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23 October 2011 Kristanna Loken vs Charlize Theron

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Posted by simguy on 10/23/2011, 11:51 am

BEFORE: "We haven't fought each other a whole lot," Kristanna says in prefight, "so what does that tell you? It tells you Theron doesn't want any part of Kristanna Loken in the ring! We drilled hundreds of hours together when I was with the Krushers - getting her ready for big girls - and I'll tell you this: I'm too strong for Charlize Theron. When I pushed her into corners? She couldn't get out. When I put a belly on her? She couldn't breathe. This isn't 2005 - CT's not gonna just flip between weight classes and wipe girls out: in 2011, we're just way too much for Theron - bigger, faster, stronger, BETTER!" Theron unimpressed, giving Loken a cheeky wink before addressing the press. "I'm going to come in big and strong," Theron says, enunciating like she's teaching a bunch of pre-schoolers, "and I'm going to hurt Kristanna Loken. She doesn't think I can do it. She remembers tummying me into corners and being big on me, but you know what she doesn't remember? She doesn't remember what happened when that big ol' body of hers got TIRED, and I started pushing HER around. Add in punching to the chin? Are you kidding? Newsflash Krissy: this ain't no drill. This is you fighting big-sis for real, and deep down, you know what's going to happen before you even step foot in that ring!" Loken in bra style cobalt bikini with same-shade belted waist; white gloves; long blonde hair loose. Theron in orange sport bra over green bikini; neon orange gloves; hair back in hard-working bun with bangs bracketing cheeks.

During R1: Loken muscling in palm-down lefts wide to Theron's gut; looping rights up top: Theron rolling-with, slugging back rights and lefts...she's determined to hold her ground. Loken bobbing and rising up into punches, slamming away thick to Theron's sport top...Charlize feeling the heft, gasping, backing up as Krissy starts to power forward. Whirling melee reaches fever-pitch a minute in - girls just dippin' and rippin' haymakers from both sides when THERON GOES DOWN! CRASHING right hand upside the head locks up Theron's knees, pitching her forward and to her right...she stumbles to all fours before Loken can land the insurance right. Krissy bellowing at crowd, arms raised...she struts to neutral corner, playing to the mob as Theron rises, rallies at ropes. ON COMES KRIS LOKEN! Loken's lips curled off teeth - "COME ON, CHARLIZE!" she yells as she sweeps a thick right roundhouse wide to the Theron gut, bunching Charlize forward in shock. Ragdoll stack-'er-up by Loken, pressing CT upright at ropes..Krissy grinning, widening stance and SLAMMING AWAY! Theron...dazed, sleepy, lips parted, hands loose at her face...Loken's monster hooks sweep away CT's hands, opening up the space for plowing rights to chin, chest. Loken just a-pumpin' - full backside shuddering side to side as she pours in the harm - GLORIOUS spanking right hand across CT's fleshy chest has the Goddess sobbing, crumbling to her right! Theron twisting right shoulder into ropes, folding forward at waist...Loken in finishing frenzy, hammering overhand rights down atop CT's exposed back; pushing CT on her left shoulder; hoisting in thick left hooks underneath. RIGHT UPPERCUT, CHARLIZE THERON! Battered Charlize rolls up and to her left, pulling the right uppercut through to Loken's chin...KRISTANNA suddenly spellbound, stepping in fence post holes! Theron teeth bared - left hand riding on Loken's right shoulder....Charlize drifting Krissy right hands to chin, swiveling Loken's head! Kristanna backing up in stupor, staring in wonder as CT steps-with and drifts...Loken able to regain control of her senses long enough to bury the right hand deep to CT's gut at midring! THERON is hurt - bunching forward, mouth wide open, eyes shut tight...groggy Loken regroups, pushing and palming on CT's biceps for a moment, then slopping her a left-to-breasts. Theron whining in pain, face pinched, backside wobbling...her legs're ready to go again as Krissy's working in close, clubbing righty across Charlize's pecs. Right hand Charlize finds its way into Loken's tummy: both women turn short-hooks over to dangling chins, toggling both heads respectively. Crowd roaring as girls stamp around on the spot, trying to stay upright - Theron back to Loken's midsection left/right/left - the elbows drawing back, the punches shoveling into tummy. Loken sobbing, backing up under pressure...rising, sweeping left clouts across CT's mouth, punching gumshield-off-teeth: THERON now staring in wonder, reaching to palm Loken's biceps for stability. Shabby battlers pushing and jostling each other with extended arms, then looking for short, drifting rights...sloppy slugging turns into holding and hitting as girls seek to wrap one another's heads in reaching left arms. Bell: Fight stumbling into ropes - woman mindlessly grinding away in a dirty clinch...ref pushes swaying beauties apart, both girls frazzled. CT's stubborness off the matt converts a big Loken 10-8 into a normal 10-9...both fighters getting emergency rubdowns and ice during the break.

