Before: Connelly boasting best-of-three bragging rights against Kaley and insisting that pattern will prove constant in this title tilt. "In retrospect, Kaley's only success against me starts to look luckier and luckier the more we learn about each other," says Jen flatly in prefight.
"She's spotty, she's sloppy, she doesn't work hard every minute of every round. In short, she's not a true professional. It's hard to respect a champion like that - even though she's a great kid. I just truly believe, deep in my heart, that Kaley Cuoco is not on the same level as me."
Cuoco rolling her eyes and looking more than a little peeved at brunette superiority: St Barth's bitterness looks to have carried over into current affairs between BSE and TECH. "I love how Jen talks like she's the champ. Newsflash: I'm champ, Jen - not you. In fact, you're just another tart in a hot pink bra as far as I'm concerned. You better savor that 2-1 lead over me while you can, because after this fight? All even baby, and you're going to be hurting."
Jen in Raquel Welch's hot pink push up and panties from 1967's Bedazzled - Kaley in white bra style bikini with rose print motif.
During R1: Kaley showing a closed stance, left hand low, right at her cheek, rotating gently to her left and sliding back at times to change distance - trying to coax Jen forward. Connelly dukes up eyebrow height, occasionally turning her palms out. Kaley's jab: up off the hip, snappy hard. Jen's jab: off her eyebrow, dabbing-quick, often doubled up. Kaley lashing hooks with that loose, low-slung left, turning into shorter, harder right hands down the pike. Jen hooking off the jab up top, throwing a short straight right off her shoulder, bending her knees and batting away tummy her hook. All even till very late - Cuoco with a subtle little shoulder-roll rides back with a Connelly right hand, then rocks forward to put her own right tangy on the chin. Connelly startled, momentarily frazzled by the shot - bell saves her from a Cuoco follow up, but not from a brazen Cuoco grin of supremacy.
R2: Similar stuff - classy form shown by both women. Midway through, Cuoco slashing hooks doubles up and catches Connelly by surprise - right hand chaser to the teeth pounds back Jen's head and sends her stumbling to ropes. Kaley cutting off the ring and shadowing Jen, but not pouncing - blonde jabbing to belly, sliding out, looking to coax a right hand out of Jen so she can roll-and counter. Connelly too smart, drops the round, but shakes off the hurt as Kaley lets former champ off the hook.
R3: Jennifer switching up, directing more of her attack to Kaley's bronzed midriff and sexy flanks. Batting hooks to the side, up underneath; sloping right hands down onto the chest or sternum. Connelly advancing more of the time now, right hand up around her temple Erik Morales style - left swaying, drawing little circles in the air out front of her before dart-jabbing in. Jen also able to slide back and lure Kaley forward - catching blonde with intercepting hooks on the ear.
R4: Kaley's speed, athleticism proving decisive - she's starting to distance herself from Jen this round. Kaley can jump in lead hooks or lead right hands from well outside - Connelly trying to time them, but more often than not covering up and blocking the heavy payload when it arrives. Cuoco peeling off at angles, feinting, then jabbing tummy, pestering Jen when she's not rushing her - very difficult for Connelly to get a read. Midway through, feint sets up a pulverizing lead right on the mouth - ROCKING Connelly's head back. Jen momentarily dazed, stunned on the spot: Cuoco drops her right to her side and dresses brunette up with sleek lefts - hip, hip, tit, clocking wallop on the ear. Jennifer spills into the ropes, grimacing under fire. Cuoco grinning, showboating, dropping her hands to her side and daring Jen to stroke her offered chin.
R5: Kaley in a comfort zone, working the up-jab from her hip, turning to pull right hands off her hip onto Jen's chin, turning to slash ropey left hands across Jen's ear. Connelly dukes up, very conservative - she's trying to break the kid down with consistency - mixed results as youthful legs are still fresh. Jen working well to the chest and body, driving in off her back foot to extend hard right hands to Kaley's torso - but blonde setting the tone, being the boss through 5.
