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9 December 2011 Adrianne Palicki vs Ali Larter

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Posted by simguy on 12/9/2011, 12:56 pm

BEFORE: "She's a big strapping kid, and you have to respect that" Larter admits in prefight. "She's like a throwback to a young Charlize Theron, but the problem for Adrianne is that the Theron-style boxer/puncher hasn't been dominant for round about a decade now. We cleaned 'em out; scoured 'em from the system; outcompeted the breed. Championship lightweights nowadays are more, well...like me. You'll see it when I get inside: I'll chew this kid up, make her hurt. And the one big difference between CT and Pallicki is that when you hurt Theron, she always rallies. You hurt Pallicki, and you're on your way to a win." Adrianne rangy at the mic, seeing things a different way. "People are gonna see what I LET them see in this fight," Adrianne insists at podium. "Nothing against Ali Larter - she's a great champion in her own right - but she doesn't get to fight inside unless I invite her. What she does get to do - as much as she wants - is take punches. I promise you guys this - as good as Ali Larter is and can be...if I fight my fight? I will knock this girl out!" Ali in black bikini; blonde hair loose; black gloves. Adrianne in red cashmere crochet bikini; black Wonder Woman ringlets loose; black gloves. Pallicki particularly challenging throughout staredown: hands on hips; head cocked to the right with an insolent latina-gangsta impression on her face...it's all Ali can do to stop from swinging early.

During R1: Adrianne in Buster Douglas mode - long heavy jab; twisting on her hips to sling right crosses; hooking heavy off that front (left) leg with a vicious lick-snap delivery to Larter's tummy. Ali blocking, shying away early...getting a feel for Adrianne's power. Pallicki loping, not shy about bouncing forward: Larter step-and-bobbing, trying to weave in under the work and come up slugging. Tough sleddiing for Larter - she's munching the jab, getting punished...Pallicki extending on shots, popping her hips, landing with rangy-limbed authority in the first. Bell: Pallicki showing no respect - raising her eyebrows and looking pointedly at Larter's tummy - site of several thumping hooks throughout the heat.

R2: Larter doubles up the jab, weaves her way through to Pallicki's chest: brunette driven to ropes by hard working blonde. Pallicki tying up as instructed, but Larter so strong in the clinch - blonde writhing her arms, pushing punches into Pallicki's face and chest - mauling, brawling stuff, sees Larter scuffing Adrianne up. Downstairs, Larter even brawnier - rolling shoulders to lap right/left/rights against tummy and ribs - chugging away until Adrianne can tie up again. Camera inexplicably sooming in on Ali's powerful backside bunching up under black bottoms as she strains to hold position against bigger girl...Larter proving relentless, glute-strong and hard-hearted in the second.

R3: Pallicki roaming lanky to her left, SNAPPIN' that jab out there: loud, popping impacts detonating on Ali's high guard. Spearing right slants down into Larter's breadbasket, spanking her breathless; stiff jabs punch Ali's face back as Pallicki recovers her balance clean. Minute mark - Pallicki's weight on that front (left) leg: OH she lick-snaps that left uppercut off Ali's tummy, bunching blonde up hurt. Adrianne's eyes: SHE'S HURT...Pallicki resetting, licking another left amidships, then sidearming a swinging right to waist, cripping Ali on the spot. Blonde girl stooped forward in gutshot agony...Adrianne just tapping her left atop Ali's head - tapping her and RIPPING the right bolo uppercut off the right (back) plant leg! Larter's head picked up sharply, eyes rolling back into her head, hands dropping to her belly...she staggers back and to her right, hitting ropes on her right shoulder. Larter able to cover her face and form wilting, shabby defensive front: Pallicki baring teeth, setting her feet and letting those long arms unleash! Thick, thudding wallop dosed to Larter - crowd crying out as beautiful blonde absorbs hellish body blows and crashing clouts upside the head. Larter in stupor - sliding to her right along ropes, or covering up butt-in-ropes behind her mitts...rugged blonde girl takes a rangy-armed shellacking of a lifetime as Adrianne leaves her mercy at the locker-room door. Bell: Pallicki mouthbreathing, chest heaving...she's dumbfounded at Larter's refusal to go. Pallicki snarls "Ask her, ref" to official as she's passing him by - clearly looking for a submission-on-the-stool here.

R4: Ali Larter ladies and gentlemen: recovering during the break; getting in Pallicki's chest; slugging her to the ropes; processing her Bonzo-style. Larter doing her li'l Righetti routine here - writhing her shoulders to shed the clinches; jamming stubby punches up top; swinging away free to body; using head and shoulders like extra gloves in close. Pallicki grimacing, ineffective slugging off the ropes, but partially successful tying up: Larter forced to work very hard to shed Adrianne's ropey arms. Camera: zooms in on Larter's muscular backside throughout the heat, just to underscore how stubborn Ali is about holding canvas.

R5: Larter atop Adrianne at the ropes early - blonde grinding and mauling her brunette. Minute mark - Pallicki getting some room for the right uppercut - leaning back into ropes and curling snug off her right foot. Ali suddenly unhinged...she stops punching, momentarily frazzled: Pallicki's left shoulder pushes Larter into backpedal and brunette's slinging away big-girl! Pallicki pursing her lips, eyes hard as she twists on her hips to generate frightful torque...Ali blown the length of the ring, hitting far-side ropes and covering up as Adrianne takes command. Pallicki palming up blonde shoulders, then lick-snatching lefts to breadbasket; rights to breadbasket...just patient, thick, rangy goodness downstairs, making Ali hurt. Larter stiffening, keeping dukes at temples as she stoops forward: blonde face pinched...legs paralyzed as Pallicki salts away the round in Ali's body. Bell: Adrianne palms shoulders, presses Ali the way upright before shoving off and leaving her there. Cheeky!

R6: LARTER GOES DOWN! What th'...Girls walking towards each other - both lean in righty-over-the-top: Pallicki's fist kisses off Larter's chin and blonde girl goes limp. Ali crashing face-first into mat, right arm trapped beneath her; right cheek pressed on mat...she's a cold-cocked beauty deep in KO'd slumber! KO6 in thunder-goddess fashion, Adrianne Pallicki!

After: Larter's tanned, muscular body all heavy and so still on canvas: she's simply smashed into unconsciousness tonight - smote as though Mjolnir itself had rung her chin. Pallicki delighted - a little shocked - hugging and smiling everyone with puppyish enthusiasm - the camera cutting from Pallicki's glee to the meaty blonde deadweight on the canvas. "I know everyone's gonna start that 'chin-checker' stuff again," Adrianne grins in postfight, "but that's wrong. Baby, I BODY-SNATCHED that bytch tonight! WHAAAAT? Yeah - oh man, I was ripping it UP in there tonight - really getting good tummy on Ali. She was hurt by that stuff too - you could see, she was all "I'm tuff...but I'm not THIS tuff!" you know? That's the thing: I have dominant power at the weight, but I've got to set it up with the jab and bodywork. When I'm catching a girl after I've softened her up first? It's lights out, baby. Ali's tuff as they come - she took a lot of good shots from me - but I don't know if a lightweight's EVER been hit as hard as I hit Ali Larter tonight!"