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24 November 2009 Jolene Blalock vs Kari Wuhrer

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Posted by simguy on 11/24/2009, 6:47 pm

 

BEFORE: Hard working genre beauties typically fighting on the comic-con circuit for peanuts...both are happy to get a televised gig. Wuhrer a wire-tight scrapper known for bitter wars against Lexa Doig, Kiana Tom and Jaime Pressly...she's up 1-0 against Blalock and looking to pile on. Jolene the one-time lanky-hammer of the bantamweight division - dealing a Tommy-Hearns style thunderbolt to Neve Campbell a few years back that had many pundits thinking Jolene would be the 'One'. Crushing losses to sturdy-punching Elisha Cuthbert and others exposed limber Jolene: she's chinny-but-deadly, also in the Hearns mold. Jolene in red sport bikini with white trim; white shoes sans socks; white gloves; long brown hair tied off her brow in crown braid. Wuhrer in royal blue version of the same athletic bikini; white shoes sans sacks; white gloves; brown hair loose, long, tangly. (here's reference of the kind of bikini I'm seeing: http://www.wrestla-girl.com/

During R1: Pressure from Wuhrer: she's whacking at Jolene's six-pack abs, curling left/right uppercuts across 'em in diagonal swaths. Blalock hounded to perimeter, lifting stiff, snappy jabs off her hip, legging to her right as Wuhrer turns, closes. Right hand over the top brushes Jolene's cheek: knees give a shimmy; she stumbles wide eyed into ropes. Wuhrer quickly upon Jolene - lashing her wiry rights and lefts - Kari's sinewy back and shoulders shredding into lean relief as punches bounce off rickety Jolene. Blalock sliding to her right along ropes, looking ready to go: bolo right uppercut all succulent and lanky clips Wuhrer to chin coming in and KARI'S HURT. Jolene slaps a slick left hook to cheek; steps-right off ropes, turning Kari's left flank; pours in that slinging right hand over Kari's left shoulder, punching her into ropes. Wuhrer stunned, staring, slugging: wide lefts and rights clip at Jolene as Blalock's looking to fit Kari for a right hand. DOWN GOES BLALOCK! She's clipped and clapped about her chin...back (right) knee gives way - spilling her to her right on all fours. Kari staggers to neutral corner disheveled and buzzed - blinking rapidly as Jolene struggles up off canvas. Swaying 8, Jolene Blalock: she's a shabby vixen staggering off the ropes, trying to leg to her right. Kari boring in, hopping after her prey, reaching out to hook at Jolene's jumping jugs, gathering her in. Blalock stumbling into ropes, covering up face-in-gloves: Kari squaring away on sleek torso, clouting rangy rights and lefts to flanks. Jolene sobbing aloud, sagging into ropes: she's paralyzed - can't get Kari off her body. Withering beatdown sees Jolene wilt to all fours again: Wuhrer hands on hips, dragging in air through open mouth as crowd roars in approval.

R2: Jolene's legs rubbery as she steps about, trying to feature the left jab off her hip. Kari stepping in, hooking-with, finding Jolene's mouth and knocking her backward all bendy-kneed. Blalock shabby to ropes, mouth wide open, eyes unfocused, right atop her left at her tummy. Kari marauding forward, hurling rangy rights and lefts while keeping elbows in for tight delivery. Jolene bending forward, weaving side to side: she leans back, slapping her open left hand at Kari's mouth, then leans in all supple to drive home a slinging right! Wuhrer's right hand drifts over Jolene's head; Wuhrer's right knee buckles, spilling her face-first into and THROUGH the ropes. Kari jacknifed with her tummy across lower rope, knees on canvas as she tries to push her face off apron but it's NO GO! Crashing KO2 as Jolene rediscovers that lissome power stroke!

After: Blalock reeling, legs still gone...but she solves a dominant Kari Wurher with one punch, reminding everyone of the danger in those lean lines. "1 and 1," Jolene pants in postfight, hands on hips, face and upperchest glistening with perspiration. "She caught me some licks...hurt me...but I refused to lose tonight. I guest-starred on "House" this year and did some sparring with Olivia Wilde, and I KNOW I can still do business at bantamweight. I was punishing Wilde, and i just shocked Wuhrer: girls need to know that The Hammer is still out here, swingin'!"

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