SABRINA BRYAN VS RAVEN SYMONE
Sabs in black satin camisol and tap shorts, black gloves
Raven in metallic royal blue satin camisol and tap shorts
KO3 Sabrina

For the past 12 months, Sabrina's been waging a determined war of attrition against former bandmate Raven - winning pinfall after pinfall in chubby-girl apartment battles and driving Symone head over heels down the beach in La Conquista battles. The switch to boxing was Raven's idea - a desperate attempt to halt the avalanche of Bryan momentum - but like virtually every other competition these two have had, the experiment would end in tears for jiggly Symone.

It was a crowd pleasing tilt as long as it lasted, with both full-bodied lasses slugging energetically, rambunctiously - careening around the ring with a JMD randomness that seemed at odds with their less-than-sleek physiques. Both girls really do have quick hands and nimble deliveries - each proving adept at stunning the other with either hand: after two rounds, both girls wore a wary, buzzed expression - buttocks wobbling under tap shorts en route to corners.

In the third, the wild-west style shootout continued, and it was all Sabrina. Raven caught chin checks, groaned from body blows and found herself crushed to ropes mere feet from her corner. It was a blonde onslaught that could not be met, and as Sabrina jiggled away with both guns blazing, poor Raven stopped punching, wilted to a seat in the ropes, and drooped in battered stages to the canvas. The KO left Sabrina bellowing and preening - leading to lengthy delays as officials restored order. In the ensuing Walk of Shame - a yelling Bryan would call out over and over "WHERE'S DANI? WHERE SHE AT?" in direct challenge to fellow Symone conqueress Dani Fishel. Bryan certainly appears a fearsome Dani-Buster - no word as yet from TE whether their besieged bantam wants any part of this boisterous new threat.