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8 Oct 2004 Kaley Cuoco vs Jennifer Connelly (III)

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Posted by simguy on 10/8/2004, 7:22 pm

 

 

Before: Cooler relations this time around - Connelly not as generous towards her young foe - Jennifer resenting the fact that Kaley's horning in on her territory, getting a little sick of seeing "Kaley 'KO' Cuoco" merchandise and publicity: time to pop the bubble. "I think the press has gotten a little carried away," Jen tells media in prefight, "I've pretty much had my way on Kaley, with the exception of that one punch - I don't think we can call this uprising a 'rivalry' just yet." Cuoco agitated at the apparent lack of respect - kid not seeing that Jennifer's aloofness is the surest SIGN of respect there is. "I don't know what fights she's been watching," Cuoco huffs. "I gave her the first fight, but I mastered myself, took what she had in the second fight and shoved it back down her throat. I still respect Jennifer Connelly as a person, but as a fighter? I'm eating her up and she can't handle that. I'm really gonna be boss in this fight, inside and out - Jen Connelly's not going to have any excuses when we're done." Jennifer in the Welch 'Bedazzled' red push up and panties, Kaley again shelling out for the Cynara two piece - black push up, jazz print bottoms.

 

During R1: lively tempo - Kaley on her toes bopping in and out, dropping brisk one-twos, using the ring. Jennifer dukes up, timing her jab to manage Cuoco's speed, angling in to slant right hands down hard to tanned midriff. Even till late - Connelly separates herself in trade, putting a comeback hook together with a right hand to smashing effect on Kaley's jaw. Cuoco stepping in fence post holes, staggering away to regroup - bell sounds before Connelly can shovel on extra.

 

R2: Kaley running the first minute - Connelly the boss, but second minute Cuoco able to walk Jen into ripping lead rights, whip-armed check-hooks - Connelly put wobbly butt, forced to cover up: she's hurt! Kaley going over to offence - bumping her guard against Jen's to expose brunette's shabby balance, then digging to the waist to help age those legs. Connelly grunting, rigid at the ropes, stooped forward and soaking up rip-snap licks against her lungs and tummy. Kaley big n' brawny, using her shoulder on Jen and laying down the law tuff inside - Jenny O'Dell standing and cheering ringside as Cuoco POUNDS away for points.

 

R3: Jennifer halting eager Cuoco rushes with a spearing jab, spacing Kales out, then LABELLING her a chin-seeking right cross end of minute one. Cuoco walking away, then stumbling, face forlorn, she's hurt AGAIN as Connelly retakes initiative. Jennifer tackling and bulling Kaley to ropes, shoving and propping up on the girl before setting her feet and plugging - big bad brunette beatdown as Connelly issues pay back. KALEY SLUGS BACK! Blonde baring her teeth, refusing to accept one-sided harm - Jennifer digging in stubborn, taking flush hooks and chopping rights on her ears in order to stay close and rip to the body. Girls light one another up HUGE down the stretch - Kaley slamming away upside Jen's head - Connelly dippin' n' diggin' downstairs, both arms a-pumping. Bell - nobody cares - ref has to physically tug warring beauties apart. Gnashing teeth, blazing eyes, heaving chests - girls are getting a little mindless in their pursuit of conquest.

 

R4: KALEY ALL OVER JENNIFER! Cuoco getting her footwork just right - working in and out, touching Jen with lead rights and step-out hooks, stepping right and clipping Jen the come-along hook, walking Jen into the diving right on the teeth. Connelly bogging down, hands up, she's stiff, uncertain as Kaley starts to tune her up. Crowd screaming as Cuoco lands some gorgeous highlight right shots: the lead right over Jen's left shoulder; the lead step-in hook flush on the jaw, shooting Jen's butt back, buckling her knees. Connelly's feet jitterbugging as she's caught, stamping when she's hurt, red-pantied backside all a jiggle with hurt. Cuoco's shining moment late: Connelly sagging in the ropes, grimly hunkered down and Kaley helps herself to jug, working the offending rack with tidy, shoulder-shrugging lefts and rights. Kaley grinning as she whirls at the bell, bounding back to her corner - Connelly all busted up, smoldering - veteran getting enswell on her face, urgent instructions through 4.

 

R5: HAMMER AND TONGS! Kaley peppering Jen one-twos, beating brunette in a halting little counterclockwise circle. Jen covered up high, being buffetted, gets it together and starts placing dip n' dig right hands firm to the gut. Cuoco head-hunting, baring her teeth, pinning her ears back and THROWING! Jen resolute, blocking and countering, systematically getting up into the youngster with robust rising lefts and rights. Down the stretch, both girls pitch rights - Jen to the body, Kaley to the chin - Jen comes back a mop up hook on the chin and KALEY'S LEGS GIVE WAY! Cuoco crestfallen, SO hurt by that punch - blonde's how-could-you eyes meet brunette's I'm-finishing-you glare and CONNELLY WADES INTO WHAT'S LEFT! Kaley stampeded to the ropes, face in her gloves, tilting forward as Jen ROMPS to jug, then picks up chin, rhythmically punching her way through Cuoco's guard. Kaley slumping into the ropes, hands drooping, eyelashes fluttering as she tilts to her right and GOES DOWN! Kaley Cuoco beaten, bludgeoned and battered - SHE'S OUT ON HER FACE! Savage KO5 Jennifer Connelly.

 

After: Kaley twitching, deep in KO'd slumber just underneath the ropes - Jennifer reeling away badly torched herself - what a slugfest. First one beauty then the other ripping the other, advantage flipping back and forth but it's Jen Connelly drawing on all those hard fights, all that adversity in her past to gut out the toughest of the three brawls between these two. Aftermath: Kaley getting salts on her stool, devastated in defeat - Jennifer comes over to console...but NO! Jennifer right hand on black bra strap eases Kaley to her feet - Cuoco's head lolling, eyes pleading, but Jennifer's made up her mind. Walk of shame for Kaley - Jennifer's left arm snug around those golden hips, right hand waving as Cuoco is paraded to all four corners. Jennifer unusually hardhearted, but feeling Kaley needs to bare her throat a little: brunette wrenching tribute from conquered blonde. Cuoco snivelling, holding back tears - she doesn't want to give Jennifer any more satisfaction than she's already taking.

 

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