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15 November 2009 Summer Glau vs Jaime Pressly

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Posted by simguy on 11/15/2009, 10:00 am,

BEFORE: Glau getting a lot of attention as the cinderella kid of the tournament: she's taking it all in stride. "Battering Jenny McCarthy was a huge achievement," Summer acknowledges, "but it takes 4 fights to win this thing. I'm glad I didn't celebrate, because Jaime Pressly's even tougher: beating her will take everything I gave Jenny and then some." Pressly swaggering in prefight: confident to begin the tournament, she's even more confident that there will no sequel to Summer's Miracle On Canvas. "Lightning doesn't strike twice," Jaime grins. "Glau snuck past Jenny - great fight - kid made all the right moves, but let's be honest: the fight she beat Jenny with ain't gonna cut it against me. Everything's jacked up a notch: my speed; my power; my inside game. Summer's never seen anything like it, and she's sure as hell not gonna be able to stop it. I'm mowing her down and taking what I want: anything else just isn't acceptable!" Summer in grey stretch-cotton sports bra over standard black bra; dark green bikini bottoms; black shoes; small black work out gloves. Jaime in white t-shirt twist-tied tight beneath her jugs; pink bikini bottoms; white shoes; small black work out gloves.

During R1: Jaime looking to pounce...Summer won't have it. Glau snaking out the left jab, finding Jaime's left eye: Sum disrupting Jaime, then sidestepping left to turn Pressly's right flank. Jaime turning, swinging sidearm rights and lefts at Summer's ribcage: Glau taking one at a time - loping out of range before others can claim her. Sum in wide stance, but very supple and bendy-backed: she's pivoting smoothly around; leaning away to create gaps - nice little changes in distance and level problematizing Jaime's approach. Cute round for Glau: her jab's finding Pressly's face early.

R2: Pressly puts her foot down. Right hand at her shoulder/left at her hip - Jaime walking Summer down, feinting her, waiting on Glau's jab, then slashing vicious right hands over top/ripping whippy, rising left hooks off her hip. Glau spooked out of position: Jaime's cobra-quick pull-counters with the right a nasty shock to Summer's pretty face; Summer usually able to backpedal/lean out of range of the follow up hook. All Jaime - potshotting, stalking Summer: Glau loping the perimeter, just trying not to get clipped twice in succession.

R3: Jaime grinning, having fun: she's stalking Summer, snatching and licking swift, whippy rights and lefts, head and body on Glau. Summer wheeling away, using her legs: she's grimacing upon receipt of Jaime's slashing rights across breast or rib. Crowd restless as Summer's avoiding exchanges: Pressly swatting Glau around the ring, but unable to square away to work. Final minute - Summer doubles up a flicking jab; leans in while dragging sidearm right buggywhip onto Jaime's breasts - PRESSLY'S STARTLED! Jaime jug-stung, staring: she eats a lanky, rising hook to chin as Summer twists bendy into the shot. Jaime stumbling, blinking: Summer pouncing in limber with an elastic, poking right up top and a licking left uppercut that carves Jaime right hip to left shouler. Pressly hits ropes, facing into a swinging right on her face that has crowd shouting in shock. Bell: Jaime stunned, staring: Summer steals the round with rangy gambling late!

R4: Jaime furious, storming out to lay waste to Summer: Glau bending before the storm, unashamed to trade canvas for time as she lopes away in retreat. All Pressly-pursuit for two minutes, but down the stretch: Sum able to walk Jaime into a sidearm, swinging right to jaw, halting the Pressly advance. Licking left hook slashes diagonally across Jaime's torso, clipping left breast en route, then slinging right slops heavily onto Jaime's jaw, chasing her ropeside. Summer leaning in, driving a straight right to Jaime's flat midsection - then shifting weight to back (right) leg while twisting torso-right, pulling limber hook across Jaime's staring face. Pressly stroked and smote: she leans back into ropes, hands at temples, giving up sturdy waist to limber right/left strappings. Summer painting Jaime to bell: crafty brunette steals another round with a late burst, putting favoured blonde under some pressure on the cards through 4.

R5: What? Summer out aggressively - engaging Pressly near the Krusher corner. Glau jabbiing Jaime's left eye; leaning to pull the buggywhip right hand over the top, clouting Jaime's cheek; leaning away onto right leg to carve the rising left hook across. Pressly clipped and clouted - momentarily dazed: takes her a minute to sort herself out. When Jaime's ready to go on the offensive - Summer suddenly melts away: Glau avoiding combat on Jaime's terms, forcing blonde to give chase. Pressly has her moments, but can't get her best leather on Summer: Glau bamboozling ANOTHER round out of her blonde, takes a COMMANDING lead through 5!

