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This is a collaboration between Lookout! and HISC (or if you ask them, perhaps HISC-Lookout). It's a few days after Halloween, but with all the chaos in this party, all the reporters wanted to make sure they got their facts straight as best they could. Even amidst all that, it's possible that they missed some match-ups that occurred, obscured underneath the numerous battles that occurred this night, so feel free to share any that were missed. However, to the best of the recollection of all involved and for your consideration -
“Come with me All Hallow's night
We'll frighten everyone in sight
Such pranks for once, are justified
And fun and frolic amplified.”
It was another exciting year for the FCBA as they celebrated with their annual Halloween Havoc party, allowing the beautiful starlets of the Female Celebrity Boxing Association to enjoy themselves outside of the ring. No expense was spared to bring the best to cater to the best female celebrities and fighters in the world.
The powers-that-be had rented out an entire hotel for the event. Rumors had it that this had been done to better enable some apartment-wrestling matches that would be taking place later tonight or even sauna matches in the hotel's world-class sauna. Even on a night of relaxation, the rosters couldn't help but be competitive with each other. Tonight would be no such exception.
The entire FCBA was invited, with the rosters of various stables in attendance. It's hard to say whether this was a good idea knowing the particular dislike these stables have for one another, but it's obvious in retrospect, that perhaps the event planner hadn't thought everything through.
Who – in their right mind – invites both Michelle Williams and Vanessa Hudgens to the same event? Nobody. Once both HISC and Lookout! arrived at the party, it was like watching two runaway trains heading down the same track. Destined for a collision which would be devastating to watch, but impossible to tear your eyes away from.
Mish, punctual as usual, had been an early arriver, coming with her back-up and Pack BFF Krissy Kreuk. Williams had all the look of alpha female of the Pack tonight. Made up in the role that would soon provide Mishy her next Oscar nomination, Marilyn Monroe, flowing white dress and platinum hair included, the little blonde bully hits all the right conversations. Trailing behind at every turn is Kreuk. Much like her current second class citizen status with the Consortium, she almost appears Michelle’s handmaiden, though Krissy’s exotic looks otherwise provide the basis for a very intriguing, captivating Cleopatra.
Fashionably late is the Black Swan contingent, unsurprisingly appearing in tandem, Natalie Portman in her White Swan ballet attire and the sultry Mila Kunis tonight’s luscious black bird. The brunette newcomers give a cursory nod to Mishy and Krissy, but mostly steer away from the Pack members.
The final Consortium duo appear with Eliza Dushku checking in as the party’s sexy sheriff, her tin star lucky to find a small patch of rawhide to stick to, Eliza’s bikini top leaving only the most vital areas to the imagination, her Daisy Dukes doing likewise below, mid-thigh cowboy boots thrown in. And with her, Claire Danes in full femme fatale spywear, tight black cocktail dress, glam make-up and ‘icy’ accessories, including a stunning necklace. Still, an ‘undercover’ Danes was not going to be mistaken for anything but the taut, toned, lethal weapon she was.
Lookout! Boxing arrived at different points in the party, but all were definitely in excellent spirits. Following her huge win over Penelope Cruz in yet another crushing victory to retain the Jugs of Mass Destruction (JMD) Championship, she was clad in a costume that emphasized her own curvaceous form, as she was dressed as the White Queen, from the movie X-Men: First Class. The costume was similar to that worn in the movie by another celebrity frequently mentioned as a contender for the JMD trophy, January Jones. Elisha was accompanied by Hilary Duff, who was clad in an outfit that had her dressed as Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Leighton Meester, who looked positively stunning as Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter films.
