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2 October 2011 Jessica Lowndes vs Brittany Snow

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CW TRY-OUTS (FCBA SANCTIONED)

Posted by simguy on 10/2/2011, 5:35 pm

BEFORE: Network brass finally telling Lowndes to "suit up": Jessica's pumped at the podium. "It's about time!" Lowndes grins. "They're setting the bar for me way too low though...Brittany Snow? I'm fighting at a Kristen Bell level right out of the chute; my body is amazing - on a par with Jessica Simpson's in 'Dukes of Hazard'; I'm tuff; I'm awesome at punching...I should be in WAY higher. But whatever: Brittany's gettin' BUSTED!" Snow calm, acting the veteran: she's got Bev Mitchell working with her and she's been given the green light to go hard at the budding potential superstar. "Big guys want to know if Jess can fight," Brittany says, "but I can already tell them she's at least a year away. She's comparing herself to Bell? Try Lucy Hale or Rachel Bilson. She's in a pretty sweet spot on Bev Niner - lots of exposure, but she's third-string behind McCord and Grimes, so she doesn't have to carry the weight. To me, she's a pretty little bubble waiting to burst, so I guess I best get to poppin'!" Snow in white, bra style bikini that is navy blue on the inside; small white gloves; hair in soft blonde curls. Jessica in baby blue sport cut swimsuit top with white ruffle along the cleavage and spaghetti straps; dark green sport bikini bottoms; small powder blue mitts; hair in high 1960s style swingin' ponytail.

Venue is CW backlot ring - just 90210 execs, cast, and industry guys in attendance. Official FCBA ref, judges and timekeeper make this a sanctioned fight, and Lowndes' debut.

During R1: Jessica dukes up, aggressively in behind a perky jab: Brit dukes up, relaxed in the pocket, weaving poke and answering stubby left check-uppercuts to Jessi's chin in trade. Jess flashes right/left handspeed to blonde gut; Brit hooks tits while keeping right tight to temple. Jess scowls, shoots a left to Brit's left shoulder; clubs a right at her head...blonde girl weaving in the pocket, straightens up out of crouch while dragging right hand into the Lowndes belly. Back and forth - nice high work rate at close range; no clinching; elbows in; forms compact. Jess busier as Snow's basically timing counters...brunette working blonde to ropes and outworking her hup-hup-hup to bell. Jessica whirls on her heel as she's puling away - she wastes no time ponylashing a startled Brittany Snow across the eyes in the first!

R2: Same again - energetic little rumblers get close without smothering: hands up, elbows in, active bobbing and dipping in the pocket. Jessica busier; Brittany calmer - finding the chin again and again via slip-and-counter uppercuts from either hand. Chippy little touches well handled by Jessica's curvy legs, but blonde expertise on show in the second - exposing a bit of the tyro in Lowndes.

R3: Jessica pressing...lips curled off teeth, grunting and gasping with exertion: Brit calm in the pocket, fighting economically. Brit dippin' and slippin' - bobbing then coming up with left or right uppercuts off that front (left) plant-leg...she's ringing Jessi up little nibblers - nothing dramatic, but it's good, stout, consistent contact. By the middle minute, Lowndes starts to unravel - realizing she's taken one too many shots...she backs off looking flustered. Snow stalks Jessi to ropes, but finds a willful little brawler there: Lowndes baring teeth, slugging from her hips and outpunching Brit as blonde opens up, hoping to finish strong.

R4: Brittany defensive - gloves at cheeks as she slips-and-rolls, drawing punches from Jessica. Lowndes a little buzzsaw here - chopping across lefts and rights with her elbows in tight to her body on delivery; chopping sidearm rights and lefts into Brit's waist - again keeping elbows in; muscling 2 and 3 right uppercuts through the middle at a time, scraping away on Snow's defenses. It's all Jessi working hard until down the stretch, Brittany fits a scooping underhand right to Jessica's belly button; hooks a palm-down left to her chin; finishes up a sweeping right to left eye, sending Lowndes staggering backward into ropes. Jessica stunned, staring...she's desperately hurt, saved by the bell as Brit's wading in. Snow steals a round with veteran guile and crafty power...Jessica looking spooked on her stool during break.