R6: Kaley taking a page out of Nat Portman's books - stepping into a southpaw stance and ducking low under a Connelly one/two. Blonde up out of the crouch with a digging left to body, straightening all the way to get the left uppercut on the chin and JEN IS ROCKED! Connelly clattering back, nearly goes down, but is able to step out of it and regroup. Cuoco follow up - disorganized, spurned by punishing Connelly jabs - brunette rotating left, spearing her girl and lands a flush right cross over Kaley's low left at the 2 minute mark. Cuoco's turn to feel all jittery and stung - she shies away to the ropes, earmuffing up for the first time as Jen Connelly takes a good long look at blonde ribcage to the bell.
R7: Girls step jabs into each other, come up hooking, hook again and KALEY GOES DOWN! Jen scampering to neutral corner with a big grin - Kaley caught hooking with a hooker gets achy-painy to her feet. Deep breaths, pursed lips for Kaley - she nods yes and ON COMES CONNELLY! Jennifer jabbing Kaley upright at the ropes, then laying into her body with gorgeous strapping rights and digging hooks - bending her torso this way and that to wrench out the leverage. Cuoco frazzled, just standing there, dukes at her temples, mouth open - she's taking a savage beat down at the ropes as JC romps to her first shutout.
R8: Connelly upbeat, growing with confidence: Kaley comparitively anxious, looking dishelved in her corner - she's getting overhauled and both girls know it. Jen strong to midring, issuing a pulsing jab, stepping Kaley to ropes then diving in: batting flank attack has Cuoco drooping forward, vulnerable to carving Jen Connelly uppercuts. Kaley crossing her arms, raising her elbows to ward off blows, but she's getting pounded - Jen's mitts bouncing off skull, shoulders, tits and ribs with a constant, hard-working beat.
R9: Furious back and forth punching as Kaley sets down flat footed and tries to harm Jen - Connelly standing in the pocket, hooking off the block in response. Cuoco rocked in the first minute as Jen blocks Kaley's hook and catches her a receipt hook on the chin. Cuoco further broken down in the middle minute as Jen steps-with and bombards her along the ropes. Down the stretch, shoe's on the other foot as Kaley rolls back with a Connelly right, then turns on a crashing counter right on the chin which nearly sits Jennifer down. Connelly crazing-legging into the ropes, eyes forlorn - she's badly hurt, but manages to tie up, bogging Kaley down and winning the round in the bargain.
R10: Spicy punching exchanges - girls laying in shoulder to shoulder, weight on front feet to hook breadbaskets, hooking each other's jaws and pivoting to the left like matadors. Connect percentage creeping up for both women as defence gives way to punching instinct - both girls catching firm shock on proud chins, both pairs of legs questioned by jolting blows in the first two minutes. Down the stretch - Jen cuffs Kaley's cheek, steps straight back: Cuoco leans in with a lancing counter right and ROCKS back Jen's head. Connelly wobbly butt - stomping in fence post holes, then staggering forward to clinch - Kaley sliding back in good order, greeting Connelly the left uppercut, the fall-away left hook on the chin accompanied by a cute sidesteps and a CLEAVING right hand on the ear as Jennifer topples past. CONNELLY GOES DOWN! Jen sent sprawling past Kaley, face first into the BSE corner and she is HURRRRRT! Connelly flopping pathetically, rolling to her back, trying to sit up - Kaley gleefuly jogging to the neutral corner and bouncing up and down as JENNIFER CAN'T GET OFF HER BUTT! Dramatic KO10 for the winner and STILL bantam champ - Kaley Cuoco!
After: Cuoco bounding up and down, squealing with delight at sight of vanquished Jen still stunned, sitting up all numb and helpless - what a way to halt a Jen Connelly rally and deny the draw! Champ still remembers Connelly's vindictive walk after their third encounter - it's the cherry on top of the Sundae as triumphant Kaley puts a brawny right arm around Jen's quivering pale hips and marches brunette out for payback. Cuoco bright, sunny as she waves, slooooowly showing Jen to all four corners: Oscar-winning brunette's eyes shiny with humiliation, staring far into the distance as blonde uses up every last drop. Exciting finish: Jen had taken the lead on the cards, the first two minutes of the 10th were an even split when Kaley decided to put her foot down like a champion should.
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