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30 September 2011 Kelly Brook vs Ali Landry

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Posted by simguy on 9/30/2011, 11:26 am

BEFORE: "I don't know how long I'll be big," Kelly grins in prefight, "but while I am, I feel it's my duty to the stable to put Landry in her place. It's time for me to take the reins - Ali's been slowing down for a while now, and can't be entrusted with flag-ship status. A pounding defeat will do her good - make the transition to management all the easier. The ring is the domain of young lionesses, not toothless old hags!" Ali not batting an eye: they play hardball at Jeri's and always have. "Look, if Kelly weren't taking a shot here, I'd lose respect for her," Ali admits. "It's not like she hasn't tried before - and we all know how these uprisings always end - but it shows she's got spirit. Now, 'spirit' can get you hurt in boxing, so that sucks for Kelly, but overall, I think it's a good thing. If I'm not beating my stable into shape on a regular basis, then I'm not doing my job as Alpha!" Ali in gold bikini, black gloves; hair in loose tangly curls. Kelly in sea-foam green bikini, coming in chesty and heavy for her; black gloves; hair in loose curls tied back off her face.

During R1: A few false starts - Kelly mock-pouncing to gauge Ali's fear factor: Landry sliding to the side, but not over-reactng, keeping her stance together, guard up. Brook leaning in to jab the body; Ali receipting with skidding rights atop Kelly's skull. Midway through, Kelly presses hard up the middle, clubbing hooks to breasts/right hands to pate, driving Landry backwards: Ali bounces off ropes - ducks down - straightens up into belly-to-belly clinch for ref's break. Down the stretch - same cagey, patient fare...Kelly double-paws the jab to Ali's lip; drops the booming right hand to chin and LANDRY'S ROCKED! Ali spellbound - stiff chin-toggle has her all blinking and confused, feet stepping wrong as she stumbles on the spot. Brook wants insurance but bell sounds - ref bodying her away before she can treat Ali cheap.

R2: Ali cranky, sullen along ropes, wrists crossed at her breasts as Kelly stalks her. Brook with hard-working grin - stooping forward to shove left hand to Ali's tummy, then slopping the right to Ali's left shoulder. Landry grimacing, turning her right shoulder into a ropes: Kelly pounds a straight, palm-down right in above Ali's presented left hip, then club-hooks Ali on the mouth. Landry grumpy, rolling till she's back-flat to ropes again, wrists still crossed against ropes: she blurts in pain as Kelly pounds the waistline a slamming series of lefts and rights. Brook exhaling through pursed lips - when she's done pounding body, then straightens, pushes on Ali's crossed hands and resets. Landry being sullen, sluggish, not offering back much...whenever Kelly gets a little too zealous, Landry will fold her into clinch, wait for ref's break. Bell: Kelly pushing off Ali all "I'm big", making Landry take weight into ropes.

R3: Similar stuff from Landry - Ali strangely sluggish, very defensive at ropes with left wrist crossing her right at jugs. Kelly able to operate at methodical pace - taking care to palm-up on Ali's shoulders when necessary, always pushing and showing strength to Ali. Brook slopping away hamhanded to tummy and hips, then pushing Ali down to reset...Landry rarely taking advantage of obvious opportunities to counter. Ali conserving energy though: Kelly breathing hard, working up quite a sweat...she's beating Landry pretty thoroughly, but can't get Ali's legs to give through 3.

R4: Ali jabs her way inside - palming Kelly's biceps and waltzing with her a bit. Landry getting off in the phone booth - cuffing Kelly's belly; clipping uppercuts to her chin...Brook pushing and working inside, but getting tuned up. Middle minute - Ali pressing Kelly with extended chickenwing left elbow on the right flank: right to the body/left hook to chin stuns Brook, has her baby stepping on the spot as she falls in hurt with Landry. Ali embracing, then turning Kelly counterclockwise (shielding Brook from the ref, who's behind Ali): she swipe-hooks Kelly's breadbasket to bunch her up, then slides left hand behind the head to hold Brook in position. Landry tight-lipped, holding and hitting, lifting jerky right uppercuts into Kelly's chin as Brook's helpless in the grasp. One, two, three - Landry just shrugging 'em in and KELLY GOES DOWN! Kelly crashing onto her back, rolling her curvy body over to get rickety to her feet...she's a shabby beauty reeling at the ropes for the 8 count. ON COMES ALI! Landry pouring forward - wrestling apart Kelly's shaky earmuff, then HAMMERING BROOK'S RACK! Oh the humanity - Ali simply letting hands go - crowding close and rolling her shoulders to plow shoving hup-hup left.rights up into Kelly's titanic rack. AND THE REF STEPS IN! Kelly baring her throat, whining in pain, too weak to tie up or get Ali off her...Landry making sure of those breasts until ref actually physically removes her from her prey. TKO4 Ali Landry in rip-roaring fashion.

After: Shocking upset in the minds of many pundits who felt that now was the time for Kelly to make a strong move: Ali Landry stands firm, takes a good shot, then turns on the jets to leave Brook in tatters. "I'm disappointed in Kelly," Ali says in postfight, taking care to rub it in. "I expected the fight of my life tonight but instead...same old Kelly Brook. She's slow at the weight, easy to hit, and brother, did I tee off! Did you see her jugs? Flopping and jumping around as I got in there huge? Crazy. No woman could have withstood that barrage: I was just way too much!" Anxious ops-van guys ready with the Swan Lake tape just in case...normally when Ali wins big, there's tribute to be taken, and in this case, it's almost guaranteed...