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30 September 2011 Bar Refaeli vs Kate Upton

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Posted by simguy on 9/30/2011, 11:16 am

BEFORE: Clever promotion televises the weigh-in, boosting ticket sales...there's Bar in red cotton undies, standing fists-on-hips, shaking her head slowly in disgust as Kate's on the scale in black undies. There's Upton watching as Bar takes the scale...then Kate shoos the official away so she can weigh Bar herself, just to be sure. "I'm the Amanda Righetti of super-models," Bar shrugs in prefight. "I am. My strength, my physique...Kate will feel my power on the night, as Marissa Miller did before her." Upton pursing lips/rolling eyes at the invocation of Righetti's name...she's got a whole different take on the fight. "Everyone knows I'm the next big thing in model fighters," Katie brays. "The Brooklyn Decker era lasted about a minute-and-a-half...now it's all me. No way an ugly stork like Bar gets over on all this (gestures grandly to an admittedly heart-pounding chassis). I'm best in show!" Potential thundercloud on the horizon for Team Bar: TISH CASTA shows up in Upton's camp to take the reins as lead sparring partner and tech-busting guru.

Kate's bikini
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=kate_upton_pics_sobe_4&title=Kate%20Upton%20Pictures&loc=3
White gloves; hair as depicted

Bar's bikini:
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=101228p2_refaeli_b-gr_10_7&title=Bar%20Refaeli%20Pictures&loc=3
Hair in high ponytail; white gloves.

R1: Kate swinging from her hips, wrapping long-armed loopers round Bar's head, engulfing Israeli beauty in limbs and swamping her to ropes. Cheap hold-and-hit results - Kate treating it like apartment action, pounding right hands to Bar's belly; right forearms across Bar's jugs. Bar grimacing, wrestling Upton aside and engaging her in similar sloppy walloping...Kate the more vocal, crying out, squealing, panting - always looking to wrap an arm around Bar's head and steer her about. Ref issuing warnings throughout...Upton the more effective beauty in sloppy, scrambling action. Casta clapping at ringside, catching Upton's eye and nodding in approval: obviously a dumbed-down brawling gameplan has been put in to combat Bar's perceived technical advantages.

R2: Bar unpacking the jab - right (back) foot back, right heel up off the canvas...classy model slams heavy left jabs to Upton's rack, twisting the fist into American meat. Upton eventually regrouping, slapping/pawing down with her left hand while looping the right around, wrapping Bar around head/shoulders and sweeping her off balance. Cue sloppy stagger-and-slug, hold-and-hit as Upton drags the fight back down into the gutter. Bar strong in the clinch, but confused by the chaos - Upton having her way over the balance of the round, mauling Bar along ropes. Down the stretch - Kate pushing heel of left hand under Bar's chin, bending her back over ropes: HUGE overhand right claps across Bar's stupendous jugs, drawing a cry of pain as Refaeli immediately crosses wrists-at-rack and cringes forward. Extra right hands swept wide to Bar's left flank: she's spanked stupid this round - Upton burying an insurance right to the body before ref can pull her off after the bell. Kate cackling - blonde hair loose in her eyes...she's romping effectively through 2.

R3: Bar staying disciplined, determined to box from an organized stance. Right heel up off canvas; right foot back...Bar re-establishes a punishing left jab, pounding it face-and-jugs on Katie to stymie American advances early. Bar pivoting lithely left, turning Kate...Refaeli triggers her first slanting right hand straight down into Kate's midsection, spanking a shout of pain from Upton as American backs away all gutshot. Bar walking Kate down, jabbing her up top, then driving in righty to body: big, spanking connects to breadbasket have Katie pouting, looking ass-kicked. Sweeping receipts from Upton break up the Refaeli romp...Bar careful to tie up and get ref's breaks rather than engaging in more tummy-to-tummy roughouse.

R4: Kate surprisingly combative - continuing to come at Bar full-throttle, overwhelming Refaeli's defences with sheer enthusiasm. Fight stumbles to ropes - the girls in mutual writhing embraces...Kate pounding forearms to rack; shoving harm to body; getting her elbow up into Bar's face; drawing warnings throughout. Good hold-and-hit for Katie late: she's got her left arm in under Bar's right, pressing Bar to ropes and slamming away righty to gut. Bar sputtering, grimacing from the heft: she tries to snuggle-up, but Upton won't have it - repeatedly pushing Bar back down and pounding on her. Round finishes with Bar face-in-gloves, her left side to ropes as she's hunching forward...Kate with left arm riding across Bar's back, the right hand delivering brawny punches up and in. Break: camera pans to Casta ringside, checking her look in a compact, then clicking it shut, looking awfully confident through 4.

