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7 September 2009 Moon Bloodgood vs Maria Menounos
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by Archer844 14 years, 4 months ago
BOXING AFTER DARK
Posted by simguy on 9/7/2009, 10:17 pm
BEFORE: Been a while since two tall, strong Theron-class lightweight up-and-comers hooked up: plenty of pundit speculation surrounding this one. "Maria's done it on the beach, but I'm not impressed with her," Moon shrugs in prefight. "I'm just stronger - you know? I just see me easing her to ropes and having my way. I went toe-to-toe with Theron: Maria can't say that." Menounos champing at the bit: this could be her breakout and she knows it. "Moon's been a good fresh face," Maria admits at podium, "perfect for punching! I'm glad she's confident: the most important thing is that I get to showcase in a hard fought bout. I won't get much out of a first or second round stoppage of this chick: I need her to make it look good!" Maria in midnight blue bikini; dark brown up in puncher's ponytail; white gloves. Moon in silver-grey bikini; white gloves; blonde hair loose.
During R1: Moon! Hook clocks Maria early, puts her wobbly butt; Moon spends the first minute consolidating, clobbering Menounos ropeside. Groggy clinches finally get ref's breaks, but Maria's hurt: Moon resetting after ref pushes her back, then wades in to punish Menounos thick and whacking. Nothing fancy - Maria stooping forward butt-in-ropes behind her gloves: Moon squaring away, twisting torso side to side to slop stroking haymakers into Maria's tanned flanks. Menounos clinching for breaks, breathing hard, looking shellshocked: all Bloodgood big and strong on Maria in the first.
R2: Maria shakes the cobwebs, pays Moon back in kind. Good-jabbing first minute sees Maria stake out her claim to midring - dominating Moon, circling round her right flank. Wide, sidearm rights take Moon in her body: she's grunting, covering up, allowing Maria time to fetch her thick left hooks in behind the elbow. Final minute sees Menounos steadily shellacking Moon to ropes, then really teeing off on her. Clapping right/left fat on the jaw has Bloodgood staring: she's a helpless vixen, arms crossed, torso stooping forward as Maria twists side to side, strapping away on jaw. Great, lanky pasting applied: Moon's curvy legs hold her up as she sponges a terrible beating - she's groggy at the bell.
R3: Hard, big-girl punching - both girls landing thick, strapping whacks to jaw. Both very fluid with punches - popping hips, turning shoulders into the shots, following through with curling delivery. Hands're up - girls stalking each other, each looking to punch more than defend. Menounos the more effective, backing Moon up.
R4: Maria continues to outwork Moon. Crowd-pleasing two-way shellack - girls twisting into ringing chin-checks, taking turns staggering the other. Menounos diligent about coming back to the body - strapping Moon's waist as Bloodgood's stooped forward behind her mitts. Maria slugging with pursed lips, really putting her back into it: Bloodgood's body cringing under loud, spanking connects. Bell: Maria grinning pretty, feeling pretty good about herself through 4. Moon? Grumpy.
R5: Moon: BOOMING right hand to Maria's gut; left hook to jaw; curling right uppercut to chin...MARIA'S DOWN! Menounos' legs all stiff as she sits-out - she's blinking, stunned as seething Bloodgood stomps to neutral corner. Huge gutcheck time for Maria: she's taking deep breaths during her 8 count, then wading out to engage rather than waiting on Bloodgood. HAMMER AND TONGS! Great, clanging, rangy haymakers - both girls channelling Debbe Dunning here: MOON'S GETTING CLOBBERED! Second minute decisively for Maria as she slops away rangy, stroking lefts and rights, beating Moon to ropes. Down the stretch: MOON IS ROCKED! Maria really pouring it on - squared up on Bloodgood, palming her shoulders to reset her, then heaping on the shellack. Maria twisting side to side - gloves caroming off Moon's scalp/shoulders, or slamming thick in behind the elbows. Bloodgood SHABBY with hurt, but refusing to go down: she sits in ropes, soaks it up woozy, suffering a terrible beating. Bell: Maria's teeth bared, her left hand on Moon's right shoulder; right hand lifting up into Moon's breasts with PUMPING gusto. Ref pulls Maria off, reads the riot act. Bloodgood blinking back tears, rubbing her battered jugs, glaring at her tormentress as Maria converts Moon's 10-8 into a regular 10-9.
