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6 Jan 2007 Charlize Theron vs Ali Landry

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Posted by simguy on 1/6/2007

 

As a fan," special commentator Jenny O'Dell remarks ringside, "I look forward to these match ups between Charlize and Ali. They're both so proud, so fiercely convinced of their own superiority, it's really a treat to see them go after each other. It's intriguing to me now because both girls are little dinged up - you wonder who's coming into this bout more focused and confident. Charlize shakes off adversity better than any girl in the sport - I don't think she even remembers being beaten in '06 - and I know that she takes special delight in handling Ali, so Theron is up for this. Ali's a question mark. I know a lot of people are saying she's really struggling to get herself together after I defeated her best of seven - but you have no idea how strong and determined that woman is until you've squared off against her. I KNOW when Ali sees Charlize across the ring - Landry's old pride will surface, and she's going to give Theron all she could want. Much as I hate to admit it, I really think Taylor Cole established a perfect set of ground rules for beating Charlize. If Landry has studied that fight from last year and can execute it - she can have success tonight." Theron: green string bikini; Ali: light brown top underbordered w/teal, teal strings & bright teal bottom. White gloves both.

 

During R1: Ali very aggressive at the open, leaning in, connecting with a looping overhand right: concussive blast off Charlize' face sends Theron staggering back into Krusher corner. Ali pushing immediately in: heavy two-handed bombardment to breadbasket bunches CT up - she palms her hands at Ali's neck to pull brunette head down. Landry setting strong, pinning CT down - cuffing paunch, swiping ribcage, dipping and tucking in thick behind either elbow. Ali getting into CT's jugs with little shoving punches while crowding her blonde - no backswing; just turning her shoulders to jam mitt to Oscar-winning rack. Theron grunting, absorbing, tying up - Ali engaged in muscular pawing and wrestling sessions as she lays her cheek against CT's chest, pulling down on CT's hands. Landry able to rip the odd uppercut to chin, but she's going body 90% of the time, consolidating her opening haymaker with yeoman's work on the inside.

 

R2: Charlize dancing out of her corner, hands loose and low: Landry's eyes narrow as she cuts off the ring, spits jabs and hounds CT to ropes. Theron flat footed at the apron, rope-a-doping - she has a variety of relaxed looks off the ropes:

 

1.) CT's feet wide, parallel - she leans forward, extending her left to palm Ali's head or shoulder, then chipping the right cross against Landry's forehead, licking the supple left uppercut while leaning backwards into ropes as Landry pours in.

2.) CT's feet wide, parallel as she stoops forward behind her mitts, rotating her torso.

3.) Turning her right shoulder into the ropes, tucking her chin behind left shoulder, riding left arm across her waist while right hand crosses to her left cheek - she bobs and rolls incoming punches from this posture.

 

Landry having none of it - smashing consistently at Charlize' biceps and hips when choicer cuts of beef unavailable - but Ali landing heavily in tummy, tits, flanks and jaw on occasion. Midway through, Charlize leaning back into ropes takes a gobsmacking right hand flush on the chin - jolting head swivel draws a shriek from the crowd; sends a tremor through Charlize' sleek thighs as she soaks the blow.

 

R3: Charlize midring - legs straight, springy, pushing off balls of her feet to pivot or nip in/out. CT with right hand open near her mouth, left at her hip - she's putting a very snappy up-jab onto Landry to keep Ali off. Ali crouching behind her mitts, then looking to time a leaping hook onto CT's jaw - Theron anticipating well, always leaning out of range in the nick. Minute mark - CT flicks a screening jab at Ali's eyes, steps in a slinging right hand clean onna chops and DOWN GOES ALI! Crowd shouting in shock - Theron suddenly turning lethal, drops Ali out of nowhere. Blonde grinning demurely at canvas en route to neutral corner: Landry gingerly rolls to her right hip, rises for a rocky eight count. Theron slapping her mitts together and striding across the ring: lanky limbed beatdown, coming up...

