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23 October 2011 Aly Michalka vs Laura Vandervoort

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Posted by simguy on 10/23/2011, 11:28 am

BEFORE: "I definitely feel like I'm up here," Aly says, holding right hand flat, just above head-height, "and Laura's down around here (left hand chest high). I love that BLONDE! calls me a 'more physical Kaley Cuoco', and folks are comparing me to Missy Peregrym, and there's a lot of buzz around those fights down the road, but the thing is, Missy would never lose to Laura Vandervoort. That would never happen, and I can't let it happen to me if I want to be thought of as one of the best fighters in the sport. Laura is ass-kicking material, you know what I'm saying? That's a girl I need to beat the hell UP, if I want to be considered in the same breath as a Cuoco or Peregrym." Laura frowning at the tuff talk from the Michalka camp: lightweight interloper not showing much respect for a division veteran. "37 to 12," Laura says, pausing for effect, looking out over the crowd. "That's the number of pro fights I've had, to the number Aly's had. 37 to 12. Look - she's strong at the weight, I mean: she's cutting to make bantam, while I generally bulk up for lightweight, so I'm giving away some natural beef to her. She's fast and athletic, but you know what? None of that stuff matters. None of it matters. Girls project-out strong all the time, and it doesn't mean a damn thing. Punches: that's what counts - giving 'em and taking 'em, and I don't see Aly hanging with the kind of competition I've had. Aly's putting herself with Kaley and Missy? That's just not right. And as for me being 'ass-kicking material'? That's not right either, and Aly's going to pay for it." Aly in bright purple bikini; small black gloves; golden ringlets loose. Laura in midnight blue bikini; small white gloves; long blonde hair soft n' straight.

R1: Aly limber-legged - bopping forward and back - dangling hands at her sides...then suddenly reaching in a straight right or left to tap at Laura's breasts or mouth. Michalka sidestepping away, turning Vandervoort: Laura wary, keeping elbows in/dukes up, trying to get a read on her foe. Laura trying to touch Aly the left jab: Michalka weaves to either side of poke, simultaneously touching Laura a straight right if she's dipping left; a straight left if she's dipping right. Aly stopping to stoop forward, roll her fists rhumba-style at her chest and make faces at Laura: Vandervoort scowling at the other blonde's blatant showboating. Minutes slip by as Aly toys with Laura - just touching and brushing her either hand, never really getting down to business. Down the stretch, everything changes: Aly freezes Laura with a feint; licks her a SNIK-SNAK right/left rangy across the waist; triggers a jagged little right uppercut to pop Laura's face up off her gloves; clouts Laura a cuffing pair of left hooks across the jugs as she's backpedaling in wonder; hops-with and pokes her a hard straight right bingo on the chin to SIT LAURA DOWN! Vandervoort scooting to a stop at the ropes, sitting up pretty and astonished on her buns. Aly grinning like a brat - blowing off her right glove like it's a six-gun - twirling it - and putting it in her holster before wheeling on her heel and strutting away all shimmying hips and hands in the air! 10-8 Aly Michalka paints Laura a humiliated shade of crimson in the cheeks. During the break, Aly's too excited to sit - just shimmy-dancing on the spot, pursing her lips and enjoying herself as trainer tries to get her attention.

R2: Laura glaring, attacking from that rigid peek-a-boo guard...she's stepping in the jab; leaning into straight right hands, finding Aly with authority in jugs and mouth. Michalka taking the spank - punching with: blondes reaching simultaneous long, straight lefts or rights into one another's mugs, scoring stiff connects both ways. Aly's timing pretty slick here - kissing Laura the right on the chin as Laura's own right punches out; punching the straight left inside Laura's own - often juuuuust beating Vandervoort to the mark. Workmanlike clockwise circle as blondes fight in wide, organized stances...Michalka showing she can set down and punch with bad intentions. Even trading - faces of both girls spanked a shiny pink going into third minute...trade in straight right hands goes Michalka's way as Laura catches a stiff jolt on the mouth; Aly quickly turning over the hook to toggle Laura's chin, buckling her legs. Lovely Laura stricken - back (right) leg spasming out of position, stepping down too far to the right, causing her to stumble out of orbit. Aly stalking her girl - leaning in to swipe the left hook across Vandervoort's gut from lead (left) plant leg, then easing weight to back leg while cuff-cuffing a pair of come-along hooks across Laura's drowsy jugs! Vandervoort adjusting, trying to dray a bead - she jabs for Aly's mouth, comes up short while munching on Michalka's left, then tries to label Aly a healthy right only to eat a BOOMING wide-swinging right clean on the jaw! CRASHING impact shuts Laura off like a lamplight: legs stiffen as her torso lolls forward...then she's sitting backward to sprawl prettily upon canvas. Lights out Laura V: that's KO 2 Aly Michalka in ass-kicking fashion!

After: Michalka lives up to the hype...but lives down to some of her harshest critics' expectations when she makes an exaggerated "YOU'RE OUT!" baseball call with her arms over sleeping Laura, then tops off the act with her hands together at her right cheek in the universal sign for sleeping before referee ushers her away. Big time performance as Aly delivers on very high expectations...she's pretty pumped in postfight. "Where's Mary Winstead?" Aly says, peering theatrically into the audience with one hand over her eyes. "Where's she at? Mary: YOU'RE WELCOME!" Camera pans the audience to zoom in an a slightly sheepish MEW, obviously a little embarrassed to have her dirty laundry exploited by Aly for effect. "You know - that's how I wanted to treat Laura - that's how I EXPECTED to treat Laura, but you never know what's going to happen when you get into the ring with another woman. I just knew I was clicking on all cylinders - feeling super-fine on my ring-walk...I checked her look during instructions and I honestly felt I was hotter, which meant I was more confident...I just had this girl beat. But to smash her out like that was great, I mean: I KNOW how good I can be, but unless you've got wins like this to prove it, people will always H8 and doubt. Well, not tonight they won't: can't NOBODY do it like it Aly Michalka!"