R5: Brit shifts from counter to lead - jabbing Jessica's mouth on approach; carrying the short right hand into brunette gut; finishing up hooks on top and walking Jessi down as she retreats. Lowndes frazzled, under pressure - Brittany not fancy - just getting close, putting punches together, tagging Jessi body and head. Lowndes showing heart with her back to ropes: Snow forced to be wary as Jessica throws with desperate abandon late.

R6: First real gut-check of Jessica's career: Brittany goes all-in, beating Lowndes without mercy this round. Blonde girl really digging into body - shoulders rolling, fists lapping at gut...then she's coming up top, clouting Jessi about her head-and-shoulders. Lowndes tempest-tossed, reeling along ropes, hurt and frightened now. Blistering assault at the minute mark sees Brittany take a harsh inventory of Jessi's tummy tits and chin...withering flurries beat Lowndes drowsy, dropping her woozy to all fours. Jessica beats the count plucky, but there's more hurt coming: hard-eyed blonde girl steps-to, pushing Jessi on her guard, then gets back to work. Steady work gets done - Snow with head in under Jessica's chin, keeping her pinned down and hammering her to body/ribs. Jessica proves a trooper, sponging up the worst beating of her life in these three minutes: she's blubbering, looking shellshocked at bell as pitiless blonde looks her over.

R7: Brit moves in shoulder to shoulder, shrugging short shots into rival tummy and head...Lowndes digging deep, offering back in kind. Spicy stuff - Jessica firming and proving competitive...she gradually starts to get the better of trade, grinding away hairline to hairline. Final minute - Lowndes drifts low via lapping right/left: Brit bunches forward with a sob...Jessica folds blonde head into crook of the left arm, headlocking Snow and walking her into ropes. With backs to refs, Jessica jams a stubby right thumb into Brittany's throat out of the headlock - throwing her hands in the air and claiming innocence as Snow drops to canvas, clutching at her neck. Ref's no dummy - he waves off the knockdown, gives gasping Brit minutes to recover...Jessica preening in neutral corner, fixing her ponytail, standing around hands-on-hips and whining about all the time Snow's taking!

R8: Lowndes reaching under Snow's arms, bodying her to ropes...brunette crowding in with her head while lapping right/left/right punches to Snow's white trunks. Brittany loosened up, sobbing in protest: Jessica stays on her - using forehead on blonde upperchest to stabilize while pumping fists to tummy. Snow rallying, punching back late...she's grimacing in pain, but fitting short right uppercuts to Jessi's chin late in reprisal. Fighting after the bell - ref moves in with warnings to both vixens.

R9: Vicious, two way punching at very close quarters: heads clashing as fighters dip side to side inside. Digging, relentless bodywork both ways - pretty fighters gasping and wincing, bumping each other tuff shoulders; looking for hooks/uppercuts. Down the stretch, Brittany scoops that underhand right to brunette tummy; turns over the palm-down hook to chin and DOWN GOES JESSICA! Lowndes scooting to her rump, hands behind her for balance...SEETHING Brittany glaring down, getting working-woman's justice with good old fashioned hard work, hard punching.

R10: Sloppy hold-and-hit along ropes as girls huddle up, dig away in the trenches. Left arms in under opposing rights - the girls pushing on each other while feeding in stubby right hands - it's tummy to tummy warfare along the apron as fighters take turns on top. Curvy legs stamp; lively buttocks jostle and shudder; girls grunt and whine as they take turns playing the tormentress. Down the stretch it's Brittany on top, stuffing Jessica's attempts to reverse, cramming her against ropes and thumping her amidships. Bell: ref has to pull angry blonde girl off wilting brunette: Lowndes in tears, fretting because she suspects it's UD10 Brittany Snow. She's right.

After: Snow scowling - pissed at the fouls and preferential treatment Lowndes seemed to get: Snow's seen it all before. "They gave her the Starlet treatment for sure," Brit tells BLONDE! Mag in postfight. "I knew coming in the deck was stacked against me, but two knockdowns don't lie: I beat Jessica Lowndes up tonight - end of story. Welcome to the FCBA you little cheater!"