R6: Toe-to-toe, rhythmic, back and forth shellack. Girls hunching forward, set in sturdy flat footed stances, arms loosely crossed as they unleash limber, clouting licks from either side. Groggy babes facing into chin-clout: each just taking slobberknocker, then answering back in kind. No clinching: pretty even give and take - girls just prowling the ring, pasting. Pretty even to the chin, but Moon getting the better of Maria's body with consistent sweeping whacks across paunch.
R7: Maria concerning herself with Moon's mouthwatering rack this round, pounding it to discourage Bloodgood's attacks. Moon giving ground from the minute mark - dukes at temples, elbows in tight: Maria wading forward with vicious, snapping licks either side of the waist. Bloodgood put wobbly butt from wicked, sustained body leather, but she just won't go down - backing into ropes and digging in hurt. Maria gorgeous down the stretch, arching her back to get limber right uppercuts; popping hips-right to slop left hooks loud in behind Moon's right elbow. Bloodgood panting in pain at the bell: Maria pushes in, stacks up late just to show Moon who's boss.
R8: Succulent, methodical tempo now: both girls shiny with sweat, neither fresh, but neither exhausted - each just trying to land beefy. Very orderly: one girl covering up, giving away her waist and flanks as the other loads up strokes home the shellack. Both scraping hopeful uppercuts along sturdy guards up top, but most of the harm down is downstairs. Late the round, Moon's steady pounding loosens Maria: Menounos mouthbreathing at the ropes, giving up jug to determined wallop as Bloodgood slams away to rack.
R9: Maria digs up Moon's rack early: brunette getting in there with robust left and right uppercuts. Bloodgood slugged to ropes, covering up tight: Maria leaning forward, slopping wide, whacking lefts and rights to that magnificent bronze body. Job of work, Maria: she works paunch, gets in thick behind the elbows - just twisting on her hips and strapping in the punches. Bell: Maria bodies up, making Moon take weight until ref pulls her off.
R10: Moon wading into Maria early - stroking rights and lefts to jaw stagger Menounous: she's glassy eyed, stumbling back on her heels as Moon walks her down. Ropes: Maria leaning forward behind her guard, fits Moon for close-in left uppercuts, then hooks as Bloodgood loosens. Moon slightly sloppy, mouth open, but she won't give up position: she stays on Maria, lashing the waist when it's her turn, then looking for reprisal left uppercuts to Greek jugs and chin. Bell: girls still splashing it on thick - ref has to pull Moon off.
Comes back UD10 draw. Both women refuse to accept the verdict, each demanding an 11th and deciding: crowd roaring in approval as fighters over-rule officials, sanctioning bodies, HBO suits, trainers and anyone else who stands in the way.
R11: Bell to bell, it's Moon Bloodgood: Maria backed up early, stacked to ropes and shellacked. Bloodgood working thick and deliberate - leaning on Maria, pushing on her, then twisting to pull in plowing haymakers side to side. Poor Menounos! She's blinking away tears much of the round, trying to keep her hands up, trying to tie up - but Moon just finds an extra gear. Nothing huge landing, but consistent, suppressing fire shuts Maria down, beats her for points. UD11 Moon Bloodgood!
AFter: Maria a staggering, weeping wreck in the aftermath, wandering the ring in heartbroken daze after Moon's 11th round surge. "I'm the future," pants exhausted Bloodgood, eyes dimly ferocious despite punishment received. "Don't care how big the names are - don't care how big the hype is - you get in with Moon Bloodgood and you're getting you ass WAXED!" |
7 September 2009 Moon Bloodgood vs Maria Menounos
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