Missy Peregrym was clad in a red one piece bikini with accompanying rescue tube strapped around her body, which was a very flattering look on her figure and not too far behind was Yvonne Strahovski, showing off her shapely form as Princess Leia from the Star Wars films, an ensemble that she had worn to great effect on the set of her hit tv show, Chuck. Kim Kardashian made the rest of the party green with envy when she came dressed as Poison Ivy from the Batman series of films. Lindsay Lohan called attention to her upcoming spread in the Playboy magazine by showing up as a Playboy bunny, red hair flowing over her outfit. Coming straight out of the wishes of fans everywhere, Jessica Simpson was dressed in a genie costume which emphasized her abs and cleavage. Minka Kelly was dressed as Cleopatra, looking every inch an Egyptian goddess while Miley Cyrus, still with just one FCBA win and fight to her credit, was dressed up as Ariel from the Little Mermaid. Just like the character from that film, Miley was a mermaid on a mission – to find Paris Hilton and determine when her next fight would be. Jessica Lawrence arrived in blue paint, dressed up as one of the warrior women from the highest grossing movie of all-time, Avatar. Jennifer Lawrence had Megan Fox, wearing a sexy Nurse costume, snorting in laughter as she told her “I just blue myself”, which will be familiar to all of the Arrested Development fans out there.
Last, but not least, was Vanessa Hudgens, who came in an Angel costume, the white material contrasting beautifully with her dark skin. Brunette hair cascading to her shoulders, the outfit accentuated to show off her body, with her firm abs and toned thighs carrying her across the hotel room floor. Talking with a number of fighters from different stables, Vanessa was heading towards one of the tables, stacked high with a number of Halloween delicacies set up for her to partake in when she heard the hated voice of one of her biggest rivals in the FCBA carry to her ears.
Michelle looks disdainfully over Vanessa Hudgens' Angel costume, "I'd make that joke about you falling from heaven, but I'd need to start looking for a crater then, Pudgens."
This brought a derisive set of laughs from Claire Danes, Eliza Dushku and Natalie Portman who were standing nearby. Withering glares came from Hilary Duff, Elisha Cuthbert and Missy Peregrym nearby - clearly not amused. Vanessa turned around, hands on her hips to assess her rival angrily, sauntering forward to bring her right up in front of Michelle.
"And just who or what are you supposed to be, Mishy?" Nessa responds with a cool gaze and a smirk, "I'd say you're trying for Marilyn Monroe, but didn't she have tits?" Vanessa then slides her finger forward, poking Michelle in her chest sharply, which earns a furious yell from Michelle. Elisha Cuthbert chimes in her agreement, as she actually dressed up as Marilyn Monroe for a recent episode of her show, Happy Endings.
Vanessa is laughing, along with Hilary, Elisha and Missy, but the laugh is cut off as Williams presses her chest upwards into hers. Both chests and tummies pressing together, glaring at one another with obvious enmity and fire flashing in their eyes.
Chest mushrooming against Hudgens as Michelle hisses into her face, "I've been in more JMD matches and won more than you ever will, Nessa.You just need to keep your mouth shut if you have no idea what you're talking about."
There's no retreat in Vanessa's posture and gaze, tummying up as she tries to bully Michelle back with her abs, "I've just always noticed that people go after your chest in a match and that makes sense with Simpson or Hewitt or somebody who actually has a chest, but you don't And you need to keep your mouth shut, Mishy, or else somebody will do it for you. Like me."
"You forgotten who kicked your ass last time already?" Mishy sneered, "Did I kick your ass that badly through ten rounds, Nessa? Awwww. Did I already break that brain of yours?"
"Just remember that it took ten rounds, Mish!" Vanessa responds angrily, "Just remember that I've kicked your ass more and I've actually knocked your ass out. Or is your brain trying to protect you from the fact that you are MY property? That I'm superior?"
"You're not, Nessa!!" Michelle screams into Vanessa's face, gripping her shoulders suddenly to shove her backwards into a nearby table filled with Halloween decorations, candies and delicacies.
Vanessa glares as she smirks at Michelle, "You know that I am, Mishy. I'm still conqueror of Mishy and you can't ever forget that!". With that declaration, Vanessa lunged forward to reach for Michelle's blonde tresses and drive her backwards into yet another table. Michelle crashed back into the table, back smashing into it as she slumped back against it, clutching her back. Vanessa took advantage of the opportunity to reach for Michelle's blonde hair, then delivering a hard backhand across her face. Michelle stumbled to the side as Hudgens put all of her weight behind it. Vanessa seized the moment – along with Michelle's hair and right arm, pulling her backwards in a hammerlock.
