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14 October 2011 Pippa Middleton vs Catherine Tyldesley

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Pippa Middleton.jpg Catherine Tyldesley.jpg

BBU Bout

Posted by Knowlesey on 10/14/2011, 12:31 pm

After being knocked out in her last two fights, Pippa is looking for a win against the hard-punching, undefeated Catherine, who is feeling sore not to have yet been signed up by any of the BBU Stables, despite the fact she has stopped two girls who are taking part in the BBU Welterweight Tournament. She has lost a fair amount of weight for this matchup with Pippa – only time will tell if she has retained her power.

Pippa takes to the ring in a red bikini, with Catherine choosing a dark blue one-piece outfit. The girls are both keen to get started.

Round 1

Pippa takes the fight to Catherine, thumping the blonde to the body right away, forcing her back and making her defend. Catherine counter-attacks with a few attempted hooks, but the brunette blocks them well, and she even rocks the actress with her sharp left jab as she moves forwards again, then whips a nice right hook over the top of her guard which bumps the blonde’s head sideways, and has her hanging on at the close of the round.

Round 2

The girls test each other out in a brief exchange of punches early in the round, with Pippa’s seeming to discourage Catherine, as the blonde girl backs away. Pippa seems the quicker girl throughout the round, but she’s not really hurting Catherine, just cuffing her around the body trying in vain to open the actress’s defence up, and she gets caught herself late on when Catherine lands a good left in her mouth.

Round 3

Pippa comes out looking for Catherine early on, and she again focuses on the blonde’s body, sensing that she can weaken her if she works on her. But the actress is rather lying in wait for the pretty heiress, and she thuds some hard shots into her face, the left jab working really well for her, knocking Pippa’s head back, landing hard and often in her mouth, and Middy’s bleeding , her bottom lip fattened up and split, then Catherine smacks a good right into her cheek, the brunette staggering into the ropes, getting a softening up to the body, too, as the actress takes control of the bout.

Round 4

It’s all Catherine now, with the blonde tearing into Pippa’s body early in the round, moving her around the ring, giving her ribs and flanks a nice little mauling, then, as Pippa’s gloves start to drop, Catherine cracks her right glove hard into her face, Middy’s arms flail, then she goes down, her knees unable to keep her upright, and she takes a 6 count. Catherine closes in, looking to finish off her weakened prey, and she tries for another big right, but it misses, and Pippa rips two, three, four good punches right into the soft flesh under the blonde’s right arm, and that hurts – Catherine ends the round in some discomfort.

Round 5

Now Catherine is unsteady, her body hurting, and Pippa takes her toll on the blonde, slamming some more hefty shots into her flanks, drilling one good left into her belly, and Catherine folds over and drops to her knees, undone by that shot, the girl stays down for 8, looking tired and vulnerable when she rises, getting hit in the body again, another left hook slamming onto the damaged area under her arm, and she ends the round backed up to the ropes and cringeing.

Round 6

Pippa’s sensing victory, and she wants to push on with the aggression, but Catherine’s frustrating her, holding, pushing, clinching and generally spoiling the brunette’s best work, bullying her around the ring, pushing her into the ropes when she can. Pippa comes again though, punches her way off the ropes, getting some nice blows into Catherine’s body, with the actress winning no friends by just tying her up in close, gripping her arms and making life uncomfortable.

Round 7

Catherine looks mighty tired, and she’s not throwing much leather now, just looking to continue with her spoiling tactics and looking to pull Pippa into a wrestling match. But Middy has changed her tactics, and she’s got her jab working well, smacking her left glove into the blonde’s face as the girl is finding it more and more difficult to raise her arm due to the injury she’s sustained. As the round draws to a close, Pippa lands again to the damaged rib, down goes Catherine’s guard, and Pippa bops her in the face, making her knees buckle. Catherine staggers backwards, takes a glancing shot from Pippa’s attempted right uppercut, and she’s on her butt, staring up at the brunette. Catherine gets to her feet at 5, and that’s the final action of the round as the bell rings.

Round 8

Both girls are blowing hard, but Pippa seems to have more energy left, and she’s taking advantage of Catherine’s weakened right arm, smacking punches into her near unprotected face, the right cheek of which is now red and swelling, and the referee looks concerned. Pippa gets to work on the actress’s body again, not taking victory for granted, and she sinks another heavy straight punch into the belly, Catherine doubling over, groaning and sinking to her knees. The blonde rises at 8, but she’s not offering much, and Pippa is circling her and jabbing her, really hitting her target well, the blonde’s right eye closing by the end of the round.

Round 9

Catherine’s corner has worked hard to reduce the swelling to her cheek, and her eye is still open as the round starts, but she is in trouble when Pippa rips into her body then she chops a good left into that damaged eye, opens the brow up like a peach, and that’s a bad cut – the referee steps in and stops the fight.

Pippa Middleton stopped Catherine Tyldesley in round 9.

Pippa consoles her battered opponent after the fight, then takes the opportunity to speak to Denise van Outen at ringside, “Yes, Catherine’s a good puncher, but I felt she could be weak in the body, and so it proved – I wish she hadn’t carried on fighting, because her eye looks bad, and I’m sorry for that. I’m told by next fight is with a young American girl, Troian Bellisario? I don’t know much about her except she likes to win, then to humiliate her victim. Well, I don’t normally do that, but in her case, I think she might need her bottom spanking, and maybe that’s what I’ll do. Any comments Troian? How about that? After our fight, the loser takes a spanking on her bare bum?”