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1 October 2011 Demi Lovato vs Jessica Simpson

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on 10/1/2011, 9:56 am

BEFORE: Hi-jinx at an early weigh-in: Jess takes a caliper to Demi's hip as Lovato's on the scale; Lovato returns the favour with a calipre-test on Jessi's right buttock, initiating all-in brawl...business as usual for the young and restless. "Demi's like all the rest of these Disneybrats," Jessica complains in prefight. supported at dais by both Duff sisters; sparring partners Bev Mitchell and Brittany Snow. "Super hyped - always the next best thing...well Lindsay Lohan played that card and look what happened. Debuted against me and got stopped-the-hell-OUT! Same thing for Demi: she's supposed to be the next Hilary Duff? I say NO WAY!" Lovato all flashing eyes and determined face...she's not buying Jessica's Disney-busting rep. "Lohan was what - 100 years ago?" Demi quips. "Gimme a break! It's today; I AM the next big thing and Jessica's a year older. She thinks she's gonna bust me out? Well I say Bring It On. I'm tuff; I punch hard, and I'm not afraid of any has-been singer who walks around at the fat-slob weight class!" Cue brawl: both girls vicious with each other on the topic of weight. Come fight night, both are chubby, but solid: there's real fighting beef under a crowd-pleasing layer of jiggle. Demi in bra-style leopard print bikini with black gloves; dark hair in damp curls. Jessica in pink bikini; white gloves; blonde hair also in damp tangles.

During R1: CRAZY PUNCHING MIDRING! Both girls looking to end it early..chins up, backs straight at they pitch and catch head-on. Trade in straight right leads misses over either right shoulder; come back stubby-straight lefts see Demi's punch kiss off Jessica's mouth and travel over blonde left shoulder. Jess gasps, but keeps working: straight right detonates off Demi's face, punching her head back and spoiling her own right. Lovato startled, but staying on-tempo: left hook punches across Jessica's chin, then both stamp straight rights, scoring simultaneous face-spank. Demi has some luck with a stubby right on Jessi's face, then a reload-and-fire right to drive Simpson back a step: blonde girl whining, but punching, altering trajectory to slam away rights and lefts sidesarm to Demi's breadbasket. Lovato gasping in pain, mouth open: she hooks Jessica's tits a tremendous clout, drawing a raor from the audience. Jess grimacing, plowing righty to jug, then pushing in the left...she's driving Lovato back via healthy rack assault. Demi hits ropes, mouthbreathing, starting to whine...she's still pitching alternating lefts and rights, but getting sloppy, starting to slap. Jess getting her weight forward, slugging hard off that lead left leg: STIFF, ramming lefts and rights still pounding off Demi's face in volley's, then plowing away on jug. LOVATO'S HURT! Crowd squealing as Demi relaxes stunned against ropes, tanned thighs a-tremble, hands dropping. Jessica snarling, leaning into the work: more right hands pound and pound off Demi's face; straight lefts push hard against her breasts. It's Jess on Demi down the stretch, punching and punching to end it...Lovato stunned, trying to lift mitts but Jessi's just punching past the limp guard. Lovato's curvy young legs hold her up, but what a pasting! Jessica in mindless slug-lust, churning away right/left right/right/left as poor Demi sponges it up face-first. Bell: Jess just pouring it on - tired now, lifting punches off her thighs to shove into Demi...ref has to pull li'l blonde jiggler off helpless foe.

R2: Demi disheveled, blinking, but refusing ref's offer to quit on her stool: she's out for round 2 plucky and combative. Lovato belting away on Jessica's rack early - plowing right hands mated with sweeping hooks beating blonde girl back on her heels. Jessica whining in pain, but firming: she starts feeding straight right hands over and over against Demi's head, almost with a hockey-fight delivery. Lovato gives ground wobbly-butt, swinging a right to Jessica's tummy that has blonde girl shouting in pain: Simpsy slugging back mindless - right hand oon the chin swivels Demi's head, knocks her knees together. Toe to toe face-punching ensues - girls just fronting up and pitching in: right hands kiss off faces and follow through over opposing right shoulders; left hands push in straight, criss-crossing to mouths or breasts, resetting the right hands in the process. Cracy head-on jackhammering finally sees Demi's legs give way...she turns to her right, covering her head as she staggers right-shoulder-first into ropes! Jessica storming in all jugs a-jumpin': left hand pushes on Demi's left elbow as brunette's turtling; right hand delivering wide, whacking strokes to brunette buns and lower back. Lovato groaning, rolling back-first ro ropes: she's pushing the right hand up and and across, but still getting bite on the come-back left hook! Jessica smote to chin, put wobbly-butt, but SHE'S still committed - pushing weight forward, throwing hard off that lead left leg. Girls get exhausted, whining in agony as they pull punches up off their bellies to shove at each other's face and chests...a BOOMING right finally jams onto Demi's chin, loosening up ALL her buttons! Lovato out on her feet, slumping butt-on-ropes, eyes unfocussed, hands at her waist: Jessica sees the bared throat, gets fired up and starts pasting home the leather. Lefts and rights, LEFTS AND RIGHTS! Jessi all back straight, pouring in straight criss-cross punches in churning delivery as poor Demi faces into the punishment. Ref steps in as Lovato's all sleepy-groggy, accepting flush blows on her face...Jessica shouting "MY JUGS STOPPED YOUR JUGS!" as she's the TKO2 Victrix.

After: Side by side for the formal verdict - Jessi's hand is raised and Demi just nods in tight-lipped chagrin, knowing she got completely caught up in a senseless shootout. Duff girls backed by Snow, Mitchell, Kim Kardashian, Jojo and others all congratulating Jess in the ring while throwing snarky looks and comments Demi's way: Lovato obviously inspiring a lot of resentment for such a new face. "I like to start Disneybrats off with a good beating," Jessica gloats in postfight, her own face nicely touched up by determined Lovato slugging. "It's a good reminder to Demi and the rest that I'm still boss at this height and weight - no offense to Hilary, or Lacey Chabert or Hewitt - I'm boss and what I say goes, in the ring. I say Demi "go to sleep" - and she does! That's Jessica Simpson boxing!"