Spinning her opponent around, Michelle's face and cleavage was slammed hard into a pile of cupcakes that had various Halloween themed frosting designs on it, such as Jack-O-Lanterns, Ghosts or zombies. A few of the cupcakes fell to the side as Michelle's body crashed atop them, with Vanessa tugging on Michelle's hair to smear her across the table and smear the frosting across her upper body.
Vanessa yanked upwards on Michelle's hair, still gripping her forearm as she twisted her wrist, ratcheting up the pressure on her shoulder as Michelle winced. Whispering into her ear, “Looks like the only way to shut you up – besides knocking you out - is to stuff your fat face, Mishy!” as Hudgens reaches up with both hands for William's hair, plunging her face down towards the Pumpkin pie there as Mishy's face disappeared into the warm delicacy. The taste and sensation of being coated in pie didn't stimulate Michelle's taste buds as much as it motivated her for revenge. Hands pawing over the table, Michelle reached around as she found a Candied apple, which she clutched around the wooden handle. Arching her body forward as she gagged on pumpkin pie, Michelle slammed her elbow backwards as it slammed into Hudgen's side and then drove into her chest , causing Vanessa to stumble backwards a bit. Twisting around as Michelle suddenly gripped the Candied Apple, swinging it forward like you would a club to smack into Vanessa's face, which wore a look of surprise and then one of pain.
Vanessa's head whipped to the side, stumbling as Michelle then swung the Candied Apple in a backhand to smack into Vanessa's face from the other direction. Vanessa staggered again, dropping to a knee for a moment while clearing her head. Wiping the pumpkin pie from her face, Michelle's eyes were filled with rage, which did not bode well for Vanessa.
Mish sputters, blowing some leftover Cool Whip from her nose.“No conquering tonight, b###h,” Williams screams.The blonde dips a shoulder, wrapping her arms around Vanessa’s tummy and forcing her into a backpedal that only ends when the Disney warrior’s rump collides with the punch table. After spilling a half dozen glasses, Michelle snatches dual handfuls of Nessa’s raven locks and spins a squealing Hudgens toward the bowl.
“Have a drink on me, Gabriel-la,” Michelle growls, making sport of Hudgens’ angel outfit, before sending her face into the filled glassware, head buried in the ice cold, sticky sweetness of vodka and mixer. Nessa burbles some air bubbles from the bottom of the bowl, her screams muffled by the red liquid.After a fine dunking, Michelle pulls her head out and Vanessa shakes her way free of the blonde’s grip, throwing her dark mane from side to side, spraying half the room.
“YOU PIECE OF…” Vanessa shrieks, but that’s all she gets out before ‘Marilyn’ has a hold of her wings and drags her in another direction
“OK.OK,” Mishy offers.“Let’s get you cleaned off.” Williams leads the brat to the bobbing tank, a bushel of apples already floating in a tepid pool. Mish gets Vanessa moving, showing the ‘angel’ the bum’s rush toward the trough-sized tank, then the angel earns her wings, Hudgens sent flying into the fruit-filled H2O, Granny Smith’s and water sent flying as Vanessa splashes down.
Michelle wipes her hands, looking down at the submerged Disney terror. She turns to the stunned crowd. “And that, is the end of…”
Halloween Hotness and Havoc Part 2
Posted by Lookout! Boxing/HISC on 11/6/2011, 11:13 am
This time it’s Mishy who gets interrupted, Vanessa emerging from the depths like Jason; mascara in streaks, raven hair in a matted mop. Her bared talons sink into Mish’s trapezius muscles and Hudgens rips the blonde off her feet and into the tub, the blonde’s hazel eyes bugging as she’s drawn into the water and then DUNKED by ‘her conqueror’ .Pressing down on the back of Michelle’s head, Vanessa screams incoherently, looking more demonic than angelic, a sputtering Williams surfaces every few seconds before going under again and again, until finally she breaks free.
