Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 10/30/2011, 12:03 am
O'Dell: "Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the Asylum Arena in Philadelphia for Trick-Or-Beat At The Asylum on HBO! I'm Jenny O'Dell along with Jenny McCarthy and Tess Valmore, and we've got a star-studded card and a star-studded crowd tonight. Pan the cameras up to the owner's box and there are the two people responsible for putting this card together, Avril Lavigne and the Grand Wizard of Boxing along with the future Mrs. Wiz, Beth Harnois. And the man in the flowing purple robes with the crown would be Wiz's special guest, The King Of All Boxing, and, next to the King, his date for the evening, Keeley Hazell..."
McCarthy: "Could we get the camera off the two whimpy blondes, those two freaks, and the girl with the big fake knockers..."
Tess: "REALLY? You're going to talk about fake knockers, McCarthy?"
McCarthy: "You're LUCKY you're on the other side of that ring, Walmart!"
Tess: "ONE of us is lucky, and it's the one with a bra full of silicone!"
O'Dell: "AHEM! We've got a huge card tonight with an international flavor and things are about to get under way!"
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