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23 October 2011 Jennifer Ellison vs Keeley Hazell

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Posted by simguy on 10/23/2011, 11:31 am

BEFORE: Promoters getting creative to sell two jugalicious - but relatively unknown fighters...they're pulling out all the stops...
1.) Find-the-marble-mudmatch (UK live; live-to-tape shown in the US)...girls compete in vat of mud to find a marble, then deposit it in a cup suspended over the apron...Jen finds it first, but then it's an exhausting enterprise for Keeley to pullll Jen's arms away from her body; grip and work on the marble-holding hand; Obtain the marble, then try to cover up as Jen looks to get it back. Winds up a draw as girls wrestle to exhaustion over 45 wriggling minutes - neither able to deposit the marble for victory.
2.) Jug-weighing ceremony - separate weigh-in staged for each individual rack - presided over by Kelly Brook and Laetitia Casta. Keeley disputes the checked-and-double-checked findings, slaps Jen and initiates spirited lingerie brawl. Casta and Brook also end up on the floor in a catfighter's fur-ball: bonus!
3.) Top tugging contest - girls compete in oil to see who can rip the other's t-shirt from her body first. T-shirts are twist-tied up tight under the jug-line, so they're actually pretty durable...takes a lot of two-fisted reefing to get 'em to go.

Relatively successful profile-building comes at the cost of even GREATER hate from FCBA veterans - most of whom resent the tawdry theatrics.

Keeley in bright teal bikini with ring connections; brown hair in loose curls; pink gloves. Jen in black bikini with white polkadots; left glove white; right glove black; blonde hair loose n' tangly. Stare-down: Keeley purses her lips, wrinkles her nose like a brat; Jen shouts "Lights out, Keeley!" drawing a warning from ref before fight's even started!

During R1: Fighters rush together all jugs a-jumpin' - each pushing at the other's hands to shunt her sideways. Fight tumbles into ropes, then burbles along the apron - girls squealing, trying to push each other into compromising positions, then loading up to belt away robusto. Girls think nothing of headlocking the opponent in crook of left arm while plowing her jugs righty...ref's got his work cut out for him tonight, pulling rowdy jigglers apart. After the bell - ref's got an arm in each hand - the fighters slapping with the free mitt as the official strains to keep 'em separated.

R2: Girls simultaneously wrap left arms around each other's head, holding one another close while plowing away righty underneath. Crazy slugging action in the "cauldron", girls just beating each other's tummies and breasts without rhyme or reason - bodies rotating clockwise as girls pull-and-punch. Ref finally getting in there to push fighters apart: both girls crying angrily, chests heaving, then reaching for each other to continue the chaos. Mutual whining and sobbing as girls hold and hit - fight stumbling around the ring in random patterns - even tumbling to the mat as fighters' feet get tangled up. Even then, it's a mad scramble to get on top and keep punching until ref can pull the girls to their feet. Down the stretch, fighters pitching mindless lefts and rights at each other....Keeley managing to fit her punches inside Jen's, scoring belting blows to jug and face, punching blonde girl ropeside. Ellison finishes up with wrists crossed at her mouth/elbows pressed tight to her jugs...she's helpless against the ropes, taking slopping lefts and rights from an enraged Keeley at bell.

R3: Keeley blows the doors off Jen Ellison: complete blonde breakdown in the face of Hazell's crazed aggression. Pinwheeling lefts and rights buffett Jen early, driving her length-of-ring and dropping her to a seat in her corner. Keeley seething - goes to her knees in between Jen's outstretched legs and STARTS POUNDING HER EXTRA! Keeley: teeth bared; up on her knees; swinging in lefts and rights with both elbows up high/palms turned down - just a-PLOWING Jen's jugs. Ellison sobbing in shock - gold curls in her eyes - ref finally rescues her, pulling Keeley up and away, but Jen's badly shaken. Keeley a woman possessed thereafter - sensing Jen's panic: brunette throws herself at blonde - pinwheeling punches; headlocking with the left to slam-away righty to jug and tummy; pushing Jen sideways to ropes then belting away big fat left/rights while Ellisons's cowering. Jen down twice more in the round - pursued to canvas as Keeley drives in and keeps working. Outrageous sight as poor Jen's destitute on all fours - blonde curls streaming down...and there's Keeley up on her knees off Jen's left flank, slamming away on tummy, buns and back until ref pulls her off. Bell: Jennifer blubbering hysterically - even trying to remove her gloves during the break...her corner calms her down, rallies her, keeps her in the game as Keeley's all upbeat and loving it in HER corner.

