Jennifer Lawrence (21 y/o) vs. Katy Perry (27 y/o) [Lightweights] by simgrrl (Aug 2011)
[RESULT based on random number generation per "The Simgrrl Method"]

Before: Perry comes into the fight undefeated; 5-0 in FCBA and 9-0 in the BBU while Jen Lawrence had a couple of training bouts before her only sanctioned fight - a decision loss to young Abbie Cornish. Despite the difference in their records, however, Lawrence is only a slight underdog (after opening as a 10-1 underdog) as fight night arrives. Partly, it's because after her (unofficial) loss to Alesha Dixon, Lawrence called it a "home town" decision and pointed out she did knock Dixon down twice while the rest of the fight seemed about even. Jen did go down twice herself but she's loud about having been 'robbed' and vows to prove it by stopping "the much over-rated" Perry in this fight. Perry declines to make predictions, saying only, "I'm just hoping I don't hurt her too bad. I argued against this fight...told 'em the kid isn't ready for the kind of harm I bring, but they said she needs the exposure. So I'm gonna expose her ass."
Attire: Katy in bright bubble-gum pink 60s retro bikini with twist-tie top and hips; Jen Lawrence wearing a white sports bra and matching shorts, hair in a ponytail.

During Rd 1: Both women out cautiously; Lawrence behind a strong jab, moving straight at Perry who is bobbing and weaving behind a 'peek-a-boo' defense. Lawrence missing with several long, looping, right hands, but returning quickly to protect her chin and Perry's counter lefts hit only Lawrence's leather, shoulder or biceps. Perry coming up short with a flurry of left hooks targeting Jen's body, eating some of that jabbage for her careless defense as she goes on the offensive. Neither woman stepping outside her comfort zone; both making a brief offensive foray, then retreating behind a sturdy defense looking to counter any opening. But in the event, neither gives the other an opening and the first round winds down with both thinking defense first...to the dismay of the fans who bought tickets expecting a pier 6 donnybrook. Even round with neither establishing her ascendency after three minutes.

Rd 2: Jen seems intent on showing Katy who's the boss as they collide, literally in the middle, and both seem to have the same idea. their chest slam together, Katy seems to want to underline that her boobs are somewhat bigger than the her younger foes, their legs are firm as they bounce off each other, but Jen shows her speed and comes back fast with a little left the catches Katy's cheek and set up a short right that lands low, not a lot on it, but enough to have Perry backing away, Jen's anxious to add on to this little advantage and comes right after her, throwing a lot of leather to keep Katy busy trying to dodge and catch. She's not able to do much else, though and is managing to back up in good order as Jen just keeps coming. Katy's able to slip in a counter here and there and she's focused on Jen's body, perhaps resigned to the fact that it's going to be a long fight as Jen has proven sturdy in her two defeats. Jen is scoring well, though Katy is able to slip most of the strong ones with good head movement and footwork. Jen won't let up, even when Katy manages to get in an uppercut that snaps her pretty head back. She seems to have only one gear, forward, and she just keeps hammering away. Perry reaches the ropes, still under heavy duress as Jen opens up, and damn; gets caught leaning in with a stiff right that slaps her head back violently and send her reeling away on very unsteady legs, hurt dazed and open and Katy seems to know what she wants, and it's blonde belly, with both hands, Jen is beaten back in a zig-zagg pattern across the ring and stuff in the corner, a big shot to her firm chest leaves her folded up and then a power upper cut, slaps her mouth piece out, she's a mess, arms down, but Katy seems to ignore the opening and hammers away at Jen's lush body, just beating her breathless.... ding, ding.. Katy continues, till the ref pulls her away... Lawrence left leaning, but standing remarkably after that beating, say what you will she's got a strong chin, and it looks like she's going to need it as she limps to the safety of her corner.