R6: Jaime cold-eyed, hard-hearted out of her corner. Temper in check, Jaime sets about countering Summer's jab with swift, chopping right hands. Job done - Jaime hops in hooks, but doubles 'em head/body: Summer knocked into ropes for first time as Pressly gets big. Jaime pushing at Summer's shoulders, working inside: Pressly compact, shoulders hunched as she pumps rolling combos to Summer's slim waist/pleasing jugs. Glau grimacing: she brings elbows in, tightening up her stance - just trying to survive toe to toe. Pressly obviously stronger, punishing Glau to midsection, shouldering her into ropes to keep her pinned down: good job of work for Pressly, touching up Sum; regaining the initiative through 6.

R7: Jaime making better use of her jab - lifting it snappy off her hip, peppering Summer to ropes. Limber buggy-whip right takes Summer in left flank: she's grumpy, stooping forward off ropes in hastily-assembled earmuff. Jaime goes to work: digging left hooks sort out Summer's tummy; digging left hooks tuck in behind Summer's right elbow; chopping rights hack at Summer's left ear; swift right uppercut clip at Summer's chin, brushing her back. Sum rope-bound - being supple, rolling and twisting on the spot - but she's taking a pasting. Down the stretch, scrubbing shoe-shine against Summer's breasts has her momentarily amazed: Pressly able to arch her back into a vicious little right uppercut, really picking Summer up tasty to chin. Glau slopping loose against ropes, long lashes blinking helplessly: she eats an extra left hook off her cheek just at the bell. Ref bodies hungry Pressly back as blonde's loading up for cheap insurance late.

R8: Summer in full retreat - reeling, staggering at times as Jaime walks her down. Pressly with that sudden right hand lead - just snatching it to Sum's breasts or body - or bouncing it off Summer's face. Glau stumbling away, blinking, lips parted: she's a demoralized vixen, finally getting well and truly outclassed. After long Pressly stalking sequences, she gets Summer ropebound and goes to work: Jaime pushing her tousled head in between Summer's gloves, snapping and snatching mitts on meat beneath. Glau grunting, tying up: she's in pain, lips quivering as she hangs on for ref's breaks. Down the stretch - Jaime fighting off Summer's chest, beating Summer relentlessly on ropes...groanin' Glau slides to the side, dropping to all fours, panting and gasping in shock. Pressly brightens - scowl replaced by bully's grin: she raises hands, saunters away in complete charge of her girl through 8.

R9: Jaime pressing to finish...Summer fights desperately in retreat. Glau all sinewy-rangy, sliding away, dragging her front (left) foot while touching Jaime the jab/kissing her the rising left hook/turning her right flank. Pressly ignoring the incoming, punching hard for Summer's head: Glau doing a good job slipping much of the harm, or immediately clinching whenever Jaime connects. Cagey stuff for Summer: she stabilizes her front, gets her legs back beneath her and avoids catastrophic damage as Pressly scores, but can't find the off switch.

R10: Jaime pressing to finish, reaching for Summer's ribs with wide, seeking hooks, looking to end Glau via the right. Sum sliding back in good order, dragging the left foot: she's flinching back from Jaime, wary of that right hand. Pressly encroaching, pawing her left to get herself close: Summer walks her in, strokes her a glorious left hook off the right (back) support-leg! PRESSLY'S SHOOK! Jaime suddenly staring, legs rubbery as she falls off to her left. Summer pivots to her left, lashing hooks off her left hip, clapping Jaime's startled face. Blonde stumbling back to ropes blinking in wonder: Summer moves in close with a shoving palm-down right to blonde breadbasket, then a clubbing right across Jaime's face, catching her a little elbow on follow-through. Left pushes across Jaime's face, then a short right: Sum in close, elbows in as she scrubs side to side - Jaime's arms out to either side, trying to embrace her tormentress. Glau limber, buffetting Jaime's face side to side, sitting Jaime in ropes - scrubbing, scrubbing, scrubbing and THE REF STEPS IN! GOOD LORD! TKO10 SUMMER FREAKING GLAU!

After: NO! Pressly bleeding from the nose, staring in astonishment as SHE is rescued from SUMMER! HUH? On the heels of the upset of the year comes the upset of the decade? Ay caramba! Glau breaking down into hysterics - falling to her haunches, sobbing into her palms until she's mobbed by team-mates: Jaime staring around all glassy-eyed and confused, unable to comprehend that she's just been dismissed from the tournament. "I can't believe it," Summer blubbers happily in postfight. "I really can't believe it. i cut down Jenny McCarthy and everyone said it was a fluke: now I stop Jaime Pressly, and I'm in the semis! I could win the bantam championship: it could happen! It's just all so amazing I can't even process it yet!"