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4 October Lindsay Lohan vs Emily VanCamp

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on 10/4/2011, 1:23 pm

BEFORE: Pushing and shoving in prefight - Lilo right up in Emily's face, looking to lay down some ground rules. "I've won 3 or 4 straight," Lilo says, eyes blazing at podium. "Lindsay Lohan is back with a vengeance - so who is this chick to be calling me out? How DARE she drop my name? Lemme tell you something honey: pasting up Demi Lovato doesn't prepare you for Lindsay Lohan in any way, shape or form! From what I saw, you couldn't break an egg: one hit from me, and you're going to know what wiry power is all about. Believe it!" Emily unflappable, frosty-eyed in rebuttal. "I know Lindsay is a step up from Demi," Emily acknowledges. "I know she's got stopping power at the weight, and she can box when she feels like it. This is why I'm fighting her: to take that next step, and to show I can handle dangerous lanky bodies in my class. She can huff and puff all she wants, but I'm not scared of her. We're going to get in the ring, and she's going to get what I gave Demi...only it'll be totally different. She's got her stuff, and I've got mine - and I'm eager for her to learn the difference!" Ems in conservative cut royal blue bikini; white gloves; wavy hair back in battle bun with locks framing face. Lohan in multi-coloured wave-and-floral print bikini in shades of blue/mauve/dark purple/white/pink; white gloves; hair back in tight battle bun. Linds chesting up during ref's instructions, glancing down at Emily's modest bosum, smirking in contempt: Emily stone-faced, ice-eyed throughout the psy-ops.

During R1: Lilo stiff-legged but springy...left hand at hip, right at chest...she's lifting the up-jab from her waist with a straight, stiff arm - locating Emily, then bending into deadly right crosses - often recovering with a wide-sweeping, stiff-arm and palm-down left hook. Emily circling, bendier at the waist - hands relaxed at chest height as she rotates clockwise. Emily doubling up a licking jab - touching at Lilo's breasts, not quite in range to spank 'em tart. Minute mark: RIGHT HAND, LOHAN! Emily recovering from her own right hand, leaning back and catching rangy clout on the chin...Van Camp stumbling back several steps before tripping over her own feet and scooting to her rear! "THAT'S HOW THE BIG-GIRLS DO IT!" Lohan shouts: poor Emily looking punch-spooked and startled. EVC up at 8 and mobile - she gets leggy, trying to get herself together: equally leggy Lohan cuts off the ring, jabs to Emily's body and kisses her another lancing right to mouth. Van Camp wide-eyed, sputtering...she hits ropes, forms face-in-gloves and suffers as Lilo squares up, slams away tic-toc to either flank. Van Camp eventually able to clinch, but she's visibly shaken - getting a good dose of prime Lilo in the first.

R2: Emily roams to her right, turning Lilo's left flank...Van Camp's left jabbing Lindsay's left side-boob, then cuffing Lilo the hook when Lohan makes the turn. Takes Linds a minute to figure out the new angles, but she's soon hooking wide, rangy lefts to Emily's waist, then bending in close to carry heavy, slapping rights upside Van Camp's head. Emily driven to ropes in final minute where she forms up face-in-gloves under pressure: Lilo again able to square away and tan Van Camp flanks ringing, batting lefts and rights. Emily groaning into her mitts, drooping forward: Lilo arching her her back into gorgeous fish-hook left uppercuts to Emily's sternum; scraping right uppercuts across the top of Em's overhanging head. Bell: Lohan making smirking eye-contact: Van Camp frazzled, legs trembling on a shaky walk to her corner. Lohan shouting "One more round!" to the BLONDE! Mag guys at ringside...they chuckle, wave back like they know her.

