Before: "I hung a beating of the year type loss on Kristen last time we tangled," upbeat Kelly reminds the press, "that's a huge advantage for me coming in. She's a young hotdogger - I get that - but unless you've been in the ring you don't know how devastating it is to get handled the way I handled Krissy. I took her apart that night, and I don't think they found all the pieces, you know? Every time I look in her eyes, she blinks and looks away. That tells me all I need to know about this fight." Bell feisty, anxious to get it on - don't tell her she's hinky from that last beating. "It happened," Bell admits, "but it hasn't had the significance that Kelly thinks it has. If anything, that loss was the one thing that's going to make me a champion - because I went into the fight favoured and didn't deserve it. I wasn't ready, and I know now what it means to be ready, and I promise you this: Kelly Packard doesn't have to worry about 'losing' this fight. She has to worry about being embarrassed." Bell in pink bikini, small black work out gloves. Kelly in lavender bikini top, dark purple bottoms, small black work out gloves.

During R1: Packard right hand at cheek, stepping in educated stick: Bell bobbing, fading back, turning at the ropes to ease away from pressure. Kelly hopping and walking the ring off, eyes bright - just spitting out her stick, leaning into short right hands - chipping and skidding small-mitt contact against Krissy's nimble defensive front. Final minute - one/two Kelly brings her in close: Bell slips underneath Packard's work, answers a ringing hook to chops - PACKARD'S WOBBLY BUTT! Kelly staring, open-mouthed - stumble-stepping left: Bell grinning, leans in, punches her right hand in between Packard's breasts, then twists into ANOTHER snappy hook, swivelling Kelly's head again. Kel stamping in fence post holes, trying to keep her mitts up: Bell jabbing, stepping-with, then stepping into the Packard breadbasket right/left. Packard sobbing out, folding forward: Bell finishes up reefing hooks against Kelly's right hip at the break.

R2: Bell over to offense: Kelly still shopworn from that blazing last-minute output from Kris. Kristen lunging in, jabbing hard to Kelly's body - Packard hopping back to apron, shying away from hot poke. Bell walking her girl down, eyes glittering: hard right hands sharp and tangy, skid over Kelly's left hand, catching Packard's cheek; cranking left hooks jerk up underneath, testing Kelly's midsection. Bell putting 2s and 3s together - snap-snappy hooks and piercing right hands: very, very sharp punching penetrating Kelly's shaky defences. Packard wants no part of it - trying to block-and-roll, then stepping away for distance - Bell pursuing and tidying up all around the ring. Especially humiliating moment late: Krissy shouting "Gonna tap you twice in the body now Kel!" Bell feints Kelly into a guard-forward crouch, then hooks Packard once, twice to the midsection as promised: "YEAH!". Nothing back from discouraged champion: she's getting hounded, touched, shutout in the second.

R3: Bell pouring herself at Kelly - spitting a brace of jabs body and head, spanking away on Packard, forcing her to apron. Kelly grimacing, confused, slow in her reactions - she's half-hearted in her punching, not really getting off and she's taking terrible rebukes in receipt. Bell's body so coiled and tense - legs springy, poised on the balls of her feet: Packard sluggish, flat footed, indecisive. Kelly getting strafed, then trying to slide to her right: Bell's wide, banging hook always there to greet Kelly as she's trying to scoot-away. Kel's head rocking back more and more frequently - legs trembling, torso looking tippy: Packard starting to come apart at the seams as Bell heartlessly presses the attack. Middle minute - Kelly at ropes: Bell suddenly blazes away both hands in murderous flurry, shredding Kelly's defences and scoring multiple hits, ribs, tits and face. Packard unglued, sprawls against ropes, eyelashes fluttering: Bell resets her feet, jabs, drops a blistering right cross onto Kelly's chin. Head snap Packard, she tilts forward stunned, hovering over her feet a moment as a pair of mop-up hooks bite at her flank: KELLY GOES DOWN! Packard swooning to her face, lying there all sleepy/heavy on her tummy and IT'S OVER! Kristen Bell KO3 RIPS the belts from Kelly's waist.

After: Worse than a beating: it's an embarrassement as Bell calls her shots, then applies polish to stampede Packard into a humiliating exit. Kelly badly thrashed tonight - sobbing uncontrollably as she comes to: so traumatic a wipe-down that proud Kelly will announce her retirement in an exclusive BLONDE! Magazine interview in the coming weeks. Bell wiping at tears as she's adorned with belts: she ascends the throne in style - beating top contenders, then hammering the champ when she got her chance. You can't ask for more than that.