If you are citizen of an European Union member nation, you may not use this service unless you are at least 16 years old.
You already know Dokkio is an AI-powered assistant to organize & manage your digital files & messages. Very soon, Dokkio will support Outlook as well as One Drive. Check it out today!

4 September 2009 Alana de la Garza vs Jenna Elfman

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 4 months ago

Posted by simguy on 9/4/2009, 8:09 am, in reply to "Mauling MILFs: Geri Halliwell vs Trista Rehn Sutter"

BEFORE: Irreverent Jenna being a little vixen - constantly needling and tormenting button-down Alanna in prefight. "I caught her staring at my legs on photo-day," Jenna grins, hamming it up as De La G glows bright red. "I thought she was going to burst into tears! Well - she wouldn't be the first brunette to be overwhelmed by these babies. Can't wait to get this girl in the ring - something about her just makes me want to punch her!" De La Garza blazing hot latina eyes at the podium - obviously flustered by Jenna's attitude. "She's...I...OH!" Alanna sputters. "I will DESTROY Jenna Elfman in that boxing ring. She needs to know and respect who she's in with. I've made a career out of cutting down leggy blondes - she's nothing!" Jenna in sporty white bikini with little white belt and single rose print on left breast; small black work out gloves; shoulder length tangle-curls. De La Garza in lavender bikini ring connected hip and jug; small black work out gloves. Jenna comes to ring to ZZ Top's "Legs"; during stare-down she leans in to kiss the tip of Alana's nose, causing De La Garza to recoil. Jenna clearly in Latina kitchen before the bell.

During R1: Jenna pursing her lips at Alanna, making goofy faces, winking at her - all while steppin' easy right. De La Garza's cheeks crimson - she's infuriated - but keeping it in check: she's walking Elfman down, keeping hands up. Tall girl exploratory boxing - Alanna jabbing to Jenna's chest; Elfman issuing immediate, rangy receipt-jabs. Alanna looking to scour Jenna's slender ribcage hooks: Jenna hopping away, circling back in, looking to answer with limber, buggywhipping sidearm rights to Alanna's left flank. Best punches are probably Alanna's digging left hooks to Jenna's midsection: blonde taking them well, but she's stepping away rather than engaging: De La G's the aggressor.

R2: Jenna's done her recon: she's much more aggressive this round. Elfman's left jab chopping into Alanna's chest - then Jen plants on left (front) leg to gouge the range left uppercut to De La G's sternum. Jen pushing off with left shoulder/extended left elbow: she's bullying Alanna, walking her down. De La Garza frowning, digging in to trade, but Jenna punching out the exchanges, scoring tart connects to beautiful Latina face and body. Down the stretch, batting blonde left hooks shake Alanna up downstairs: De La Garza covers up earmuff; Jenna grins, lashes away left/rights to either ear, then leans in, galloping rangy limbs to lap at Alanna's belly to bell. De La G grumpy, scowling at the break: Jenna leans in, giving De La Garza a quick peck on the cheek, leaving Alanna sputtering and whining at the ref.

R3: Jenna in wide stance, marking Alanna with the jab first, then leaning in on front leg to dip-n'-dig left uppercut to midsection. De La G giving way with a groan: Jenna walking her down with right crosses and diagonal, rising left uppercuts - blonde strafing her brunette to ropes. Alanna digging in on apron, fists at temples: she groans in dismay as Jenna leans in, laps rangy lefts and rights to tummy, sitting De La G in ropes. Jenna in wide stance, shifting weight between right foot and left as she twists into lashing, rangy wallops. Alanna's guard shredded - hands punched out of the way: she's facing into punishment, pasted, then dug up in her body as Jenna's still placing withering left hands underneath. Crowd squealing; Jenna grinning; Alanna wilting...blonde just laying down sinewy, stroking licks, belting De La Garza into stupor and THE REF STEPS IN! Good Lord: TKO3 Jenna Elfman!

After: Rangy Elfman banks insurance, scouring extra rights and lefts against Alanna's glassy-eyed mug until ref pulls blonde off. Wild upset, but Jenna laid the groundwork in Alanna's psyche: beautiful brunette never looked comfortable against rock n' roll blonde. "That was tasty," grins a frolicking Jenna in postfight. "Love to do it again - or you know - take apart someone else - whatever. I'm easy: bring 'em on!"