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6 December 2002 Jessica Alba vs Christina Applegate

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 10 months ago

Originally posted by Simguy on 12/6/2002, 7:13 am.

Before: Jessica tuning up, selecting workmanlike Applegate to keep sharp against. Christina not thr wild child she once was—blonde matured now, in shape, bit of a student of the game—she’s not flashy or particularly talented, but she’s got a Neve Campbell type solidity to her. “I’m going to go rounds, try to keep it close,” says Chris, “if I can take Jessica into the 8^th and Later, I can outwork her down the stretch.”

Alba in red bandeau bikini, Christina in black string bikini.

During R1: Alba showing no respect, showboating from the get go with supple body movement, hands down, and sudden circus punches off her thighs. Chris compact, totally conventional—hands are up at the eyebrows as she tries to pressure Alba without success early, Jessica taunting, lifting the right iff her thigh to set up the whip-crack left, then sliding around Christina’s left flank to avoid the receipt. Alba bending at the waist, getting her head low and inside on Applegate, changing up distance with fluid, sinewy undulations. Down the stretch—Applegate doubles up a serviceable jab, getting Alba leaning back—brunette goes to the ropes and points her left shoulder at blonde, hooks her shoulder and squeaks a hook on the mouth and ALBA GOES LIMP! Jessica loose and relaxed, thinking she’s safe and rhe short shot has her paralyzed. Applegate opening up—overhand right plowing through the guard, draping Alba sleepy against the ropes and a TORRENT of hooks completes the job! Jessica slumping to a seat, head drooping to her chest as Christ jumps back—it’s KO1 Christina Applegate!

After: Folks barely back from getting popcorn shocked to see more celebs being carted off on slabs as Christina gets on board the KO train! Laziest, cockiest, most complacent Jessica Alba we’ve ever seen and she pays dearly for selling Applegate short. Shocking upset plays out on Christina’s happy face as she hugs her corner people (rented for the occasion—she doesn’t even have a set team in place). Alba woozy, comical on her stool as she’s given smelling salts, brought around very carefully.

Reposted by Archer 4/10/09.