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6 March 2009 AnnaLynne McCord vs Megan Fox

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Posted by simguy on 3/6/2009, 7:18 am

 

Before: Annalyne belligerent - slapping Megan's face during one podium session; displaying her flat tummy at Megan in provocative fashion; heckling Fox during weigh ins: Mccord determined to be the aggressor even before the fight. "Megan's just choked because she was the fairest of us all for about a minute-and-a-half," Annalyne chortles during one prefight conference, "and now all of sudden she's last year's model because Annalyne's in town. To me, she's not just a Lohan rival - she IS Lohan - just another cheap variation on the theme. I'm gonna paste her boys - it's going to be sweet - and you are gonna LOVE the coming era of ME!"

 

Fox fuming - how could she not? "I love that this cheap bimbo has so much attitude," seethes Megan at podium. "Chopping her up is gonna be SO much sweeter as a result. Any tramp who talks like this chick KNOWS she's going to get her ass all kinds of kicked; she's just trying to pump herself up. Yeah, I see your hard tummy; yes, I get how tall and lean you are - give it a rest already. When we're done, you're gonna know why I'm blue-chip and you're trash!"

 

McCord in black bikini - bouncy blonde curls; white gloves. Megs in bubble-gum pink bikini; white gloves; hair loose and tangly. During ring instructions, Annalyne purses her lips, so Megan hooks her tits: fight delayed as official reads both corners the riot act.

During R1: Annalyne: weight on left (front) leg; right at her chest, left a little lower; face scowling; teeth bared. Fox supple: left at her hip, right at her chest; weight on back (right) leg; left shoulder pointed at Annalyne in closed stance; eyes blazing, lips snarling. McCord brisk, crisp in combination - spicy jabs; swift right crosses; ratchetting left uppercuts off the front (left) foot. Fox slipping, bending at the waist, rolling shots with the left shoulder, then looking to lick back: she's slinging and lashing where Annalyne's staccato. Action RAPIDLY escalating: by the minute mark, these girls are bending into their hardest strokes, hating each other with every punch. Minute and a half in, they trade rights bingo on offending chins; they trade slapping lefts flush to jaw: Fox' knees buckle but it's BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Annalyne stumbling over her heels, then sitting out of the punch, scooting along her tight derriere. Fox shouting "OMIGOD YOU'RE SO CHEAP!" as ref pushes her back; McCord scrambling to her feet all blushing embarrassed.

R2: Annalyne working her way in behind her jab - gleefully giving up her height to get close and bang. Glorious, sinewy combos from Annalyne: jagged left uppercut to body, doubled into a left uppercut to chin; slapping left hook and a rangy right cross - all from medium-close range. Fox slipping and rolling, but getting touched up: she's slinging back sleek rights and lefts out of her torso-rolls, looking to time her foe. McCord very aggressive, very busy: stepping in with multiple jabs, then ripping away tidy: blonde outworks her bendy-backed brunette for points. Bell: girls chesting up seething; ref gives both a good shake and a stern scolding.

R3: Fox connecting on a wide, looping right and a matching sweeping left: Annalyne brushed back into ropes, momentarily amazed. McCord bouncing off strands, connecting on a chopping right cross, then gouging uppercuts to Fox' supple midriff: Megan gives ground grunting. Back and forth - girls pouncing upon each other, leaping away, circling and curling back in. High risk slugging from both at times: neither girl cares, so long as the other's in danger. Annalyne's pulsing jab the difference: she's often able to regroup and organize in better position while Fox is improvising.

