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26 November 2011 Cat Deeley vs LeeLee Sobieski

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"FRONT STREET VS BBU FRIENDLY AT THE ASYLUM"

(SITE: THE ASYLUM ARENA. PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA)

Cat Deeley 01.jpg Leelee Sobieski 02.jpg

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 11/26/2011, 11:35 pm

BEFORE:

"Sobieski's supposed to be a welter who can actually box," says a smiling Cat. "Well, she can't box like me! She doesn't have my speed or my quick feet. She'll do no better in the fight than in the disrobe. Second best."

"She can box, no question," says Leelee. "She had Rohm well behind, and Liz is very good. But. Rohm eventually took her out of there. And that's exactly what I'm going to do."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back to ringside and from bantam to welter now. That's Sweaty Teddy and 'Cat Scratch Fever' and here comes Cat Deeley!"

McCarthy: "Deeley not a true welter, of course. But I think she's a match for Sobieski, who, in my mind, is WAY overrated."

O'Dell: "Cat into the ring, helped off with the robe, and, well, that bikini is black, Mac, but nothing basic about it!"

McCarthy: "Got to admit, she looks pretty good..."

O'Dell: "And, fans, that music you hear behind us is 'Uprising', and here comes a girl who's having a bit of an uprising of her own against the welterweight division, Leelee Sobieski!"

McCarthy: "Over. Rated."

O'Dell: "Now, I know you don't like her, Mac..."

McCarthy: "She called me OUT. Who is SHE to call ME out?"

Tess: "Well, she's got a network TV show..."

McCarthy: "Shut it, Walmart!"

Tess: "And, she hasn't lost in over a YEAR..."

McCarthy: "Big DEAL..."

Tess: "Says the girl who just got stretched a few weeks ago..."

O'Dell: "And Leelee staring right at J-Mac, here, and the look Mac is getting is NOT a nice one."

McCarthy: "I'LL SMACK THAT LOOK OFF YOUR FACE, SOBIESKI!"

O'Dell: "Easy, Mac. Easy. Leelee into the ring. Helped off with the robe by Neve and Britney. Hmm. Dueling black bikinis..."

McCarthy: "There's no duel here at all. Deeley WAY hotter..."

O'Dell: "Well, we'll see if she's better, because there's the bell for the first and we're underway. Cat to work with some nice jabs. Landing and bobbing. Using the legs to give angles. Sobieski moving the head and the hands as well. Lands a big straight left of her own. Deeley staying busy, lands a nice one-two. Sobieski another hard left, hooks the body with a right."

McCarthy: "Cat landing more punches, but Sobieski with better weight of shot here."

O'Dell: "Cat with a double tap jab. Staying busy, scoring points. HARD left from Sobieski. Leelee finding the range with that big jab of hers. Stopping Cat's movement with it. Good strong right from Sobieski. Deeley fires back with a flurry. A couple of those landed. Sobieski back to the jab, backs Cat up with it. Thing's like a sledgehammer. Cat countering to the body with a couple of short hooks. Sobieski another hard left and that's the first."

McCarthy: "Your punchstat is going to show that Cat landed more punches in that round, but Leelee's going to get it on weight of shot, I'd wager."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "On to the second now, and Cat again getting off first here. Nice left-right landing in combination. Sobieski responds with that big straight left. Deeley back to work. Showing good hand speed. Very busy. Leelee picking off some of the output, but Cat's fast hands allowing her to land a decent percentage."

McCarthy: "Leelee just keeps working that jab..."

O'Dell: "Now lands a hard right off of it! Good straight right hand rocked Deeley. Sobieski digs a couple to the body and Cat circles away. Sets up again. Leelee moving after. Deeley lands a couple of quick jabs. Follows with a hook to the midsection. Leelee backs her up a step with that jab. Cat with a left. Leelee another one-two! Hard jab and a solid right rocked Cat again. Deeley clinches. Referee breaks. Cat a nice left, then another as the bell sounds ending the second."

McCarthy: "Another round where the punchstat isn't going to tell the story. Again, Cat landing more, but Leelee being more effective. I've got it 20-18 Sobieski."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third round underway now and Leelee moving straight forward behind that big left. Cutting Cat off and forcing her backward. Deeley jabbing for distance, but Leelee walking her down, driving her backward, working the body now along the ropes."

McCarthy: "Deeley needs to get out of there. Doesn't want to fight Sobieski here..."

O'Dell: "Leelee snapping back Cat's head with a left hand, digging body with a thumping right. Deeley firing back, lands a good right hand there but eats a BIG left hook to the head in response!"

McCarthy: "This is not good for Deeley. Not at all..."

O'Dell: "Sobieski lands a big right off the left jab! Deeley wobbles. Left hand snaps Cat's head back. Right hook hurt Deeley!"

McCarthy: "Sobieski's breaking this girl down. Referee's looking very closely..."

O'Dell: "Sobieskie doubles up on the big left jab. Snaps Deeley's head back again. Cat covering up now...BIG LEFT-RIGHT. DEELEY'S KNEES BUCKLED..."

McCarthy: "She's out on her feet!"

O'Dell: "And THAT'S IT! Referee has seen enough and he's waiving it off, wrapping his arms around Cat and helping her back to her stool! The winner by TKO3, Leelee Sobieski!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring now where Tess has our winner..."

Tess: "Leelee, that's five in a row for you..."

Leelee: "Well, SOME people, and I'm looking down there at YOU, McCarthy, might be surprised. But they shouldn't be. Fact is, I'm a top ten welter, and I can beat any woman in the FCBA on a given night. ANY woman."