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9 December 2011 Title Ch Elisha Cuthbert vs Carmella Decesare

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Posted by simguy on 12/9/2011, 1:20 pm

BEFORE: So-called "Battle of Cinderellas" pits two unexpected, over-achieving beauties against one another for the crown. "I'd never question Elisha's ability or heart," Carmella says in prefight, "but we've all seen her weight balloon in between fights, and that DOES speak to her discipline and mental make-up...weaknesses I know I can exploit. People like to say that Elisha is poison for lanky-bodies because of what she did to Jolene Blalock...but Blalock's a stiff, upright slugger: I'm bendy - I roll with Elisha's work and hit her back whippy. The fact is, I'M poison for these stocky Cuthbert/Duff types - and I think they've been in power long enough. I've beaten 'Leesh before, and this time, I'll beat her for a title!" Cuthbert looking forward to the opportunity to avenge a loss...she reads between the lines of Carmella's podium-pitch. "What Carmella's saying, is that she's hotter than me," Elisha says as crowd mumbles variations of "here we go". "Seriously - 'bendy' is code for 'hot', everyone knows that, and Decesare thinks I'm all insecure and threatened by her sleekness. Well lemme tell you something: I put Sung Hi Lee in the shade in Girl Next Door - THAT'S how hot I am. I'm a bruising blonde force of nature in the ring, and I don't care how Deech rolls with the punches, sooner or later, I'M gonna roll HER!" Elisha in navy bikini; small pink mitts; shoulder length hair loose. Decesare in pink HMK bikini with thin white belt; small white gloves; long brown hair loose. SIDEBAR: Cuthbert's camp in tumult following Minka Kelly's quote in Celebrity Ring - to wit: "She (Elisha) is putting Lookout prestige on the line against Carmella, and I don't think Cuthbert's up to it. I really think we're going to cough up the belts, because Decesare is all wrong for Elisha, and Cuthbert's too pig-headed to sidestep." OUCH!

R1: Carmella: left hand dangling, right at chest; wide stance - limber pivots and slide-steps moving Decesare in supple clockwise arcs. Cuthbert: dukes up; chin tucked; elbows in; head a-bobbin' as she weaves her way forward in crouch. All Carmella being pretty and slick - lifting the backhand up-jab off her hip to spank at Lishy's guard; whip-licking the left uppercut to Elisha's chin while executing pivot-left around the lead (left) foot; rolling her torso to the right with Elisha's sledgehammer rights, then coming back the licking right uppercut to blonde breasts or chin. Decesare dictating all terms - the distance, tempo, and location as brunette touches her blonde up at midring.

R2: Same dispositions, similar effects: Elisha pushing forward only to be poked, licked, cuffed, sidestepped and turned. Midway through especially dangerous for blonde-girl: Carm rolling-right with Elisha's right, then answering a snappy right uppercut to chin/left hook to right eye combo...Elisha punched onto her heels, momentarily wobbly-butt. Carmella loping in, letting her hands go in lashing, lanky flurries...brunette treats herself to brawny blonde flanks as Elisha crouches, covers and takes a licking. Bell: Carmella's long lashed eyes seek out Elisha's wincing gaze...challenger hurting the champ, rolling out to a tasty lead in early going.

R3: Elisha adjusts...not just weaving her way forward - issuing the stubby-jab to pre-occupy Carmella. Jabbed, Decesare forms earmuff midring, giving up her waist/flanks CHUP! CHUP! CHUP! to Elisha's rowdy right/lefts. Blode bullying brunette to ropes - Elisha bobbing on the spot, top of her head scrubbing Carmella's jugs, Elisha's hands stacked right atop left at her tummy...then it's clobberin' time. Elisha slugging out of the bob - cuffing right/left to Carmella's tummy - bob-bobbing on the spot - then clouting Carmy right/left upside the head. Short, swatting work from 'Leesh: she's keeping elbows close to her hips, just whirling the mitts at Carmella. Bell: Decesare mouth breathing, looking a little wide-eyed...Cuthbert stomping back to her corner all business.

R4: Elisha hounding Carmy to ropes, then getting back to work. Bob-and-slug routines from Cuthbert pounding at slender brunette arms; humbling world class breasts; buffetting the head; clouting the face; digging up flat, supple tummy. Rough going for Carmella: hair in her eyes, teeth bared - she's got Elisha's head and shoulders constantly rubbing and bumping on her, and when she tries to spin out from under, blonde-girl's not shy about pushing in with either elbow. Bell: Cuthbert pushes up off Carmella all "I'm big": Decesare wincing, hugging her body...fight's not just even in rounds, it's even in minutes-won after 4.

