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30 October 2011 Jessica Lowndes vs Jamie Lynn Spears

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"Trick or Beat at the Asylum" PPV

(Site: The Asylum Arena. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 10/30/2011, 12:42 am

BEFORE:

"Yeah, I said it," says Jessica, a wicked grin on her face. "Jamie Lynn Spears is somebody's sister. Let's face it. She wouldn't even BE in the FCBA let alone have management if it weren't for that. She has no talent and she can't fight. And here I am, coming off beating Meester down! Meester, who's ten times the fighter Jamie Lynn is! If there were any justice, a fighter with MY looks, body and talent would be fighting BRITNEY tonight instead of the Front Street mascot. Oh, well. First things first. Jamie Lynn gets punched out. Then maybe big sis will be next!"

"You know," Jamie Lynn says, a smile touching her lips, "I REALLY hope Jessica doesn't believe all this stuff she's saying about how I suck and I have no talent and shouldn't even be in the FCBA let alone Front Street. Because, if she does, it's going to be really bad for her self-esteem. I mean, how's she going to feel about herself when the Front Street mascot leaves her sucking canvas?"

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Well, Mac, we've just seen a fight where it was clear the competitors respected one another, but that's not going to be the case in the next bout..."

McCarthy: "Absolutely not, Jenny! It's clear these two don't like one another a bit."

O'Dell: "And, that's 'Undone' playing over the sound system and here comes Jessica Lowndes! The Canadian taking her time making her way to the ring. Slowly climbs in. Helped off with the robe. Nice black bikini with white trim. Getting some boos here, Mac, probably because of the way she's run down Jamie Lynn, who's kind of a fan favorite in the FCBA, and especially here in Philly..."

McCarthy: "Lowndes does have a big mouth, no doubt. You've got to admire the kid's chutzpah, though, calling out Brit."

O'Dell: "Well, it's not Britney she needs to worry about tonight, because that's 'Follow Me' you hear behind us and the crowd is popping for Jamie Lynn Spears. Lowndes stomping around the ring, shaking her head. Can't believe the reception her opponent is getting..."

Tess: "She'd better get used to it, because, with her attitude, she'd be playing heel in a fight with Bernie Madoff..."

O'Dell: "Jamie Lynn led into the ring by big sis, who slaps hands with Jewel and Neve as the latter pair jump down Front Street corner, where they've been all night and head to ringside to watch this one. The elder Spears will be running little sis' corner again tonight."

McCarthy: "Well, at least BRIT knows something about boxing, unlike THOSE two brainless bimbos..."

Tess: "Who have two more training wins TONIGHT than you have in your CAREER..."

McCarthy: "Shut UP, Walmart!"

O'Dell(sighing): "Can we get a prediction, Mac?"

McCarthy: "I think you've got a toss up here. Lowndes is inexperienced, of course, but Jamie Lynn is, too. Jessica has power and can be tough inside. And she's coming off a quality win. Spears has looked good at times, but she's been inconsistent. If we get the Jamie Lynn who beat Spearritt, then she's got to be a solid favorite. But, if the Jamie Lynn who lost twice to Ashlee Simpson shows up, Lowndes can and will clean her clock."

O'Dell: "Speaking of clocks, it's time to get started as the bell rings. Lowndes immediately forward looking to get inside, but Jamie Lynn's got a different plan, Mac. Spears using the legs, jabbing and circling."

McCarthy: "Brit's got Lowndes scouted. She knows Jessica likes to fight inside. Jamie Lynn can do that, but she can do THIS too..."

O'Dell: "Lowndes trying to pressure, but the blonde using the legs. Pops the jab. Double pumps it. Jessica counters with a hook, misses a straight right follow up as Spears is already gone. Jamie Lynn circling again. Looking for angles and openings. Landing the jab consistently. Finding spots for an occasional right. Scoring pretty well."

McCarthy: "Lowndes lands a quick combination, but Spears counters with a right hand lead, ducks a left, back on the bike."

O'Dell: "Spears in control here as the bell sounds ending the first."

McCarthy: "Excellent round for Jamie Lynn. Fighting on her terms. Gets the early lead."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "On to the second now, and Spears a little more aggressive, lands a good one-two as the fighters engage. Lowndes fires back with a combination of her own, and here we go! Spears a left, hooks a right to the body. Lowndes lands a straight left, misses a whistling right hook. Spears just misses a left and...DOWN SHE GOES! BIG RIGHT HOOK LOWNDES!"

