Partial Report

Posted by Simguy on 2/13/2004, 7:15 am.

Paris in pink bra and panties (currently featured on newsstands)
Tara in red bra and panties (currently featured on newsstands)

KO2 Reid

If you like your blondes cheap and tawdry, sleek and trashy, then you had to like this match up. Reid entered the more experienced pug, but hardly more distinguished in putting together a dubious record of punk-outs, bails, chokes and outright thumpings-against. Hilton had taken her fair share of beatings as well, but the sense was the lanky heiress had some true desire to be a fighter, if not many of the skills. It was a rare winnable fight for both girls, and both came in eager to capitalize.

Hilton with her awkward stepping and gangly legs looked the poorer equipped of the two, but Reid with her half-hearted attacks made the taller girl look semi-effective in a sloppy first. Paris pushed out leather from her chest, getting her shoulder behind the right hand at least and connected with surprising regularity against Reid’s shiny face. Although weak-limbed and awkward, Hilton was making an effort to box, use her height  and circle. Grim parody of stick and move it may have been, but Paris Hilton took the first round of this fight.

In the second, an embarrassed Tara Reid began to come forward with a bit more enthusiasm, punching right hands over Paris’ sliding jab, turning on hooks--before long, the girls were trading lefts and rights, with Hilton on her heels, getting buffeted pillow fight style and backing straight up. Wide-eyed Reid landed a popping right hand on the jaw to swivel Hilton’s head in the final minute and Paris’ limber legs gave way. The lanky beauty scattered into the ropes, eyes groggy and Reid stepped in to finish. Tara went tummy and crotch with a  robust series of hooks, sitting a groaning Hilton into the strands, then pounding a rain of right hands dumped Paris to a shellshocked seat. Reid dropped to her knees and began the business of landing cheap right hands to Hilton’s dazed face--the heiress just sitting there, staring into punches. The ref intervened by bodily lifting Reid up and setting her down well away from Paris, but the damage had been done: woozy and busted up, poor Paris couldn’t get her back off the ropes, couldn’t move her legs, Sitting in a broke daze Paris drifted in and out as ms. Reid mounted corner ropes and bellowed as though she had just battered Charlize Theron herself.

Reposted by Archer 11/16/11.