Rd 3: Jen slow off her stool after a long, firm, talking-to in her corner. Lawrence showing an excess of caution, having felt Perry's power in the previous round. Jen sticking with the good left jab which has stood her in good stead in her prior fights. Perry with better head motion, offsetting much of the effectiveness of Jen's jab in the opening moments. Perry slipping inside, digging rights to the body, forcing Lawrence back with a steady tattoo. Jen's face wearing a worried countenance as she clearly does NOT appreciate having Perry's right hand buried deep in her solar-plexus time and again. Proud Jen forced to clench over and over as Perry is landing with breath-taking efficiency to that nubile young body. Perry able to get Lawrence turned as the big blonde finding it hard to breathe with Perry's body work adding up. Down the stretch, Perry showboating a bit, doing the 'Ali shuffle' and windmilling her right as Lawrence cringes along the ropes. Bell: Perry gives Jen's butt a big windmilled SPANK as she sends her chastised young butt back to its stool.

Rd 4: Lawrence still looks shaky at the start of the fourth, but she's starting to show some life, Katy too can't match the fire she had in the second, that seems to have exhausted both, and the crowd is starting to get restless, as Katy stalks her prey, ramming in that long left jab enough to keep the blonde backing up, after being all forward for one and most of two. that hammering at the end of the second seems to have the young beauty stuck in reverse., I’m looking to see if she's showing fear in her eyes, after what Katy was able to do.. Jen seems reluctant to stand and fight, even though clearly it's what Katy has in mind. i can here some of what she's saying but just bits..Jen isn't talking back though she does seem angry, but not wanting to go toe to toe, she is keeping her jab on what really seems to be breaking out is that Perry having tried to slow Jen down with the body work is now going after her face and it's working Jen just can't seem to move back fast enough, and her right eye is starting to puff up. but she's not trying to clinch much, maybe she realizes that Katy's strong legs are giving her an advantage, so she's backing away faster, now and trying to use her jab at Katy's breasts to keep here away, it's only somewhat successful as Katy gets in close late and lands flush that brings blood from the blondes nose as she hits the ropes, using one hand to hold on and holding the other glove defensively over her face. the round ding.. ding.. Katy turns away derisively, like she knows she's in control. but the round wasn't a disaster for Lawrence she did manage to survive to fight another, and maybe bought some valuable time with some better than average defensive work

Rd 5: Another confrontation in Lawrence's corner between rounds between fighter and trainer; this time with her trainer grabbing Jen by the strap between her heaving breasts, jerking her forward and getting in her flushed face; saliva flying as she berates her young charge. Lawrence on her feet before the bell, fists clenched angrily at her chest, vowing like the ancient Spartans, to "come back with my shield or on it!" Perry all breezy and cocky in her corner, joking with her handlers about "should I put her away this round, or you want me to carry her another couple?" The consensus appears to favor 'carriage' as Perry comes out working the rangefinder jab, dancing, flicking out the right between Lawrence's breasts to worry her more than do damage. Jen frowning, not liking the playful way Katy is treating her taa-taa's, comes over the top and THE BRUNETTE'S HURT! Perry rocked by a hard right from Jen Lawrence, reels back to the ropes, covering up in desperation as Jen tee's off on her! Jen missing a whistling left hook as Katy leans back, but then drills her mid-section with a follow-on right. Perry doubling over hurt, arms around Lawrence's hips. Jen, frustrated, batting down on Perry's upper back/shoulders as the referee struggles to separate them. Jen surging forward behind a lead right hand...EATS THE UPPIE! Jen's knees give a wobble, but she shoves her left in Perry's face, buying time as she retreats in good order. Perry in pursuit, winging a wild right that sweeps past Jen's chin to slam into her right breast. Wide-eyed, Lawrence sticks the jab in Perry's face again, then crosses the right across her face turning her head around. Katy's left, already in motion, goes wide right! Jen pulling down Katy's head, heaving rights up inside between Katy's elbows. Perry digging to Jen's body with both hands; Lawrence shoving her upright, turns into another hard right that sends Perry careening back into the corner. Jen on top of her, pounding that plush brunette body with both hands. Bell: Jen spins around and starts to walk away, then stops and as Perry comes out of the corner, Jen SPANKS Katy's bottom. Payback is a wonderful thing to behold!