McCarthy: "Jamie Lynn shouldn't have been trading in there!"

O'Dell: "Lowndes stands over the blonde with her hands above her head! Referee chasing her back to the corner. Jamie Lynn getting up at eight, but she's hurt, Mac!"

McCarthy: "No doubt. That was a nice, clean right."

O'Dell: "Spears takes the eight and here comes Jessica. Charges across the ring and lets the hands go. Drives Jamie Lynn back to the ropes. Lowndes throwing everything but the kitchen sink as Spears covers up, blocking some of it but taking some hard shots along the ropes. Spears tying up. Referee watching closely here. Breaks the pair and Jamie Lynn pops out a jab. Jessica with a nice left-right to the head. Spears covering up and clinching. Just hanging on here."

McCarthy: "Lowndes wants to finish, but she's being smart about it now, after that initial rush."

O'Dell: "Sure is. Working the jab to split the gloves, hooking the body with the right, trying to find the one big one that will end it, but she's out of time. There's the bell and Spears survives, but it's a big round for Lowndes!"

McCarthy: "Let's check the replay on the big punch. Watch Jamie Lynn try the left hook. Jessica leans away and, as it goes by, bangs the hard right over top, right on the chin!"

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Back to live action and Lowndes right across the ring at Spears! But Jamie Lynn stops her short with a double-tap jab and circles right."

McCarthy: "Kid's shaking it off pretty well. Seems to have the legs back under her."

O'Dell: "Lowndes pushing forward, trying to crowd. Spears working the jab, scoring with it. OHH! LOWNDES IS HURT!"

McCarthy: "Jamie Lynn with a short right follow up and Jessica's knees gave a wobble!"

O'Dell: "Lowndes covering up and Spears going body, ripping hooks into the lats, ribs and midsection. Jessica in a crouch and Jamie Lynn banging shots behind the gloves to the side of the head, driving the brunette back into the ropes. Now it's the blonde's turn to stick the jab between the gloves and punish her rival on the ropes."

McCarthy: "Lowndes trying to clinch here, but Spears punching free. Jamie Lynn not getting too wild, staying in control, but looking to finish."

O'Dell: "Lowndes lands a counter uppercut, but there's nothing behind it. Jamie Lynn going all body now, lathering the brunette, bouncing gloves off that midsection. Lowndes trying to jab her off, but Spears dodging most of them with good head movement. Jamie Lynn a hard right and Lowndes' knees wobbled again. Jessica holding on now, not breaking, the official having to shove the fighters apart. Lowndes grabbing again, playing for time, and it works. That's the bell. Third round is over and it was all Jamie Lynn Spears!"

McCarthy: "Let's take a look at that right hand on the replay, Jenny. Lowndes trying to work inside Spears' jab. Jamie Lynn snaps out the left and Jessica bobs her head away from it. But Jamie Lynn's right is already off the pad! Goes behind the left glove and catches her right on the jaw. Surprised she stayed up, frankly."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "The scorecard looks to be all even as we head into the fourth and Lowndes starts it the way she has the first three, looking to close with Spears. Jamie Lynn, though, not going to fall in to that trap. Sticking that jab. Keeping Lowndes off."

McCarthy: "This is the advantage Jamie Lynn has. She can fight inside, but she can box at distance, too. Use the legs. Keep Lowndes from getting in her comfort zone."

O'Dell: "And that's just what she's doing. Busy with the jab. Educated with the feet. Finding spots for a good solid right hand like that one that stopped Lowndes in her tracks! Spears circles right. Sets up. Pops a double-tap with the jab. Jessica jabbing back, trying to work her way in close, but Spears not having it. Staying at mid-range, putting a nice three-punch combination together here, then dodging a right hand counter."

McCarthy: "This is good, slick stuff from Jamie Lynn. Scoring and frustrating the blonde."

O'Dell: "Lowndes eats another double-tap jab and takes right to the ribs. Bell! Excellent round Jamie Lynn Spears!"