R4: Fox stooping, reaching jabs to Annalyne's carved-marble abs: brunette testing the blonde's pride. McCord snarling, stalking, giving up the touches while walking Foxy down: it's a mistake. Minute mark: Fox jabs tummy, feints, then twists into a limber hook, shocking Annalyne to chin...BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Scooting knockdown sets golden curls a-bouncing, pretty lips a-pouting. McCord up quickly again, but Fox pouncing, determined to work her foe at ropes. SAVAGE brunette punching: Megan popping hips-right, arching her back to hoist left uppercuts to Annie's ribs; knuckling Annalyne into ropes; slap-hooking her cheek and driving in drifting right hands up top. Gorgeous body-and-head work here - Megs mixing it up like a champ. McCord frequently crying out into her gloves as she's tormented: young blonde not exactly stoic when her ass is getting kicked. Bell: McCord blinking back tears: Fox leans in from Annalyne's left flank to dig home an elbow-tip to tummy, buckling McCord forward with a sob. Ref yanking Fox away by her arm and giving her a hard shake: Megan petulant, glaring up at the man as he's droning about professional conduct, yadda yadda yadda.

R5: Annalyne STIFF with that jab - putting Fox on the defensive early. McCord edges in: she wants short left uppercuts off the left foot, clipping-tight left hooks off the right foot. Fox catching clout: left across her gut, right at her cheek as she tries to slip the hurt. RIGHT UPPERCUT, ANNALYNE! Rangy lick clips Foxy sharp: Megan stunned, staggering backward and DOWN SHE GOES! "JACKPOT, BYTCH!" Mccord shrieks. Fox scrambling up, blinking in hot-cheeked distress: she's pushing against ref, anxious to answer. RANGY HAMMER AND TONGS! Lithe vixens pour at each other - Megan slashing and slinging; Annalyne dippin'-n'-diggin'. Both girls scoring: Mccord punched on either ear, clubbed around in a little semi-circle; Fox grimacing from jagged left uppercuts punching into her sternum and tummy, or swiping hooks clawed tight across her breasts. Bell: they're still at it - ref has to push 'em apart with fresh warnings.

R6: CRISP combination punching, Annalyne: Foxy dipping and rolling, but getting strafed as blonde walks her down. Ropes: Megan with hands down at her sides - she's dipping and bending at the waist, leaning back into ropes, leaning forward to bump her shoulder into Annalyne's chest. Blonde eyes bright: she's unleashing steady punches, keeping Fox on the defensive - missing a good deal, but Megan can't answer. Fox slips low, getting under a darting McCord one-two; Fox leans back into ropes, hands low - wide, slapping hook catches Megan's mouth, startling her. Mccord lips pursed, doubles the whippy hook across Megan's teeth, then chips a right cross short to chin. Fox clipped clean - she's hurt, slouching forward to clinch: Mccord rips her a limber left uppercut to midsection, denying the tie-up. Fox sits back into ropes, mitts at her temples: Mccord clips left uppercut off left foot; right uppercut off right foot; dips to the right, snatches a tart right hand off Megan's left flank; shifts weight to left foot, dips and tucks a short left uppercut to tummy. Fox groaning, stooping forward behind her mitts: big grin Annalyne as blonde arches her back, picks Foxy up to tits via juicy right uppercut. Megan sputtering, laying back into ropes with how-could-you eyes: Annalyne leans in and kisses Megs a CRASHING right cross. Brunette head tossed over top rope - then topples forward, pouring face-first into canvas as delighted blonde hops away. That's it - KO6 in blazing fashion, Annalyne McCord.

After: McCord heartless in victory - taunting woozy Megan and mocking her hurt. Megs hating it, but she's too tender to answer...at the moment. No mistaking the bitter intent in Fox's eyes, however: there'll be a reckoning. "I've said it all along," crows McCord in postfight - her own face nice and puffy from Megan's strong strokes, "Megan's old news: it's my time now. You know who else is old and cheap? Lindsay Lohan. There's slender-strong like me, and then there's just plain skinny...like Lilo! All I can say is bring it on, you know? Naomi Watts, Penelope Cruz, Winona Ryder, Keira K, Sarah Carter, Kate Bosworth - I see me touching up ANY girl in my class!"

 

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