings at one another’s waistlines, Jen doing some business with that rigid, bent-arm hook in around Heigl’s guard up top ,and working with vigorous right/left/right pumping sequences up into Katherine’s hulking rack. Heigl pouting from the jug-mugging—her lack of immediate response encouraging Jen to put the chamois to that brazen red bra with m ore intensity through 8.

R9: Has Jen found something in Katherine’s bra? Garner pressing her attack to Kat’s rack, backing Heigl up and denting her spirit some: Kath pouting, scowling, looking to tie-up as her broad back hits ropes. Ref’s break pushes Jen back a few steps—but she’s right back in behind a rigid jab, scoring right/left to the waist before chugging to jug once again. Heigl’s form breaking for the first time—guard getting loose and sloppy: vigorous chamois-action to her jugs has big blonde breaking down. Uppercuts—short, clipping vicious—start to jolt Kat’s head back and midway through—HEIGL’S HURT! Kat in desperate trouble—staring to list badly one foot to the other, hanging off Jen’s neck with both hands in a weak clasp. Ref’s breaks—more hungry Jen getting her way in there—Garner upping the tempo and moving her hands at a pace we’re more used to seeing from her. JG strong to the post—she gives Katherine a raw drubbing, sending the Krusher beauty sniveling to her corner in the ninth.

R10: Entire round takes place in the Krusher corner as Garner walks Heigl back, sets up to beat the blonde down. Crowd roaring—Krusher trainer bleating instructions, beating palms down on the apron—Garner just squaring away and pouring the punishment ti her wilting foe. Gutcheck of a lifetime for young Heigl—she grits her teeth, stoops forward butt-on turnbuckle, absorbing a terrible cuffing and buffeting, but slugging back in spots. Furious hammer and tongs—Jen bouncing her mitts off Krusher’s skull, shoulders, guard—Heigl back with the occasional jerking little uppercut or chop-right hand to cheek while ducking to the left. Garner very muscular, very rough—shoulder-bumping and jostling Katherine to set her up for punches—sweat flying whenever good garner leather makes firm contact with Heigl’s tender cheek. Bell: Jennifer swinging repeat right hands at Katherine’s belly, riding the left hand atop Kat’s upper back as blonde  slumps forward—but Heigl makes it to the finish line. Side by side—verdict comes back UD10: KATHERINE HEIGL!

After: Kat lifting her mitts, pumping her fists and strutting—bellowing “YES!” into the crowd as Krusher sycophants rush to fawn over her. Charlize clapping politely: she’s watched from the sidelines as Heigl has demolished Cat Bell this year; now Jen Garner falls to the zoftig beauty’s heavy hands. Garner her usual stoic self in defeat—hands on hips, face immobile—but you can read the hurt thereon as she is outworked tonight by the surging Kat Heigl. “Fighter of the Year, baby,” an excited Heigl blurts in postfight, shifting heavy belt across her shoulders. “We had the perfect Garner-busting fight plan in camp and I executed it to perfection.. I PARALYZED Jen to the body—I can’t tell you how hard I was hitting her down there—but we worked super hard on my combinations—getting the work rate up. I outjabbed Jen tonight—I hope everyone caught that—Tractorpull’s idol got outclassed by a so-called ‘slugger’.” Kat! Kat! Any thought of how Charlize might be reacting to your domination of girls who’ve given her so much trouble this year? “The Krushers were always bigger than Charlize,” Heigl says carefully. “We were meant to go on—not just shut our doors once Theron ran out of gas.. I’m the Next-Gen Krusher Vixen—taking Krusher Boxing to the next level. Again—I’m standing ion the shoulders of a giant in Charlize—I owe her everything and I know she’s pulling for me 100%.”

Reposted by Archer 10/5/09.