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04 November 2011 Sarah Harding vs Rochelle Wiseman

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Sarah Harding.jpg Rochelle Wiseman.jpg

("Girls Aloud/Kear's Kats vs "The Saturdays"/Double A Boxing)

Posted by Alli Kear on 11/4/2011, 1:04 pm

Last time these two lightweights met, Wiseman turned Harding over in 5 on her way to the title, and I can’t see it going much further this time, but here they come, a right pair of slappers, getting into the ring in their robes, and off they come, and Sarah’s wearing a bright red bikini, with matching gloves and boots, and there’s Rochelle in a figure hugging blue one piece outfit, black boots and white gloves – I guess these are the team colours for tonight. She’s the BBU lightweight champion, but I don’t think the title’s up for grabs tonight – she looks confident, though, and maybe she’s thinking of an early finish!

Round 1

It’s a pretty quick start here, with both girls looking for big shots early on, and that’s odd for two boxers as opposed to punchers. It’s not good news for Harding though, ‘cos Wiseman’s giving her face a whupping right now, Harding trying to match her, but she’s finding it tough, and oh, that’s a good punch from Wiseman, right in the mouth, and the blonde’s hurt, getting knocked to the left and to the right – she’s just taking it, not returning the punches at all, and that bell doesn’t come a moment too soon for Alli Kear’s girl, I can tell you.

Round 2

Off they go again, and it’s more of the same to start with as Wiseman rips into Harding – she’s got that left hook crashing into the older girl’s face over and over, and she’s starting to wilt under the pressure, I have to say. Wiseman gets her again there – solid right jab that bangs the blonde’s head back, oh, and another, and the blood starts to flow from poor Harding’s nose – this is a bad night for her, and now Wiseman’s belting her round the guts, the blonde’s squealing as she takes a beating out there, lying on the ropes – hopeless!

Round 3

Wiseman might just wrap this up right now, and she wants to – she’s already hit Harding twice with that right jab of hers, really shaken her up already in the first few seconds of the round, and that’s a big left hook to Harding’s body – that hurt! Now she’s got the girl struggling, and Harding’s trying to grab and clinch, but she gets a good one two from Wiseman, left and right both to the face, there’s the left hook, and the blonde goes down, looking more half-witted than normal, but she’s got back up as the count gets to 8, and she’s ready for Wiseman again. But the BBU champion’s hurt her again with a thump to her gut, and oh, she just misses with the uppercut, connects with a good hook though – there’s the bell, but Harding doesn’t know where she is – she’s wandered off to the wrong corner, and her seconds have to guide her back to hers.

Round 4

Harding’s still looking shaky, folks – maybe her seconds should have held her back, but she starts throwing punches at Wiseman. Nothing’s timed or landing though, and Wiseman belts the blonde girl in the belly, and she’s just about had enough – ooh an uppercut, right on the button, and Harding’s down – and out – right out, cold!

There’s your result – Rochelle Wiseman knocked Sarah Harding out in round 4.

Wiseman’s parading around the ring – God she’s arrogant, and really needs a beating real soon! Harding? Jobber! Pure and simple!