R2: Theron almost toppling forward into Loken - Golden legs shots, but arms thrashing punches. Kristanna gurgling as CT pumps in lefts and rights to gut while falling-in...Loken driven ropeside under weight of shot and body both. Krissy moaning, reaching to clinch up under Theron's arms and wrestling her into ropes: Theron whining in grasp, wriggling to free up her arms even as Loken begins shoving right hands to Golden gut! Theron gets her right under Loken's left, pushing Krissy back a step, then plowing tummy via the right hand...heartfelt, 3-in-the-morning slugfest here as girls reel around, hold and hit as best they can. Loken trying to work CT's fleshy chest - getting in there with plenty of forearm on short rights and lefts: CT groggily absorbing, moving her feet to keep Loken turning along ropes, shoving back rights to body or jaw in the grasp. Ref's break finally puts daylight between bodies: CT walks to midring, letting her legs dictate terms. Loken follows...CT lifts the left jab off her up with a straight arm, poking Loken to chin. CT stiff-legged, but serviceable, pivoting to her left around the upjab, keeping Krissy outside. Loken munching knuckles, head kicking back from poke...she's dimly aggressive, pawing her left hand with the right cocked and loaded, hoping for one good look at Theron's chin. Loken finally gets her spot, leaning in to kiss CT righty and CHARLIZE BEATS HER TO THE PUNCH! Theron bending in and down with her own right off the jab, kissing the punch off Loken's chin and bending down as Krissy's own right sails over top. Loken slops forward onto Theron's back, then sloughs off to the Loken right, tumbling to her back as Theron staggers to HER right. IT'S OVER FOR KRISSY! Loken pretty on her back, hands palm-up around her head, eyes closed, lips parted in swoon...big slugger's deep in chin-shock for KO2 Theron!

After: Charlize staggering around, just about ready to go herself...she totters over, stoops forward and bellows down incoherently at sleeping Loken as ref gently pushes the Golden One away. CT emotional in her corner: crushing Loken a huge vindication for the aging, but still potent superstar. "Shut up," CT says when interviewer starts to get into the fight, taking the mic from the mook. "I blew Loken's doors off like I said I would. All the chin-rehab she was doing? Ruined. I smashed that thing to pieces...she'll never be the same again. Now, enough is enough. I'm OWED, you understand? Taylor Cole: you OWE me. I stepped aside so you could run at a weak and fragile champion: now do what's right and give me my fight. Amanda Righetti. 'Big Rigs'. Miss 'Pound for Pound'. I'm tired of all the games and politics, and I'm tired of your hype. YOU owe me. If our people can't get it together, then let's just do it in the parking lot. Blake Lively - you little scab: YOU owe me: you think you can just take one lucky shot over me and milk it for the rest of your life? All I do - ALL I DO - is kick butts and take names, and THE FCBA OWES ME! Make girls get in the ring with me! I'm hovering at 130 so I can go either way - anytime, anywhere, anyone. Think I can't be big? LOOK AT KRISSY LOKEN!" Throws mic to canvas; stalks off...that's a fired up Charlize Theron tonight.