Both women climb out on opposite sides of the bobbing tank, red-faced and furious; white and wet costumes clinging tightly to their frames.
“YOU’RE GOING TO DIE,” Michelle shrieks.
“YOU FIRST, YOU OLD HAG,” Vanessa responds, wringing out her mane, until it’s clear Mish is on her way around, right arm extended from her side to clothesline the moistened Hudgens to the floor and go to work on her a little more.
As Michelle Williams came around the tank, forearm extended for a clothesline, Nessa still had the presence of mind to duck underneath it. Michelle's forearm swung through the air as she suddenly watched Vanessa lunge forward. Vanessa's lithe body slams forward, her shoulder going to bury into that tummy that Mish is so proud of. A gasp of air rushes past Williams' lips as she doubles over, folded over Vanessa's body with the shoulder block as Vanessa wraps her arms around Mish's waist. Showing off her strength as she plants her thighs and lifts upwards. Aiming to push forward and dunk Mish down into the apple bobbing tank. As she goes to do so though, Mishy's hands outstretch and dig into Vanessa's damp, dark locks to pull her down underneath her. Both celebrities are submerged, Vanessa on top as all that can be seen for a moment is their thrashing legs and splashing water, the displaced water falling down onto the floor below.
That allows the various reporters gathered to observe on other battles going on around the room as several roster members from either Stable had attempted to break it up, but in their attempts to do so, had encountered resistance and sparked a number of other battles around the party. The scene can best be described as chaos.
Leighton Meester, her recent loss still fresh in her mind, hadn't wasted a second going after Jessica Lowndes. Jessica and Leighton were currently battling along one of the buffet tables, although Leighton had the upper hand at the moment. Leighton had Jessica's face pinned down against one side of the table while she used one of Mishy's moves, slapping the side of her rival's face with a Candied Apple.
Missy Peregrym had waded forward through the crowd to hopefully separate the two, but had run into Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman, the Black Swan duo, who had double teamed her for a moment. Both of them struggled to pin her arms to her side and had almost accomplished it before Lindsay Lohan slammed a forearm into Mila's back. Tugging her off of Missy, Mila and Lindsay were exchanging slaps in the center of the room. Missy, however, free to focus her attention on Natalie, shoved the Oscar-winning actress backwards as she ran into Scarlett Johansson. It didn't take long for Scarlett to try to shove Natalie's face into her cleavage while Natalie resisted with everything she could, the two of them sprawling down to the floor.
Missy spun around to head for a fresh attempt, but ran right into none other than Jessica Biel. The two of them pressed into one another, eyes glinting with barely controlled rage as both fighters locked their hands into one anothers hair. Missy and Jessica both battled for the title of best pound for pound fighter, with Jessica releasing Missy's hair with one hand as she went to work pounding on Peregrym's abs. Missy responded with a hard forearm shot of her own across Jessica's chest to shove her backwards.
Cameron Diaz was spinning Yvonne Strahovski around by her hair in the center of the room, eliciting yelps and shouts from Straho before Diaz suddenly slipped on one of the Granny Smith apples that were rolling across the floor. Dropping down to her back, Yvonne immediately yanked her blonde hair free of Diaz's grip as she lunged forward. Attempting to straddle Diaz and reach for her wrists, thighs slipping inside for a hopeful grapevine when Anna Torv fell into the two of them. The three of them were tangled up in a furious thrashing of limbs.
Although it was hard to see through the fighting, reporters were almost certain they saw Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears wrestling along the floor at one point. Keeley Hazell and Lucy Pinder were slamming each other back and forth into a wall, seemingly locked into a bearhug contest. Lyndsey Fonseca was sitting on Ashley Greene's back, yanking on her hair furiously. Miley Cyrus appeared to be mashing Demi Lovato's face into a pile of jello, while Ashley Tisdale was scissoring Brenda Song in another corner of the room. Jennifer Lawrence and Laura Vandervoort were slapping and stumbling with one another in another corner of the room.