Theron's hands at her waist - she steps into Ali at the ropes with a thick right to pit o' the paunch, leans back onto right foot and pulls a stroking hook across Ali's front. Backhand jab off the right foot taps at Ali's mouth, then a drifting right swivels brunette head as blonde leans in onto her front (left) foot. CT cranking the hook off her left foot, hauling heavy thump up into Ali's breadbasket: Pageant princess biting down on sobs of pain as she reaches to clinch. Ref's break pushes Charlize back - she wades back in, sets up on widespread legs, hands insolently low: she's lapping, licking and lathering punches off her thighs, leaning in and out with weight on either foot to change distance. Landry covering up earmuff, trying to move her head - she ships a shellacking to the bell. Ali wobbly butt en route to her corner: CT with a devilish glance over her shoulder checks out her foe's woozy posterior.

 

R4: Showboat Charlize: feet wide mid-ring, hands at her sides - she's just batting and slashing circus punches off her thighs, tilting her torso, leaning in and back to make Landry miss. Ali made to feel very foolish in first minute: feels a lot better about things when she steps-with and crushes Charlize a right cross as Theron's leaning backwards, hands down. Dramatic impact tosses CT's head back and around - blonde keeps her feet, but steps in fence post holes: Theron's no longer grinning. CT stork-stepping to ropes - she covers up earmuff, leans forward woozy just in time to receive Ali's bombardment. THICK body work - vicious lefts and rights spanking in on Theron's golden abs, pancaking tits! Landry with her shoulder/extended left elbow propping CT up - Ali swatting hooks ear and jug on Charlize, keeping her tender. Brutal, stuffing right hands loop up and under, taking Charlize in her sternum, buckling her knees. Ali pulverising the CT torso, then graduating to either ear with short, clouting blows, systematically beating the Great Blonde into stupor. Charlize' strong legs holding her up, but she's tempest-tossed: Ali inflicting a terrible beating on Theron, leaves her in tatters at the bell.

 

R5: Charlize labouring, stern-faced, flat footed: she sallies forth hands up, palms out, weight on front (left) foot with the right foot well back. CT just dabbing either hand at Ali - just touching at her, making her flinch - then poking the occasional jab or straight right in between mitts. Ali keeping hands nice and high, bobbing her head, jabbing back at CT but having the punches parried by the palms-out guard. Takes Ali a minute to negotiate her way in - second minute sees her land a series of hard, swinging roundhouse rights to Theron's ribs. Final minute - Charlize doubling up her jab, flicking it at Ali's face and sliding back from aggressive brunette: Theron able to walk Landry into a GORGEOUS counteruppercut, shortcircuiting Ali's limbs. Ali immediately loosened, eyes instantly glassy, feet stamping, knees bending and locking: she's desperately hurt. Theron able to big-girl Ali into ropes with palms-on-shoulders, then lay down a fearful strapping: poor Landry sitting in strands, covering up her head and sponging another lanky shellacking as crowd bellows in approval. Bell: Charlize muscling Ali upright and chesting into her - Theron lets Ali hear all about it until ref pulls her off.

 

R6: Ali tentative - she's been hurt coming forward, doesn't want to risk it again: Theron leaning onto her front foot again, hands up, palms out, dominates mid-ring. Dabbing, pesky stuff taps at Landry's guard and forehead - spiced up by the occasional brisk jab or choppy right hand up the middle. Theron nimble as she lopes backward: she wants that right uppercut again, keeps trying to coax Ali forward. Landry jabbing Charlize chest to find the range - Landry missing several vicious right crosses as Theron leans out onto back (right) foot. Charlize dictating till late: she pokes a lead right into Ali's mouth, hops forward as Landry's backpedaling - ALI CRUSHES CHARLIZE A HOOK! Oh the wallop - Ali dipping her left shoulder, popping hips-right and clocking Charlize a beautiful, compact hook behind the ear: Charlize sent reeling away to her right, hitting ropes in disarray as Landry storms in. Ali in head first, pawing at Charlize' wrists to pry apart the defences, then brunette jams away at blonde torso with brutal, titty swatting. Charlize grimacing, badly hurt - she leans back into ropes, trying her best to tie up Ali's rounded arms. Majestic, thumping body work done to the bell: Ali doing her best to reduce Golden Goddess to rubble in the sixth.

