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19 September 2011 Miranda Kerr vs Pippa Middleton

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AWUBA BOXING: "The Ashes"--Downunder Boxing vs BBU (Site: Crown Casino,. Crown Palladium. Melbourne, Australia)

Posted by Baudo on 9/19/2011, 9:36 am

Round 1

Kerr guard high, Middleton working the jab getting the odd one through. Solid stiff jabs from Middleton, letting the Aussie know what she is about. Kerr ducking and weaving jabbing the mid section. Lands a couple of hooks to the ribs. Midway through Middleton ups the tempo, hooking the Kerr jaw once, twice, a third time, Kerr retreating stunned by those big shots. Middleton closing in, working Kerr to the ropes and lighting her up with a barrage of hard shots. Kerr in no mans land, gloves up copping shots to the face but staying on strong legs, tries to duck and weave but Middleton is cleaning up. The bell saves Kerr from embarrassment there.

All Pippa Middleton that round with some classy boxing upstairs, She showed speed we haven’t seen before and really clean hands. Kerr a little red faced early on. Signs of the Marais fight all over again.

Round 2

Middleton comes on strong, Kerr backing away as she hunts her down and goes to town on her mid section. Middleton blasting shots into Kerr’s ribs, a very different approach to Round 1. The first minute is all Middleton, power shot after power shot into the Aussies ribs, breaking her down bit by bit. Middleton picking her punches now, but still controlling the close exchanges. Jabs to the gut, hooks to the ribs. Kerr doing all she can to block down below now. Can’t return much fire. Oh backs Middleton up with a solid hook to the ribs, Middleton retreating for the first time. Kerr now returning fire with lightening fast hands into the Brits mid section. And there’s the bell.

Kerr coming on strong late but Middleton dominated the early stages of the round. She probably has it early on.

Round 3

Kerr staying to her plan, meets Middleton mid ring and goes straight to the body. Hard punching at the torso, Middleton jabbing and hooking at Kerrs head but she’s ducking and weaving nicely. Mid way through, Kerr slips the Middleton hook and LANDS THE RIGHT UPPERCUT to the chest, MIDDLETON HURT, Kerr advancing working the ribs with powerful hooks and lightning fast jabs. Middleton cowering in the corner trying to cover up her sore tummy, and letting go with messy hooks at Kerr. ONE GETS THROUGH, Kerr caught on the chin, stumbles away as Middleton launches off the ropes into a barrage of body blows. The odd uppercut connects to the chin as the bell sounds.

Kerr thought she was back into the fight and in control until a lazy hook lands clean on her chin and Middleton is back. Kerr takes the round though.

Round 4

Both girls looking for an early end. It’s ALL OUT punching midring. Kerr ducking and weaving finding the Middleton torso with powerful body blows, Middleton firing hooks and uppercuts to the chin and cheek of the Aussie. Kerr fairing the worse from the exchange ducks the Middleton hook but gets SMASHED BY THE RIGHT UPPERCUT and DOWN GOES MIRANDA KERR! Middleton celebrating the win already but Kerr is quick to her knees, shaking her head and trying to focus on her corner. She’s up at 8 but badly cut to the left eye. Ref lets it go. ON COMES MIDDLETON, launching bombs at Kerr who is copping a pasting. Middleton pushes her back to the corner and GOES TO TOWN on the Aussie supermum. Blasting shots at the body chest and face. The ref is in close watching Kerr as the bell sounds and she falls in a heap at Middletons feet. Middleton a menacing statue of power looks over the mess at her feet, but Kerr is moving and the ref assists her to the corner.

Well this could be all over here. Pippa Middleton destroying Miranda Kerr as both girls looked to end it early. Kerr has been here before not that long ago but the damage there was enough to say she is in trouble here.

Round 5

Kerr up slowly and gets on the back foot as Middleton charges in for another brutal demolition of the helpless Aussie. Can’t land a punch though. Kerr ducking and weaving, dancing away, staying out of harms way and landing the odd punch to the Brits mid section. Middleton frustrated mid round, steps it up a notch and lands a clean uppercut on Kerrs chin, Kerr stumbles to the ropes and MIDDLETON POURS IT ON, hooks and uppercuts in a flurry until she CATCHES THE RIGHT HOOK AND DOWN GOES MIRANDA KERR! For the second time Middleton dominates the Aussie. Kerr a true soldier, bravely up at 8 nursing a swollen lip and her right eye is closing. Middleton just teasing the crowd here, could easily end this, Kerr sits in the corner as Middleton props her up and punches her senseless, the ref is letting it continue. Middleton destroying the Aussie with punch after punch to the jaw as the bell sounds and Kerr falls to Middletons feet once more.

The Brit pleading for the towel from the Downunder corner but Visser won’t budge. Kerr on her feet again and the Ref has a long look at her. Amazingly the fight is allowed to continue and Middleton is outraged by the decision.