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5 June 2006 Kaley Cuoco vs Erica Durance

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Kaley Cuoco 01.jpg Erica Durance 01.jpg

Maxim Lightweight Championship Tournament:

Rd. 1

Originally posted by Simguy on 6/5/2006, 6:16 pm

Cuoco in pale blue bikini with white floral patterning, snug bra style top, scruffy low ponytail with gangs framing face.

Durance in red top/blue bottom “Smallville” bikini, low ponytail with bangs

WHERE FOUGHT: L.A.

QUOTE: “Erica had better watch out,” upset-minded Kaley chirped. “I’m gonna be two fisted blonde kryptonite for that girl!”

SYNOPSIS: It’s short, so here’s the whole thing.

The girls swatted left hand sin acknowledgement and bounced into an easy counter-clockwise lope midring, Durance popped her jab, came up short, Cuoco stepped lightly to her right, feinted, and brought a swift lead right over the top; Erica leaned away on the nick, evading the punch. Kaley stayed with the momentum, hopping-in quick, switching her hips to the right and nipping the tidiest hooks across Erica’s startled chin, Stunned, Durance froze up—her hands loose and wide, torso tilting forward as her toes tried to grip canvas. Galvanized—Cuoco was electric—turning on a vicious swiping right to the cheek and hooking Erica’s mouth once more. Taking punches, dazed—Erica staggered to her right—eyes blank and moist: Kaley hopped-with, hooked Durance as she was almost out of range, knocking Erica’s head back and DROPPNG HER TO H ER BACK! Incredibly, impossibly—Kaley Cuoco had knocked Erica Durance cold SECONDS into the first round! Durance relaxed into the knockout, eyelashes buzzing like hummingbird’s wings, her right hand up, pointing to the ceiling from her hip; her left at her side; lips parted as if expecting to be kissed. Let’s just say it: Kaley Cuoco just delivered the Upset of the Tournament, and maybe the whole years with a thunderclap whack over one of the most physically formidable athletes in the FCBA.

BEST MOMENT, KALEY: see above.

BEST MOMENT, ERICA: making weight on the scales; her terrific Alpha-female grin and double-bicep pose sent shivers down the spines of collected reporters. At that moment, it was simply impossible to imagine anything other than an Erica Durance victory in this fight.

Reposted by Archer 7/3/09