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10 November 2011 Post Fight BBU-FCBA Card

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Posted by Boxing World Online on 11/10/2011, 10:57 am

The Man In The Hat sits in the center of the dais with Britney Spears, Jewel, Shakira, and Pink to his left, Neve Campbell, Cassie Scerbo, Gemma Arterton, and Katy Perry to his right.

Man In The Hat: "All right, we'll take questions. Cable Boy..."

HBO Reporter: "Discouraging night where Katy is concerned..."

Man In The Hat: "You could say that and you wouldn't be wrong. I'm not seeing what I need to see from Ms. Perry. I've given her three winnable fights and she hasn't been close in any of them. I don't know how much longer I can keep running her out there if something doesn't change. Cable Boy II..."

Showtime Reporter: "Shakira's in a slump, too..."

Man In The Hat: "Shakira doesn't fight for me, so I can't speak to her career path, but she's shown plenty to lead me to believe she's still a good fighter and a high level fly. Fergie's a good fighter. No shame losing to her. Well...if it isn't BLONDE! Magazine..."

BLONDE! Reporter: "I want to ask about Cassie..."

Cassie: "About TIME! Did you SEE me out there? Out BOXED her. Out PUNCHED her. Left her sucking canvas! Night night, Brenda!"

BLONDE! Reporter: "Um...what's next for you, Cassie?"

Cassie: "How about a freakin' TITLE shot? Huh? Where you AT, Portman? You ready for a little bit of THIS? Huh? Where you AT, NAT?"

Man In The Hat: "Lord, how I love this kid. Tess, dear. Go ahead."

Tess: "I want to ask about Neve..."

HBO Reporter: "Of COURSE..."

Reporter: "Shut it, Cable Boy!"

Man In The Hat: "Well done, Erasmus. Well done. Go on, Tess..."

Tess: "Neve, you seemed to have problems early..."

Neve: "She's quick. Quicker than you think. Really quick for a bantam. I had to adjust. Brit and Jewel were a big help in the corner. I knew I could get the work done, but she put me in a hole, no doubt. She's good. I'm better."

Man In The Hat: "All right, Smackey. Gemma here knows some good places to eat. Take us to dinner!"

Reporter: "Can we assume Front Street fighters wil be coming over here regularly?"

Avril: "Let me take that, Wiz. Yes. You can. And you can also assume BBU fighters will be coming to Philly. After all, our next card is going to be called 'Front Street/BBU Friendly At The Asylum.' More to come!"

Man In The Hat: "But, not tonight! We're outta here!"