Elisha Cuthbert had come so close to separating Mish and Nessa, but had been shut down by the Sherriff herself, Eliza Dushku. Fresh off of her JMD win and fresh with confidence, the two of them tussled fast and furious. Eliza had her face shoved into a bowl of punch, but it wasn't long before Elisha was smashed forward into a plate full of gummy worms as her cleavage mushroomed against the table. Eliza was yanked backwards by Hilary Duff, tugging at the sheriff's long locks while Eliza spun around, screeching as she tried to shove Hilary down to the floor and use her own momentum against her.
Elisha Cuthbert raised up off of the table, tugging gummy worms out of her cleavage when she was suddenly shoved forward by Olivia Munn. Shouting angrily as she hissed, “Stupid little Munn-ster b*tch!”, but didn't have long to dwell on her dislike of Munn before she smacked hard into yet another celebrity at the party. Kat Dennings turned around, chest pancaking against Lishy's as the two engaged in an impromptu jug-mugging battle as they pushed each other back towards the wall. Olivia Munn, stood back, smirking confidently with her arms crossed over her chest before she was tackled from behind by Megan Fox.
To the side, Ashley Tisdale is seated on a folding chair and somehow Cleopatra Kreuk is laid across her lap. With one hand, the dark-haired Disney fighter, pulls up Krissy’s mid-thigh toga over her cheeks, leaving white panties bared and with the other she begins to swat away, giving Kreuk an impromptu spanking.Some pained yelps from a squirming Kristin try to break through the pandemonium and at least one person hears. Claire turns to the sound and barrels toward the display, bowling over both women and ending in a straddle of Ashley’s thighs. Claire sinks a couple combos into Tisdale’s tummy as Kristin scrambles up, furious, Kristin adding a kick to Ashley’s bicep before Brenda Song snatches her from behind, rips her in a 180 and sends Kristin splaying to her butt cheeks with an uppercut sucker punch. Song then boots Claire off her fellow Disney girl, Claire pinwheeling away and up to her feet, both Brenda and Danes then squaring off before cautiously backing away.
In the midst of it all, following several tense moments underneath the water, like two Hollywood style monsters, raising from the depths of the ocean, Michelle Williams and Vanessa Hudgens emerged from the water. Sputtering and gasping, both of their bodies absolutely soaked from the unexpected dunking into the water, both of them didn't waste anytime. Mishy managed to attack first, unleashing a torrent of slaps towards Vanessa's face that sent water spraying through the air and Vanessa's face spinning to the side so hard it looked she received whiplash.
Vanessa wasn't done, however, as she reached for the front of Michelle's costume to yank her forward as she started to punish the same chest that Nessa had derided earlier in the contest. Both of them shoved each other back and forth against the tub until the two of them toppled over the side, falling to the floor in a cascade of water and a thud. Both of them rolled around on the floor, exchanging taunts, slaps, positions and screams of rage as they battled in the puddle on the floor. Vanessa was on top one moment – Michelle the next – neither of them backing away for a moment until finally other celebs were able to intervene.
It took Minka Kelly, Miley Cyrus and Jennifer Lawrence to pull Vanessa away from Mish. Mish, on the other hand, required Natalie Portman, Kristin Kreuk and Claire Danes to bully her backwards. Even then, they were still exchanging kicks and slaps. Vanessa sent a blistering slap or two into Mishy's face as they were being pulled apart and Michelle sent a kick into Nessa's chest that certainly put a lot of pressure on the material of her outfit. Both of them were screaming at one another and each nearly burst free to charge at one another again, but were restrained as they were led to oppposite sides of the room.
“MISTAKE!” Mishy shouts. “BIG MISTAKE.” The blonde tries to shake off her fellow Packmates, but Claire and Kristin surround an elbow apiece and Williams doesn’t make any headway. A few feet away, Vanessa is held in place.
“Oh I knoooow.” Vanessa provides some appropriate mock fear, “I keep making the same mistake and you keep ending with pie on your face.”