McCarthy: "Put her back in the lead. I've got it 38-37 through four."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "On to the fifth now and Spears sticks a pair of jabs. Lowndes fires back with a hook that looked a little low! Jamie Lynn responds with a flurry and now Jessica banging back. Both girls letting their hands go, landing some hard stuff."

McCarthy: "Ref needs to watch Lowndes elbows! She's throwing them around like an NBA power forward!"

O'Dell: "Caught Jamie Lynn in the side of the head with that one. Spears seeing red, bangs back to the body. Lowndes responds with a one-two to the head!"

McCarthy: "Jamie Lynn doesn't want to be inside banging with Lowndes! She's playing Jessica's game!"

O'Dell: "Lowndes digging to the body as they bang at close quarters. THAT one was low, Mac!"

McCarthy: "Sure was! Referee screened, though."

O'Dell: "Jessica getting off now as Jamie Lynn was hurt by that low hook. Spears covering up as the round ends, and that's Jessica's round I think."

McCarthy: "Sure was. All even at 47 on my card."

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "It's been a good one so far, and we're into the second half of the scheduled ten now, and, as she has from the beginning, Jessica pushing forward, looking to work in close. Spears landing a jab. Works in behind it. Lowndes blocks a right, hooks the body with her own right, ties up the blonde, hits with the right, banging the lats while holding Jamie Lynn's head with the left. Referee breaks the pair. Gives Lowndes a look and a head shake. Waives the fighters together and Spears right back at Jessica in close."

McCarthy: "What is Jamie Lynn doing in there banging with this girl?"

O'Dell: "She's landing, Mac, but not as much or as effectively as Lowndes. Jessica landing short hooks to the body and head, tying up Jamie Lynn, smothering her attacks, out-working the blonde at close quarters."

McCarthy: "Spears needs to get some space, box this girl. She's playing right into Jessica's hands right now."

O'Dell: "Lowndes hooking the body, shouldering Jamie Lynn off balance. Spears bangs back to the body herself, but Jessica ties her up, slams a hook...OH...that was LOW, Mac!"

McCarthy: "Spears clinching. That one hurt. Referee screened again, never saw it."

O'Dell: "Lowndes hooking to the body as Jamie Lynn covers up and tries to recover. The fouls these last two rounds have made a difference, Mac!"

McCarthy: "But more psychologically than physically. Lowndes is in Jamie Lynn's head and has been since before this fight started. She's been running the kid down for weeks and now she's fouling and being cheap, all to get Jamie Lynn to want to mix it up in close with her and it's working."

O'Dell: "Lowndes with a good combination there. Spears still hurting from the low one. Jessica taunting her, shoving Jamie Lynn backward, digging one into the belly. Spears tries to fire back, but Lowndes ties her up, holds behind the neck with the right, hits with the left. Referee breaks, shakes his head at Jessica again. Bell sounds. Lowndes throws her hands in the air in triumph. Jamie Lynn got to be seeing red here, Mac!"

Tess: "She's not the only one. Look who's on his way to ringside to have a word with the referee no doubt!"

McCarthy: "Get the Weirdo OUT of here! He doesn't belong at ringside! Send him back to his box!"

O'Dell: "Well, the Grand Wizard is HEADING for the ring. Making a beeline for...oh...wow...did you SEE that, Mac? Britney just pointed at Wiz and then at an empty seat at ringside...and...he put up his hands, shrugged and...went and sat down..."

McCarthy(laughing): "She sent the Weirdo to his room! Made him stand in a corner. And he already HAS the dunce cap on!"

ROUND SEVEN:

O'Dell: "We're on to the seventh, Mac, and it's still tight, but you have Lowndes ahead, no?"

McCarthy: "I've got it 57-56 for Jessica, yes, and it's going to get wider if Jamie Lynn keeps doing what she's doing again as this one starts, pressing in and slugging inside with Jessica."

O'Dell: "Spears hooking the ribs, Jessica tying her up, shoving her off, landing a straight right to the head. Jamie Lynn boring in, smothered again and Jessica clinches, shoves the blonde back. Sticks a jab, ties up. Referee breaks them. Lowndes sticks a jab. Jamie Lynn working past it...OHH! BIG RIGHT HOOK, JESSICA AND DOWN GOES JAMIE LYNN!"

McCarthy: "Spears walked right into it. Got waaaayyyy too aggressive and it cost her!"