Rd 6: Jen seems to have been advised to not hurry. Perry's out of patience like at the start of the second, that might not be a good sign for the blonde who's using that jab to try and find the distance, Perry's not waiting; she's throwing bombs that are missing but they're keeping Jen occupied, almost timidly she's backing away again. Perry slows like she doesn't want to run Lawrence off, Jen is reading the distance again, as they start to circle; Jen landing that jab, but it seems more like she's trying to find range. Perry not patient at all, as soon as she has the timing, she ducks down when Lawrence throws another jab and comes up from the floor with an uppercut right in the blonde's solar plexus! Jen's shocked, eyes wincing shut, the wild as air is forced out, she staggers to the side, Perry has her sights set and steps in twisting her hips and landing a brutal right that catches the blonde behind her ear., blonde staggers again, then drops to her side she's DOWN! Perry is standing over her screaming for her, "GET UP!" slapping her gloves together as if that will force her to her feet. Jen a mess, trying to get up; shaking her head. I don't think she knows where she is. Lawrence's legs moving slowly, aimlessly across the mat. The count is four as she gets to all fours...grabbing the rope to drag herself, literally, upright at eight. Perry not waiting and she's half way across the ring before the ref motions her in. Jen in reverse again, sliding along the ropes, one hand holding on to keep her up and the other protecting her face. Perry's all over her, slamming away with both hands, just tearing the blondes lush body apart. Jen is beaten and battered the length of the ring along ropes in short, halting, steps; she's feebly pushing out the left which Perry casually slaps away, then goes back up top! Jen collapses back into the corner where it looks like she'd go down if only Perry gave her room; but she's beating her so furiously the blonde is like she's nailed to the post. An awful left to the chin; a right to the breast; a left to the ear; a right very low and the blondes out on her feet. Jen's eyes are closed, there's nothing coming back. Finally, the ref jumps in and cuddles Jennifer to safety.
Perry whirls away, arms raised; roaring to the crowd, "She's nothing, she never did nothing. I could've beat that fat b###h with one hand.... I'm the greatest!" It goes into the books as a TKO for the winner, Katy Perry.

After: "Kid reminds me of another Oscar worthy actress," Katy said afterward by way of praise. "She can easily be the next Theron. I mean, just look how quickly she fell apart when I started worrying her 'Golden Globes' - just like the Goddess herself. Yep, I think this one definitely has what it takes to be 'the next Theron' and I'm pretty sure every fighter with a 'bra busting punch' is gonna be lining up to get their mitts on that sweet, soft, young, torso. I had Jen crying and begging there at the end; pleading, 'Please stop, I quit!' as i pounded her meat in the corner. She'll probably never be the same and that's sad. I'm sorry I had to damage one so young so severely; but, hey, you don't mess with Katy Perry!

"There at the start of the sixth round I saw her looking like she did in the second, but did you see her stop? You know what that was... I was looking her right in the eyes and she saw that I was going to kill her and she turned from eager to a timid little mouse instantly; that's why she backed off, she knew. It was that delicious 'fear smell' again and I knew it was all over but HER crying!

"In fact, I’d like to take this opportunity to call out that 'so-called Golden Goddess'! This is example A as to what she's in for when she gets in with me... I’m better now than Theron ever was, I’m going to erase all of her records, she doesn't have a chance, if she doesn't fight me it's cause she's scared, just like Jen was. Look how she fought after the second round, she was afraid.. so afraid i could smell it.. it's a smell that i love., once i smell it, i can't get enough, I’d have ended this in the fourth if i had made the conscious decision to draw it out and gave her an undeserved opening, but in the sixth, I knew she was scared, I’d taken all she had in the fifth, she was empty and afraid... C'mon Charlize, put your tits where my ass is and I'll bust yours up; it's damage that'd do you good, a good 'busting up' LOL.

"I'm going to be the one who puts a long predicted end to Theron as a fighter. I'll beat her into retirement in three rounds... when she sees me, she'll know it's finally all over for the 'Golden Goddess'!"

"Yet another defeat, the worst yet of her young career..." one critic calls it. "So many had so much hope for her future...but that's all gone now, despite her great looks she's just another new young promising actress with no future..."

"... a Cadillac body that performs like an Edsel," another critic remarks disgustedly.