R5: War. Decesare planting in wide stance, leaning weight onto left (front) foot and lick-lashing rights and lefts onto 'Lishy as blonde girl crouches/covers up. Cuthbert spanked upon her flanks, but timing receipts like a champ: she'll answer ringing hooks or right hands after Carmy's had her say, clouting brunette upon the chops, leaving her spellbound for a moment, the limber arms loose and low. Carmy will shake off the shock, get back into Elisha with a slinging right to gut and a whippy left across the hip/back...then Elisha will bang back, landing a high percentage of surprising shots from the crouch. Epic ebb-and-flow - both girls having their moments in the sun, placing the other in the shade. Bell: Carmella's nudging with an extended chickenwinged left elbow, then clouting 'Lishy a swatting right across the mouth: Cuthbert answers over the top via looping right before ref intervenes.

R6: Girls hot and sweaty, determined to slug. Decesare long and lean in her stance - tilting forward while thrashing her arms at Elisha, beating little blonde fireplug flanks and back as champ crouches. Cuthbert absorbing the wailing, then answering back - proving uncannily accurate with head punches repeatedly startling Decesare as she's caught over and over again with hands low. Crowd oohing and ahhing as Carmella takes one haymaker after another and remains standing...bendy lass proving durable as a willow-tree in a wind-storm.

R7: Bitter fighting continues as girls descend into slugging madness. At one point, Lishy's backed up butt-in-ropes, stunned as Carmella's rolling sleek shoulders to churn rolling right/left uppercuts underneath - the small mitts beating at blonde-girl's meaty breadbasket and breasts. Another time sees Carmella reel away from a looping hook on the chops...brunette hands down around her hips as she stumbles to her right with a waxen expression. Elisha frequently baited into roaring forward, only to munch on a limber right uppercut hoisted up from Carmella's thigh...it's just back and forth slobberknocking between two hungry beauties. Bell: Carmy's wobbly butt, slugging; Elisha's wobbly butt, slugging - everybody's hurt, nobody's willing to take a step back as crowd roars.

R8: Carmy weight on left (front) leg, dipping the left shoulder to crank in a lanky left to blonde gut; then doubling it to tits; then tripling it with a return visit to ribs. PIK! PAK! PEK! impact bunches Lishy up, but she walks through it: challenger forced to ropes by willful champion. Top of Lishy's head bullies Carmella's jugs as blonde girl bobs on the spot. Short, swiping right/lefts snatch at Carmy's breadbasket, bunching her up hurt. Clouting right/left swats upside the head punch Carmy dizzy, loosen up her guard. Decesare slowing, breaking down, her hands dropping...by the midway point she's stooping forward off the ropes, hands loose at her waist - she's taking clean punches, answering back with punches hoisted up into her tormentress. Cuthbert shrugging off Carmy's work, pouring the pressure to sleek brunette: bashing, sledgehammer blows start to warp and shake Carmella - her defences breaking apart before our very eyes. Crowd shouting every time 'Lishy kissses a crashing right off Decesare's chin...brunette's head wobbling/lolling after impact...the eyes dimming...the receipts fewer in frequency. Too much 'Lishy: three anrgy sidearm rights beat at Carmella's left shoulder and lats, spilling her awkwardly into the Lookout corner. Decesar helpless, right hand stacked atop left at her midsection as she sags against turnbuckle and OH: Elisha cracks her a right hand to chin. Head-swivel Carmella...she topples face-first to her right, body parallel to ropes - landing on her hands and rolling onto her back at the apron. Cuthbert exulting in the sight - making the "championship belt" gesture at her waist while shouting down: "THAT'S HOW CHAMPIONS DO IT!" before ref ushers her away. That's it: KO8 Elisha Cuthbert in blunt fashion.

AFter: Cuthbert not normally given a lot of credit for tactical acumen, but BLONDE! Magazine hails her as "Ring General of the Year" for an adjustment that changed the complexion of the fight in the third. "I jabbed her!" Cuthbert grins in postfight - face puffy and scuffed, but glowing. "It's so key - I work on it all the time in the gym, but sometimes I forget in the fights, but my guys reminded me and this time I just made Carmy fight my fight. She is tuffer than she looks - it's like hitting rubber when you punch her in the body - but you know, when you talk about body types, obviously the Lookout Way is what makes championships. Carmy's hot and stuff, if you like that sort of thing...but if you had to build a title-winning machine from a kit? It would look just like me, baby! SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA, 'CAUSE I'M TOO STRONG!"