 

R7: Charlize ashen-faced, clearly worn down - she wades into Ali intent on imposing will toe-to-toe. Both look to chop right hands and fall in close. Charlize rides her left hand behind Ali's neck, pulling Landry to turn her, holding her for nipping rights. Landry snuggling in close, mouth on shoulder - she rolls her shoulders, bumping away downstairs, working those stubborn blonde abs. Charlize licking right uppercuts - warned for holding Ali with the left while doing so; Ali clubbing powerful, short lefts or rights against Theron's jawlines whenever blonde straightens. Theron dipping her left shoulder, dangling her left hand, then CRANKING her hook - thick, succulent spank sounding out from Ali's midsection has brunette grimacing. Fight eventually staggers to ropes - Ali muscling her way on top: she keeps her head under Charlize' chin - her hands pawing and pulling at Theron's, setting up swiping rib, tummy and jug music in close.

 

Bell: Ali chests up, breathing hot into CT's drowsy face - both girls badly worn down through seven!

 

R8: Charlize bandy-armed, loose midring: lead right hand chops at Ali's forehead; follow up rising hook licks at Ali's face as Theron eases backward. More clouting, supple hooks bat at brunette as Charlize fades to ropes, then CT bends into a right, turning with the punch to cover up on her left side. Charlize supple - covering up face-in-gloves after she clouts at Ali, or leaning into ropes to pull brunette onto her chest: Landry constantly tied up, bogged down in long blonde arms. Theron nipping, swatting, covering up, clinching: Ali working hard to fight through it, staying on the body with rib-rattling intensity throughout. Down the stretch, Ali jams a blunt short right through blonde guard, straightening Charlize up: HOOK SWIVELS THERON'S HEAD! Charlize swooning out on her feet, draping back into ropes, hands down: ALI POUNDS AWAY! Glorious jailbreak as Landry lashes together a torrent of rights and lefts - Charlize' staring face battered this way and that as crowd goes insane. Theron refusing to go down or out - right hand stupidly reaching behind Ali's head as punches continue to splash in. Bell: saves Charlize from a seething Ali in the 8th.

 

R9: Theron walking on her heels, eyes half shut, lips parted - she's damaged goods and Ali surges in to finish. CLAMBAKE! Charlize swaying, flat footed, but managing to catch Ali time and again with lanky limbed haymakers: Theron sloshing her punches, landing with ringing clout as Landry pushes her way forward. Ali buffetted and stunned - but every time SHE lands, Theron's knees buckle and blonde looks like she's ready to go. Ali emboldened, gambling more and more - BUT THERON'S TIDYING UP! Charlize grimly slugging away from her hips, licking hooks and uppercuts at Ali and beating her to punches. Hard fought ninth a brutal, expensive lesson for Ali Landry: she's sent back to her corner disappointed, busted up, and frustrated through nine.

 

R10: Charlize midring: weight on front (left) leg - she chops a nuisance lead right, eases onto back (right) leg while swatting hook - catching Ali's skull some clout. Landry doggedly marching through it - Theron sliding back as she parcels out lead rights and hooks, luring Ali to ropes. Sidestep Charlize: Landry face-first into ropes, and stunned as CT steps-right, swats hook to face. Charlize loose-limbed, open-mouthed - but still connecting with succulent leverage - she's just pasting Ali here, really clocking her lanky. Swatting hook bunches up Ali's jugs: Char leans in, dips left shoulder, hoists hook up into breadbasket to cramp Landry up with sour look of hurt. CT easing to right foot, claws her hook; CT leans back in on front foot, carrying right hand in tidy to Ali's chin. LANDRY'S HURT! Ali suddenly swooning, sagging into ropes: Charlize slaps a hook across Ali's face - doubles it - then rips the right uppercut off the right foot. ALI'S OUT ON HER FEET! Curvy legs holding Landry up, but she's drooping, helpless - Charlize badly hurt herself wills herself to lather punches from her hips, batting Landry's sleepy face side to side. AND THE REF JUMPS IN! Charlize screeching in exhausted triumph as Ali is cradled into ropes. Sensational Theron comeback in the 10th makes her the KO10 victrix!

 

After: Landry slumping out in the man's arms, then coming around, then breaking down into heartbroken tears: she had Charlize BEATEN, only to see it all drift away. Theron falling into the arms of Lange, Heigl, et. al. - legs no longer able to support her weight after performing heroically all night long. "Too much heart!" Jenny O'Dell announces in the aftermath. "Charlize just wouldn't quit and Ali couldn't take the late pounding. My heart goes out to Landry - this was a tough, tough loss - but you have to marvel at Theron; nobody comes back from a beating like the one she was taking to stop a strong-bodied girl in the 10th. Simply incredible!"

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