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1 November 2011 Courteney Cox vs Poppy Montgomery

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on 11/1/2011, 9:57 am

BEFORE: Poppy still the talk of the town following blistering beat-down stoppage of Jenny McCarthy...Monty's just riding the wave. "Hammering Jenny's really opened a lot of doors for me," Poppy gushes in prefight, "and Courtney's certainly one of them. I just want to keep the ball rolling...I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to demolish Court the way I took care of Jen - I love that people are starting to see me as dominant in this space!" Courtney rolling her eyes at the notion of Poppy-ascendant...she's got a whole different take on the Aussie's success. "Look, beating up a tired old hag like Jenny Mac doesn't make you 'dominant'," Courtney cautions. "I took out a much fresher, much better Jenny Mac when I beat her, so let's just call that 'establishing one's bona fides' shall we? The best thing about Poppy is she's helping to put ingenues into perspective, I mean: me and Poppy is by far the hottest match up the FCBA has seen this year, and that's great. It shows that until you're 30, you don't really count. And when I batter Poppy, she won't count for much either!" Courtney in red/white vertical striped bikini (Cougar Town reference); small red gloves; ponytail with bangs bending off her brows. Poppy in cobalt bikini; small powder blue mitts; low battle-bun with coppery ringlets framing face.

During R1: Girls upright, hopping into position then fighting out of stiff-legged, hard-punching boxing stances. Elbows in, hands up, palms turned out...girls making little circles in the air with their fists, then popping the left jab - doubling it to get it onto opposing mouths/cheeks. Chopping rights follow, ticketed for chin; come-back hooks clip across palm-down and swift. Fighters marking each other up in stiff tic-tac-toe - each stepping in her stance, no form breaks. Courtney stepping in, loosening up her left arm - really whacking Poppy tart, lashing hooks to waist and ribs - bouncing the small gloves off Poppy's trim tummy. Poppy grimacing, feeling Cox downstairs: redhead swipe-hooking Courtney's breasts; tagging her chin righty in reprisal. Cox takes the shots, hacks a vicious palm-up hook across Poppy's tummy, then doubles the hook across Poppy's puppies. Both girls try short, chopping rights up top - Courtney wins the race: Poppy stumbles back-to-ropes with concerned expression. Cox hopping-to, jab-jab-jabbing; palm-down hook across lips; chopping right hand to jaw; palm-up chopping hook across Poppy's tummy puts redhead stunned against ropes. Final moments - Courtney cleans up: jotting right pokes Poppy's head back; Cox doubles the tapping right to face; puts weight heavy on lead (left) leg while tilting torso-left and fits GORGEOUS, lanky hook in behind Poppy's right elbow. Monty's legs absorb the shock, but distressed redhead face tells the tale: Cox digs in a beauty at the bell!

R2: Similar tactical dispositions: elbows in/hands up/palms out/legs straight as girls fence jabs for position. Faces scuffing up nicely as both fighters poke and chip either hand up top - widening stroke when they want to go body. Body shots thick and thumping - those small gloves denting toned abs/lats, then bouncing off...girls really sinking in hooks downstairs. Poppy adopting the carving, palm-up left hand stroke across Courtney's tummy: Cox grimacing when hacked at thus. Festive back and forth to rival racks sets both pairs of jugs a-jumpin': fighters baring teeth, hacking and cuffing away on puppy from those well-organized stances. Down the stretch, Poppy's hooks to body and head have Courtney wilting...brunette back touches ropes this time, forcing Cox to show earmuff. Poppy has her way late - squaring up, bouncing body shots off Courtney's hips/waist...redhead just punishing her brunette, putting mileage on as Cox soaks it up to bell.

R3: Similar hopping approaches, then girls stand straight-legged and ready to work. Tapping, poking straight rights and lefts explore up top, but once consistent contact is made, fighters start to turning their hips/bend a bit into increasingly vicious slugging. Hellish body shots thump back and forth - both girls intent on hooking the guts out of the foe. Rhythmic chopping and hacking flows both ways - fighters chopping at each other's waistlines/torsos/chests, then looking for the odd score up top. Down the stretch, Poppy pokes a straight right onto Courtney's chin - sees brunette lights dim a bit...Poppy dips the left shoulder, rips that wicked hook to breadbasket, bunching Courtney up in distress. Cox anguished, backing to ropes - she's still got her hands up, trying to push and poke back don't-hurt-me lefts and rights. Poppy: eyes hard; pinging the jab off Courtney's bruised face; crossing the right hand clean to chin...redhead shredding brunette defences here, getting through clean and stiff. Palm-up hook hacks at Courtney's tummy, drawing a pained wince; Chopping right hacks at Court's left lat; cuffing left swipes Court's jugs; clipping right uppercut chips her chin, flipping her head back. COURTNEY'S LOOSE ON ROPES! Cox staring, ragdoll...Poppy leans in on lead (left) leg, dips left shoulder and lifts that succulent left hook into Courtney's midsection...brunette sagging butt-in-ropes, visibly distressed. Poppy likes what she sees, keeps weight on left leg, still in forward aspect as she hoists another left up into Court's body; kisses her the right to mouth; eases weight to right (back) leg as Courtney's slopping forward with a desperate right hand, neatly beating brunette to a short left hook on the chin! DOWN GOES COXIE! Court spilling off Poppy's left shoulder, splashing down to canvas and rolling to her back...she's a moaning, shipwrecked beauty: KO3 Poppy Montgomery.

After: Poppy batting mitts together, grinning happily down at brunette wreckage...sexy red head "tops the pyramid" on Courtney and Jenny with back to back trouncings. "She was hitting stif and working hard early," Poppy graciously allows in postfight, "but as you can see, I wasn't having any of it. I feel like a gunslinger, just mowing down the best cougars in the game: I really feel like I own this space, and it's only a matter of time before I leapfrog from here into title contention!" One voice of consent, former champ and P4P queen KELLY HU pretty vocal in denying Poppy's status: "Courtney and Jenny are bums," Kelly contends in Celebrity Ring. "I'd work them both over and have enough left to get Poppy beat...on the same night! I'm going to ask my guys to start calling Poppy out, because this girl needs to be exposed right now!"