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4 Jan 2002 Laetitia Casta vs Heidi Klum

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Laetitia Casta 07.jpgHeidi Klum 02.jpg

 

Posted by simguy on 1/4/2002, 6:26 pm

 

Before: Huge fight in Europe - black tie event, large outdoor ampitheatre the site - backdrop made to look like a tropical oasis with a ring in the foreground. Germans flock south in droves for the pricy live event, backing their girl Klum who makes no bones about being too tasty for Laetitia. Heidi one of the better athletes in all modeldom - proving it in spades to poor Molly Sims - Casta has her work cut out. Silver/grey bikini for Klum - rust bikini for Laetitia.

 

During R1: Girls anxious to punch one another's faces - long armed licks push back and forth as models stand up straight, drive in with right hands, giving and taking with heroic disregard for defense early. Down the stretch, Casta starts to wear Heidi out - Laetitia with a knack of recovering quickly after she gets off - she may miss the wide right hand, but she can wrap around and clock Heidi's chin with looping lefts - blonde on her heels at the bell.

 

R2: Klum changes gears in response to the late pasting last round - she's showing Casta the stick to open this stanza. Laetitia equal to the task - eyes intent on her foe, Casta outjabs Heidi, gets better position as she steps left, and repeatedly has Klum backing up from punishing right hands down the middle. Casta wins the boxing match after having out-banged Klum in the first - frustrated German discouraged as she talks strategy in her corner.

 

R3: What's German for crotch punching? Heidi with some accidental on purpose lefts and rights, strays below the belly button and has Casta doubling up in a foul-filled first minute. Fight degrades from there - long limbed beauties swimming in one another's arms, writhe for slugging room without much success. First Casta then Klum takes her opponent to the mat as the girls tangle up. Warnings all around as the ref doesn't appreciate all the extra-curricular activity.

 

R4: Nice banging round for Casta - she's getting off first, bashing a wide right hand around Heidi's forward guard to get the blonde staggering. Klum on her heels, not punching back - Casta really leaning into her shots - whenever she misses, she twists back the other direction and gets Heidi into trouble with the wrap around come-backer. Nice long armed power punching - Laetitia able to get full extension as Klum backs away rather than closing to crowd the brunette.

 

R5: Casta really disheartening Klum as Heidi digs in to trade and comes off second best in every exchange. Laetitia shrugging off the German's blows, but hurting Heidi in return - Klum not picking up the rangy brunette's delivery too well, pushing her defense too far forward and getting clobbered by wide punching to the head. Down the stretch, chin punches are showing up in Heidi's legs - shaky, very shaky.

 

R6: Oh Laetitia Casta. Sensational punching round for the heavy handed brunette - she smells defeat on her opponent and pounds away with ravenous intentions. Klum wilting from the opening moments as sweeping punches crash home to her bruised jaw line - long lean legs quiver as Klum gives ground, pushing her arms out panicky - it's exactly the wrong thing to do. Klum falling straight back, hands out - Casta extending lefts and rights in sailing arcs to batter Klum senseless this round. Drubbing punishment beats blonde from pillar to post - at the midway point, Heidi swaying badly looks to fight back. Casta misses a crazy right hand, comes back with a wrap around left and blasts Heidi to her back with a thunderous hook. Klum up and dreadfully woozy - eyelids drooping, hands at half mast - she totters hurt on numb legs as Casta marches back in. Laetitia brushing Klum's drowsy lips with the left, steps into a monster looping right and HAMMERS Heidi's head around. Klum out on her feet, slumps against the ropes then crashes forward to her face to sleep off the 10 count. KO6 Laetitia Casta.

 

After: A beaming Casta rewarded with deafening cheers, even winning over many of the Klum supporters with this devastating performance. Heidi suffering the worst round of her career in the sixth, taken for a boozy walk of shame she is only dimly aware of - a grinning, happy Laetitia drinks in the intoxicating thrill of the moment. In the aftermath of this destructive beating, names like Bell, Diaz, and even Theron are starting to get mentioned - Casta swelling with the confidence only spectacular victory can bring.

 

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