O'Dell: "Spears up at six. Will take the eight count. Lowndes forward immediately, bobbing past Jamie Lynn's jab, lands a left-right to the head that has Spears covering up. Jessica hooks body, bangs another one that looked low."

McCarthy: "Jamie Lynn clinching and trying to hang on."

O'Dell: "Referee breaks the fighters. Spears jabs, but Lowndes walks through it and hooks the kidneys, ties Spears up, nails her with a short left uppercut. Jamie Lynn clinching again. Lowndes ANOTHER low one. AGAIN had the ref screened. Shoves Jamie Lynn off, pops a jab. Splits the gloves with a right."

McCarthy: "Jessica scoring big. Has the kid hurt and knows it. Taking full advantage."

O'Dell: "Lowndes back to work on the body, above the belt this time. Spears ties up. Lowndes hooks the kidney again. Bangs free. Bell! Huge round for Jessica Lowndes, who's now in command through seven!"

McCarthy: "Let's check that big punch on the replay. Lowndes lands a left here, and sticks out a second jab. Jamie Lynn bobs the head away and steps forward and there's the hook. BOOM! Lands flush. Surprised Spears got up from it. Great punch and Jessica's now up 67-64 on my card through seven!"

ROUND EIGHT:

O'Dell: "Gettring ready for the eighth now and..."

McCarthy: "What's the Weirdo doing over there..."

Tess: "Gee, people are handing him things and he's signing them. Either he's taking out a mortgage or he's signing autographs, genius..."

McCarthy: "Who would want HIS autograph?"

Tess: "No idea. Maybe the same people who'd ask a wrinkled blonde with a big fake rack to sign a 20-year-old centerfold..."

McCarthy: "Shut UP, WALMART!"

O'Dell: "Annnnnnd there's the bell! Lowndes charging right at Spears and Jamie Lynn meeting her head on. Jessica lands a hard right, Jamie Lynn counters with a hook to the body and a straight right to the head! THAT got Jessica's attention! Lowndes going downstairs with a hook...UPPERCUT JAMIE LYNN! THAT ROCKED JESSICA'S WORLD!"

McCarthy: "Punch came from the shoe tops!"

O'Dell: "Jamie Lynn letting the hands go! Landing hard to the head and face, all headhunting now! Lowndes being swept back to the ropes, covering up, Spears bangs a pair of hooks into the kidneys...UPPERCUT AGAIN! SPLIT THE GLOVES AND SNAPPED JESSICA'S HEAD BACK.!"

McCarthy: "Lowndes knees buckled on that one!"

O'Dell:"Spears hammering away at Jessica's gloves! Lowndes in a tight guard. Referee looking closely. Hook lands hard behind the left glove! Lowndes wobbly...JAMIE LYNN GOES RACK! SPEARS PUNISHING THOSE PUPPIES ON THE ROPES, LOWNDES BRINGING THE GUARD DOWN...UPPERCUT AGAIN! JESSICA LOLLING ON THE ROPES. SPEARS BACK TO THE RACK, SLAMMING LEATHER INTO THOSE JUGS! TAKING ALL SHE WANTS...THAT'S IT! REFEREE STEPS IN! REFEREE STOPS IT! THE WINNER BY TKO 8 IS JAMIE LYNN SPEARS!"

McCarthy: "Check out the uppercut on the replay here, Jenny, and this is the first one, the one that started the flurry. Lowndes dips her head to land this left hook and Jamie Lynn whips the right hand up from the hip and catches her right on the jaw. Great punch that led to this...Jamie Lynn going rack along the ropes, Lowndes helpless. Referee has no choice but to end it."

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Up to the ring now where Tess has our winner, Jamie Lynn Spears!"

Tess: "Jamie Lynn, great win for you, but the commentators were wondering why you got in there and slugged with her instead of boxing, when it seemed like you were winning rounds doing that..."

Jamie Lynn: "She wasn't going to get away with doing what she did to me. She called me out, ran me down in the press and fouled me a bunch of times. She hit me low, elbowed me in the head and talked trash to me the entire fight. I didn't want any decision on points. I wanted to whip her a** and that's JUST what I did. And I wanted to make sure she'd remember this for a long time, and that's why I went rack on her. Just because I'm nice doesn't mean I'm weak. People around here need to start realizing that."