R5: Kate charging forward all jugs-a'-jumpin'...Bar issuing check-jabs in retreat, pivoting-clockwise to sidestep raging blonde. Jab-and-pivot routine slows Kate: Bar taking ownership of rival blonde breasts with a thudding, hateful stick, forcing Upton into grumpy earmuff. Bar in charge outside - rotating clockwise, keeping Kate at end of jab...Refaeli slanting right hands down into the Upton breadbasket - spanking away with authority, loosening Kate up. Upton looking wounded, mouth open...those body shots have her in a bad way; she lunges forward to clinch and Bar clips her righty to chin! Perfectly timed intercept-punch - Bar bending in and down on follow through...chin-clipped Upton tumbling over top to clatter hands-and-knees to canvas off Bar's right flank. Upton whining, sniveling, but beating the count...she's disheveled, wobbly butt when Bar wades in to finish. Refaeli squares away at jab range, shelling Kate into earmuff, then getting into American body via wide right roundhouses and gorgeous, snatching hooks! Sensational one-sided beatdown issued - Bar never falling in or smothering herself - she jabs Katie upright, then beats her body like a drum. Bell: Upton blubbering, cringing from shots...ref pulls seething Refaeli off her girl as Bar evens the cards with a 10-8 5th.

R6: Kate once again surprising onlookers..instead of puddling on her stool and quitting, Upton wipes her eyes, angers up and comes out swinging. Bar caught early by a sidearm right across the lips - followed up by another - straighter - right cross to chin and a swinging hook. Refaeli's head tossing picturesquely to the side when smote - her eyes closed, lips parted, gloves stacked right atop left at her chest as she's taking punches. Upton stepping in with her power, walking Bar down...Midway through, girls are exchanging lanky, rising, straight arm left hooks to offending breadbaskets - each girl batting away while creeping up-torso with the shots and BAR GOES DOWN! Ringing hook/uppercut off the chin picks her up, sets her down - Refaeli spreading out onto her back all stunned and starfished. Bar beats the count ragged, blinking and hurt for 8: ON COMES KATE UPTON! Kate pouring in, carrying a right into Bar's breadbasket, then lapping in a left that carries inadvertently low. Bar groaning, pictching forward: Katie bodies her back into ropes - gives her a good jostling - poor Bar's head whip-lolling back and forth with the bullying, then KATIE WANTS RACK! Upton shrieking as she slap-chops Bar's rival jugs the right hand, then it's a slap-chop left clapping back the other way. Bar stunned, taking pancaking blows down-and-across...she's reaching to clinch, looking sleepy. Kate lost in jug-lust - heaving Bar back into ropes, then plowing her anew: Upton all bared teeth and blonde curls across her eyes as she slams away mindless. BAR GOES DOWN! Refaeli overwhelmed, pitching to her left and dropping to all fours - covering aching breasts with her right arm as she pants on the spot. "STAY DOWN!" Kate screams while leaning forward - ref pushing her back as it looks like Upton's getting ready to boot a right foot into unprotected Refaeli ribs. Casta up out of her chair, clapping: Katie wrenches the lead - and momentum - back from Bar as fight seesaws on knockdowns.

R7: Battered beauties circle gingerly midring...Upton licking parched lips; Bar still wincing, legs looking rickety. Bar initiates - stepping in the left jab to knock at Kate's pate, then another to her mouth while pivoting left. Kate turning, curling fists into eyebrows, keeping elbows high. Bar targets the midsection with spearing right hands - leaning in and down off the jab to pound home hard single shots to breadbasket...Katie grunting in pain, backing away, eyes blinking with tears. Bar hard-eyed, stalking Kate: Upton pawing don't-hurt-me jabs while keeping right cocked at her chest. Bar feints; jabs jug; pivots right instead of left and bends in a vicious right hand over Katie's left shoulder! Crashing chin-check turns Kate's chin hard to starboard...Upton's knees give a great bend, then straighten up locked as she's desperately hurt! Kate stumbling forward in a fog, trying a looping right hand on instinct: Bar sidesteps left, ducks under the big right while dragging her own right deep to tender blonde underbelly...Kate gurgles "GUH-H" upon receipt, pitching forward to belly-in behind Bar! Upton groaning, arms hugging at her tummy as she lies chest-down...she's hopelessly gut-shot, unable to get off her tits: KO7 Bar Refaeli in picturesque fashion.

After: Bar exchanging harsh words with Casta ringside as Tish looks up from floor level and hurls epithets...poor Katie helped to her stool and tended to as she cries, hugs herself in pain. Great supermodel slugfest one of the better model-fights in recent memory...Bar distinguishing herself as relatively athletic and disciplined for the type. "Kate hits strong," Bar admits, "but I have the heart of a lioness and survived her best. I am better and better each time out, and I know Brooklyn Decker fears me, as does Theron, Cat Bell, Rebecca Romijn, Blake Lively...all will fall to me eventually! Now, I must attend to business." WALK OF SHAME FOR KATE UPTON! Bar pulling weepy Kate to her feet, placing the right arm behind Upton's back; Bar's left hand securing Kate's left wrist...it's a classic walk as blubbery Kate is steered to all four corners in display mode. In days to follow, both Heidi Klum and Molly Sims issue challenges to Bar, citing the walk of shame as a big reason...as if they wouldn't have walked a beaten a Upton!