R4: Free-swinging Hazell lefts and rights belt Jen across the mouth - toggling her head, driving her backward before brunette storm. Jen wailing, covering her face...she turns her left side into ropes, bending double at the waist...she's helpless to prevent Keeley's onslaught. Keeley baring her teeth, brown curls in her eyes as she stations off Jen's right hip, rides the left hand atop Jen's back and starts REEFING in the right hands! Big, swinging slobberknocking blows administered - Keeley grunting as she heaves right hands up underneath - her own jugs sloshing side to side with the pump-action brutality. Haymakers slop into Jen's tummy and jugs - Keeley's just POURING in the leather - her back (right) foot often skipping up off canvas in her enthusiasm. AND JEN GOES DOWN! Ellison collapsing to her haunches, head on canvas as she protects sides of her face with gloves...Keeley drops to knees to deliver a smashing double-hammer-fist to Jen's conquered back as ref's moving in. That's it - we see Jen shuddering in tears in her covered up posture, but she never comes out of the turtle. KO4 in brutal fashion - Keeley Hazell!

After: Keeley a-glow with Jen-hate and exultation - removing her gloves to blow big arm-swinging kisses to an adoring audience as trembling Jen is brought 'round. AND KEELEY WANTS MORE! Jen crying out when she sees Keeley's stomping towards her...blonde girl lays back against ropes, covers her face in both hands. Hazell grabbing Jen's wrists, pullling them off her face, then pressing them into Jen's stomach while leaning in close...Keeley biting her lower lip, concentrating...then releasing Jen's right wrist to loop the left arm around Jen's head. Blonde girl squealing - trying to get her right hand up into the headlock...Keeley pushing her weight into Jen, doubling her over sideways against ropes, easing her into position...then releasing Jen's left wrist to wrap the right arm around Jen's head. Awkward grip: right side of Ellison's face pushed into Keeley's rack, but it's not an airtight seal...Jen's hands trying to wedge up into the headlock to relieve the pressure. Keeley grunting with effort, but losing her grip...she suddenly abandons the headlock to wrap Jen up high around the ribcage, crushing her chest to chest in bearhug!

Jen: "AHH-H!" Head tossing back, hands pushing on Keeley's shoulders, face pinched in agony...she's hoisted up onto her tippy toes as Keeley goes for broke.

Keeley: "HAH!" cinching up tight, face exultant with Jen-crushing glee, her jugs demoralizing Jen's jugs with the direct contact.

Ellison grimacing, starting the slow process of wedging her hands down into the bearhug under Keeley's armpits...blonde girl working hard to reverse the hold...and Keeley suddenly abandons it to wrap up the head again! Keeley: "GOTCHA!"

Jen: "MMMM!"

This time, Jen's face is pushed deep to all-conquering cleavage - Keeley wrapping up tight and grabbing her own shoulders with the opposite hands. Hazell squeals in triumph, swishing herself side to side while compressing Jen tight to rack...she's got her! Poor Ellison! Hands push at Keeley's quivering tummy or dominant hips, then reach up to fist into Keeley's damp brown curls, pulling back hard on the hair. Keeley's face tightens in pain as her head's pulled back, but she won't give in...jugs keep pouring it to Jen as Ellison's grip slowly weakens. Eventually, Jen's hands fall from Keeley's hair...Keeley cinches her grip, her fingers re-clutching at her tanned shoulders, holding Jen in. Keeley stepping forward, easing Jen's backside onto a convenient turnbuckle...now Keeley can push her weight forward onto Jen more efficiently. Jen just seated on turnbuckle, hands pushing on Keeley's thighs...blonde girl just soaking up jug at this point. Gentle side to side rocking...Keeley's humming to herself! Hazell just so delighted and content - humming a little nonsensical tune, swaying on the spot and letting her jugs do the hard work of putting Jen out!

Eventually, Keeley releases with a flourish, stepping back as deadweight Jen jack-knifes face-first into canvas and spreads out on her tummy. Keeley: grinning, twirling a finger in her hair as she looks down in fascination at Jen's slumbering back...then she places her right foot atop Jennifer's defeated backside! Keeley giggling, hugging herself in triumph...juggy brunette just so HAPPY to have Jen under-foot!