A suddenly flummoxed Mish wipes some of the orange goo still sticking to a cheek and flicks it at Hudgens.
The ladies keeping Nessa at bay are her fellow Lookout members and when Nessa throws up her arms to say she’s done with the melee, their tension on Hudgens loosens. It takes only a second before Vanessa breaks loose, makes it to the still restrained Michelle and drives a right hand into her jubblies, forcing ‘Marilyn’s cleavage to bounce and pinching Mishy’s face in pain.
“Let me go,” Michelle demands of her Packmates, Williams kicking her legs out, one lashing Vanessa in the ribs enough to draw a grunt from the tawny, raven-haired lass. The Consortium girls hold tight, Claire positioning herself between Mish and Vanessa.
“Now, you have to hit me,” Claire growls. “And we BOTH know that’s not happening.”
Hudgens holds up her hands and shakes them . “Soooo scary.” But she doesn’t test Danes, instead making faces at the boiling, red-faced Michelle before backing away a step or two.
Afterwards, party organizers attempt to restore some semblance of order and normalcy to the festivities. Several more extended minutes were used just separating the various celebrities engaged in battle and it took quite a bit of effort just to keep Michelle and Vanessa from rushing each other once again. Most roster members stuck within their stables for the rest of the evening, with few exceptions.
At some point, Elisha Cuthbert breaks away from the other Lookout! Boxing members. Cuthbert glances over angrily at Kat Dennings, who is engaged in what appeared to be an argument with Kim Kardashian at the moment. Jessica Simpson steps over to intervene and ends up getting caught up in the argument. Cuthbert shakes her head with a smile, then exchanges a murderous glare with Olivia Munn as she walks over to the HISC roster.
Tensions immediately rise as Eliza Dushku steps in the way and Lishy smirks, “I'm just here to talk for a moment.”
“So talk.” Eliza said angrily, eyes narrowing as she adjusts her Sherrif's top, still slightly askew from their impromptu tussle.
“With Mich.” Elisha responds with a roll of her eyes. Eliza's nostrils flare up, eyes narrowing as she takes a step forward.
Michelle, apparently sensing yet another brawl about to start before her eyes, interjects coolly, “What do you want, Elisha?”
“I don't want anything.” Elisha says with a smirk, “But, what you want, is another chance at Vanessa. And so, compliments of our little flyweight terror, here is a chance.” as Elisha reaches into her cleavage, pulling out what appeared to be a key with a little piece of paper attached. On the piece of paper was a little series of digits, which were undeniably a phone number.
“Call that when you're ready.” Lishy said with a knowing wink, sauntering away as she smiled confidently.
“Ready for what?” Williams called after her but Elisha didn't respond. Then again, Williams didn't really expect an answer. Not when she already knew that the challenge had been made and when Mish was ready to take down that arrogant Hudgens outside of the ring, she'd be at the apartment to outclass her and humiliate her.
Sensing that the message had been delivered, Vanessa turned to gaze over with a confident look over at Michelle. The two of them glaring at each other through the party from across the room and even with the distance, the intent between them was clear. Vanessa made a little “call me” gesture with one hand, the other holding a little key of her own that glistened in the light. The challenge had been made and it was clear from the look in Michelle's own hate-filled stare, had been accepted.
When and where this upcoming apartment wrestling match would take place was completely unknown, but it was clear to members of both rosters that it would take place. The only other certainties that remained were that one of the two wouldn't be pleased with the outcome but that neither of them would be backing down. As the two of them faced off from afar, it was clear this was headed down a road from which there would be no turning back as the hatred between Michelle Williams and Vanessa Hudgens had moved up to yet another level – impossible as that may seem.
Who knows where the rivalries born tonight and those that intensified under the light of the Halloween moon would go from here? Only time (and tussles) would tell.
May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright
Of soft and golden hue
Pierce through the future’s veil and show
What fate now holds for you.
~Author Unknown
Happy Belated Halloween to the FCBA!
-Lookout! Boxing/HISC |
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