R3: Em still doubling up a swift-licking jab - just a hair short of jug on the first one, then spanking Lilo loud on the second. Clockwise rotation...Emily's eyes narrowed and hard - heavy concentration evident. Lohan circling-with...she's hopping stiff-legged into position - lifting the stiff, straight-arm up-jab left, then trying to bend in and end Emily's night via whistling right hands. Em bending out of range, then trying to kiss Lilo a right in trade - deadly game of bendy-backed cat-and-mouse develops as girls sway to-and-fro - each setting her feet to punch. Emily's jab dials in on Lilo's breasts...right hand starts to catch Lilo clean over left shoulder: early connects turn Lilo's chin aside without shifting her feet or even her upperbody. That's the way of it - girls potshotting each other from outside - Lilo steadily getting out-touched as Emily's anticipation and timing seem sharper: Lindsay loading up too much, committing herself on right hands that are hard to recover balance from. Emily steady - punishing Lilo's breasts the darting left; finding her again and again via stinging rights...Final minute, Lilo's frowning, looking a little frazzled, a little sloppy in her stance. Emily steps up the attack moving forward off a ringing one-two swift to Lindsay's chin...Lindsay blinking backpedaling wobblybutt for the first time. Linds hits ropes in confusion: Emily steps-to, coming in a bit to Lilo's right; roping the left arm over Lindsay's right while batting straigh-arm rights to Lindsay's flat gut. Lilo: "GUH-H!" bunching up hurt as Emily suddenly bares her teeth, whacks away unopposed until ref moves in with warning about the ol' hold-and-hit. Lindsay scowling, angry: round ends before she can exact retribution...Emily giving her the frostiest glare since Sarah Carter as girls separate.

R4: Lanky battle joined - limber beauties leaning in and out, trying to stroke each other hard. Lilo relying on a straight right cross; a slapping overhand right, and; a sweeping palm-down hook. Emily jabbing jug to good effect, shifting angle to either side of Lilo; leaning away from right hands, then looking to answer righty; dipping and digging rigid left uppercuts to Lohan's midsection whenever Lilo's out over her feet. It's all Emily Van Camp - Lilo throwing hard, but missing or grazing...Vanny C's judging distance like a 10 year veteran, kissing Lilo stiff receipts off the Lohan misses. Linds growing progressively groggier...she's routinely getting her chin turned aside by Van Camp rights over the Lohan left shoulder, and down the stretch...Lilo's finally getting shifted out of her stance by these shots. Linds disorganized - extending arms as if to touch her knuckles on Emily: Van Camp attacking in good form - elbows in/hands up. Pinging rights kiss off Lindsay's mouth, toggling her chin, startling her; snapping, snatching hooks lick at Lindsay's ribs or tits as Emily doubles up like a champ. Right to the mouth stuns Lilo; tidy left hook turns her chin, loosens her knees...staring Lohan backs into ropes woozy, eyes glassy, mouth open. Emily hopping-to tip-tip-tapping a brisk left/right/left flurrie of straight punches off Lohan's face...Lilo's legs buckle, draping her helpless in ropes. POUNDING criss-cross barrage of straight lefts and rights takes care of Lindsay's jugs, effectively knocking them out of the fight...as Lilo's trying to cover up, Emily hooks chin a palm-down left; clips chin a tidy right uppercut and almost lands another left as the REF STEPS IN! Lilo lolling in the man's hands blinking in stupor...TKO4 in classy fashion Emily Van Camp!

After: Icy veneer shattered for just a moment as Emily suddenly shouts "YES!" - her face all twisted in rage...then she's calm again...smoldering, but calm, walking back to her corner in triumph. Lohan blubbering, groggily demanding a rematch...nobody's listening as Emily stands up for postfight in-ring. "Discipline and execution," Emily shrugs, "that's what it takes to beat Lindsay. Yes - she's got power - dusted my rump to prove it - but end of the day she was just too cocky. I'm good - getting better: Lilo just thought she'd show up and blow my doors off, and that's not good enough." When asked about future plans Emily's upbeat. "Momentum gives you options. I could move against Vampire Diaries to pick up Nina Dobrev to go with my Candica Accola trophy; I could break fresh ground against the Pretty Little Liars...I'm a girl on the move - just watch and see what I do!"