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26 November 2011 Pink vs Victoria Beckham

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"FRONT STREET VS BBU FRIENDLY AT THE ASYLUM"

(SITE: THE ASYLUM ARENA. PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA)

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 11/26/2011, 11:40 pm

BEFORE: "Look, I've been looking for a chance to get back in the ring, and this is an opportunity to do that," Victoria says with a smile. "It's also a chance to carve out some space for myself at flyweight. If I can compete with Pink, and I CAN, I can compete with the girls there!"

"Yeah, yeah. I get it," says Pink with a sardonic smile and a shake of the head. "We all think we're Kylie F**cking Minogue now. We've got the blueprint. Well, they AREN'T Kylie Minogue, because KYLIE MINOGUE isn't Kylie Minogue. There's no blueprint, because the blueprint didn't even work the first time and it sure as hell isn't going to work again! No disrespect to Posh, but she's going to have to be the one to find that out."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back to ringside for another bantamweight tilt and...well...that's 'Trouble' you hear in the background and that can only mean the original member of Front Street is on her way to the ring. Giving Victoria Beckham, the manager of BBU America the champion's spot..."

McCarthy: "That'll be the last time anyone says 'champion' and 'Victoria Beckham' in the same sentence..."

Tess: "Been awhile since they've said 'champion' and 'Jenny McCarthy' in the same sentence, too..."

McCarthy: "I SWEAR if you don't SHUT it, Walmart..."

O'Dell: "Pink into the ring, helped off with the robe...still rocking that black bikini with the white skulls on it...and the crowd popping again now as 'Wannabe' booms from the sound system and here comes Victoria Beckham! Beckham getting a warm reception here, Mac!"

McCarthy: "Awful lot of cheering for a woman who's 0-3 lifetime..."

O'Dell: "Beckham into the ring, helped off with the robe...white bikini. And she's still got the body for one."

Tess: "Ok, Mac, here's the part where you say she's not hot enough to be a Playmate..."

McCarthy: "Well she's NOT!"

O'Dell: "But, since this isn't a Playmate Search, how about we get a prediction on the fight?"

McCarthy: "Pink has to be favored here, but, the real question is, IS there a blueprint? Will Beckham be able to do what Minogue did and frustrate Pink, keep her off her game. Kylie didn't win the fight that way, of course, but she went the distance and surprised a lot of folks doing it. If Beckham can do that, it will give her career a boost and make people wonder if Pink has a major weakness that can be exploited."

O'Dell: "We're about to find out. There's the bell and here comes Pink! Lands a couple of hard shots that have Beckham backing up! Victoria immediately in retreat and Pink is all over her! Beckham with a high guard and Pink hammering the body. Victoria backed into the ropes and Pink just letting leather fly, pounding punches off Beckham's gloves and lathering her flanks!"

McCarthy: "Beckham's run into a buzzsaw here, Jenny!"

O'Dell: "Beckham clinching. Referee going to break them. Victoria immediately back to the center. Snapping out some jabs, trying to circle for space. Pink walking right through it, whacking those flanks. Driving Victoria back, literally turning her head by slamming punches into her guard. This girl is on a mission, Mac!"

McCarthy: "Yeah, and Beckham's about to become collateral damage if she doesn't find a way to keep Pink off!"

O'Dell: "Beckham clinching again, trying to tie Pink up, but Pinkness punching free, going tummy here, hooking the ribs, banging away at Victoria's gloves. There's the bell. What a round for Pink!"

McCarthy: "If that's Beckham's blueprint, she needs to go back to the drawing board right now."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Getting ready for the second now, and here we go. Pink right off the stool and at Victoria again. Beckham witrh a nice left, lands a right. Pink counters to the body. Victoria bangs back, standing in there now. Lands a good left..."

McCarthy: "Trying to punch for respect here."

O'Dell: "Beckham a right hand. Pink a HARD right knocked Victoria back a step! Beckham fires back...PINK WITH A HARD LEFT-RIGHT! Beckham knocked back a couple of steps! Pink pouring into the breach, snapping Posh's head back with a jab! OH! BIG RIGHT HAND, PINK! Beckham's knees did a shimmy! Pink hooks the body...SNAPS THE HEAD BACK WITH A HARD RIGHT...LEFT HOOK! DOWN GOES POSH!"

McCarthy: "Over. Done."

O'Dell: "Beckham down on her left side! Rolls to her back. Not getting up. Eight. Nine. That's it! The winner by KO2 Pink!"

McCarthy: "Check the last combination here, Jenny. Here's a big straight right that hurts Beckham. Her guard goes up and Pink buries a left hook to the body, then hits the right cross to the chin, splits the gloves and snaps Posh's head back, and as the head's coming back forward, it's met with a short left hook, and the party's over."

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go to the ring and Tess Valmore."

Tess: "Pink, statement performance tonight?"

Pink: "Look, it's like I said. Everyone's coming out of the woodwork thinking they've broken the freakin' code here. East Wind Rain my a**."