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23 October 2011 Jessica Biel vs Tricia Helfer

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Posted by simguy on 10/23/2011, 11:49 am

BEFORE: Girls bumping chests, exchanging words: Jessica taking a very aggressive tack where Tricia's concerned. "I'm just going to smash her to pieces," Jess shrugs, grinning at podium. "Seriously...me on that ribcage? Call 911 right now: Tricia's in trouble!" Helfer non-plussed, but recognizing the awesome physical challenge in front of her. "Jessica's attitude notwithstanding," Tricia says in prefight, "she's an outstanding fighter. Note that I said 'fighter', not boxer, because technically, the girl makes all sorts of mistakes. She gets away with them because of her physical talent, but the holes are there, and if you check her record, you'll see that women have exploited those holes from time to time. I look forward to the challenge, and you'll forgive me if I'm quietly confident of a spectacular victory!" Jessica in leopard print bikini top, white bottoms; small white mitts; long brown hair loose. Tricia in black lace push up/leopard print swimsuit bottoms; small black gloves; neck length platinum hair in soft curls.

During R1: Jab to the body pre-empts Jess - she pounces out of rhythm, and Tricia's not there. Helfer sliding to her right - arms in gentle gull-wing with elbows in against her ribs...she slaps a light left/right/left to occupy Jessica's guard, then strokes her a wicked left hook across the gut as Biel's in high-earmuff. Jessica grimacing, lunging for Tricia's chin: Helfer fades back into ropes out of range - bounces off cables with a slinging right, catching Jess a rangy clout upside the jaw. Tricia slides past Jessica's left flank - turning her; Tricia jabs Jessi's mouth; drops in a sleek right cross; hesitates to confuse Jessica's guard, then digs the jagged left uppercut to the Biel sternum. Jess groans, lunges in via sweeping hook: Helfer leaning back in wide stance, long legs carrying her well out of range as Biel slugs herself off balance. Tricia pivoting counter-clockwise, touching her jab to Biel, turning her on the spot...Jessica being led around at this point, just doing Tricia's bidding. Frustrated Biel charges recklessly forward as Helfer fades to ropes: sleek blonde slips under a swinging right; bounces off cables; comes back a slinging right wide to Jessi's jaw and BIEL GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Jessica blinking, stumbling to her right - right shoulder hitting ropes: Tricia rotating-with, squaring away on Biel and strappin' her lanky! Helfer baring her teeth, lick-lashing the gut limber-limbed right/lefts, then coming up top to slop lanky right hands to Jessi's left ear. Biel bending at the waist, legs spasming...she's butt-in-ropes, taking a pasting! Down the stretch, Tricia leaning forward, weight on lead (left) leg...she's cuffing Jess a wide hook up top; dropping in spicy, straight rights to mouth, then leaning back onto right leg to weave out of reach of Biel receipts. Classic stuff - Helfer salting away a big first round with a supple, licking right/left combo to pit of Jessica's stomach, bunching her up "GUH-H!" at bell. Trish chests up, teeth bared as she looks down her nose at disheveled, ass-kicked Jess: message loud and clear as older blonde lays down the law to her big-name rival!

R2: Jessica's tremendous conditioning comes to her rescue - she's frazzled, but relatively fresh coming out for the second. Helfer pre-empts Jessica's pounce via clever jab in the body: blonde retracting her stick as she eases out of range - long legs a-lopin' smooth around the ring. Jessica pursuing in fits and starts - spooked by Tricia's feints; wary of Tricia's educated left hand. Blonde rotating to her right, turning Jessi's left flank - long, sinewy right hands flowing over Jessi's left shoulder to chin, followed by whippy left hooks to jug as Tricia transitions weight to right (back) leg, out of range. Jess taking a good shot, but getting touched up, growing more and more frustrated...she just can't find her tormentress. Down the stretch, Helfer feints, comes in to lap a bolo right uppercut to Jessica's tummy - leaning back onto right leg as Biel lunges in to hook. HEAD-SWIVEL, TRICIA HELFER! Jessica finally gets the distance right - leaping in and swinging her left arm in a curving sweep to Tricia's chin and HELFER GOES DOWN! Thunderclap whack put blonde girl on her buns - hands behind her on canvas for balance...Helfer blinking in astonishment as Jess glares down. Tricia beats the count, legs out the remaining time: Jessica steals the round - and momentum - with one gambling blast.

R3: Tricia's eyes hard with concentration...she slide-step retreats to ropes, pestering Jess via check-jabs ever step of the way. Biel dipping and weaving, stepping forward, trying to negotiate Tricia's jab...cat and mouse develops as Helfer sets up on apron, safe behind that long, stiff stick. Biel outside, trying to time her blonde - swinging savage counter-rights over top Tricia's left that just miss - blonde leaning back into ropes, out of range. Helfer's left hand punishing Jessica, busting her up...blonde girl SO accurate with that poke, no matter how Jess moves her head. Biel scowling, missing again and again with sweeping hooks or lunging rights tickets for Helfer's chin...blonde always leaning a little bit forward to tempt Jess, then leaning waaaay back into ropes, making Jess come up short. Time ticking down - Helfer just bedeviling Jessica here, picking her apart...Jess timing blonde jab and this time coming UNDER with a sweeping right, rather than over the poke. SHATTERING BLAST smashes at Tricia's ribs just above the hip. Elegant blonde girl cries out as legs give way...she tummies-in to canvas, rolling onto her right side while left hand clutches at her back. Poor Tricia writhing in agony as Biel struts to neutral corner, hands high. That's it - Helfer can't shake off that savage shot...KO3 Jessica Biel in Zeus-like fashion.

After: Tricia surrounded by attendants, gently tended to...she's clutching at her back, causing Durance to get into Biel's face for the alleged foul: Jessi's blood is up, so she's not backing down...officials intervene before tempers translate into punches. "I told you I would shatter Tricia Helfer," Jessica boasts. "Well there she is - pan over there camera-man, show 'em what's left. I'm Jessica Biel. I destroy other women in the ring: that's what I do. Tricia came in with all her skills and smarts - so clever, so crafty: I BROKE THE BYTCH WITH A SINGLE SHOT! I'M BACK! I AM BACK! BYTCHES BEWARE: THE BIEL IS BACK AND SHE'S TREATIN' CHIX SHABBY!" On and on in that vein: Jessica pretty stoked at taking out a very tough-to-find sorceress in three.