If you are citizen of an European Union member nation, you may not use this service unless you are at least 16 years old.
You already know Dokkio is an AI-powered assistant to organize & manage your digital files & messages. Very soon, Dokkio will support Outlook as well as One Drive. Check it out today!

11 December 2011 Ali Larter vs Missy Peregrym

Page history last edited by Archer844 12 years, 1 month ago

CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on 12/11/2011, 11:20 am

Before: "I never bought the idea of Missy as an elite lightweight," Ali says in prefight, setting crowd abuzz. "When she came up, I slapped her down, and I thought to myself; 'she's good, not great, but good'. There's girls like Biel and me, and then there's girls like Missy, and I'm sorry - she's not on our level yet. Then there's the punishment she took last time out. Yes, I'm coming off a bad beat myself, but I got caught a lucky punch in a fight I was clearly winning; Missy got the hell beat out of her. Missy got dug up and down all night long, and you don't just shrug Jessi Biel off after a night like that. Peregrym's definitely coming in with more wear and tear, and I mean to exploit that in this fight!" Missy stone-faced throughout Ali's podium assault...hard feelings mounting for this high-stakes contest. "I haven't forgotten our first fight," Missy smirks. "That's the primary reason I'm here - to get that loss back and expose Ali. She thinks I'M not elite? Well, fighters are looking at Ali post-pregnancy and we're not convinced she's all the way back. As for who's coming in hurt, come ON: Larter suffered the KO of the year against Adrianne. There's getting caught, then there's getting CAUGHT: no way Larter could have shaken off that shot yet. If I were Larter, I would've stayed out of the ring for a good 6 months: jumping right back in with Missy P is SO not the right choice here!" Missy in crisp white sport bra (dark-tone skin tan); bikini bottoms in horizontal bars of light blue and dark blue; small white gloves; hair in perky gym-rat ponytail with messy bangs. Ali in black bikini; golden-brown light tan skin-tone; small black gloves; shoulder length blonde curls.

During R1: Missy pumpin' stick - left hand POP-POP off Ali's raised guard. Peregrym pivoting clockwise, taking little step-outs to create distance; sidestepping; dropping right hands off that heavy jab. Larter outside, blocking shots, moving her head...blonde girl conducting reconnaisance, feinting to check Missy's defensive tendencies. Down the stretch, Missy jabs Ali into guard-forward, then dips left shoulder to THUMP hooks in behind right elbow: Ali's golden brown body sponging up the shock, but Missy be diggin' for points through 1.

R2: Ali doubling up the jab, scooting forward while bobbing...she works her way inside Missy's jab, engaging at close quarters. Short overhand right loops onto Missy's jaw; left hook turns her chin...Peregrym starts to backpedal as Larter's chugging forward! Ali blazing away - lefts and rights kissing off Missy's chest and brow...brunette hits ropes in disarray, momentarily overwhelmed! Larter scoots in: short overhand right loops to jaw again; clubbing left scolds Missy's chin; barrage of chugging rights and lefts pounds Missy's belly and PEREGRYM'S HOLDING! Missy grimacing, legs shabby...she's shook up and Ali's ragdolling her into ropes. Larter's world class glutes all a-jostle as Ali stamps on the spot, maintaining position; strong blonde arms, writhing against brawny brunette limbs to break the clinch. Ali eventually able to extricate herself: she continues to work the gut right/left/right - keeping her forehead on Missy's chest. Peregrym jerking the right uppercut stubby off the ropes; left uppercut off the ropes...brunette starts picking blonde up, slowing Larter's assault. Ali continues to press in with her head, intent on reducing Missy's body: Larter's face right there for short uppercuts as Missy leans back into ropes to get 'em. Down the stretch, Larter's forced to back off...after that blazing start threatened to ruin Missy, it's Peregrym walking Ali down at the bell.

R3: OH THE HUMANITY! Rip-roaring slugfest erupts...girls slugging off the shoulder bump, wrecking each other to body, then coming up top with fight-stopping intentions! Larter trudging forward, slugging short lefts or rights as she twitches her shoulders side to side into the blasts: chopping clout takes Missy on her jawlines, or whacks her ribcage. Peregrym sidestepping, turning Ali then drilling her: Missy leaning into drifting right hands up the middle to chin, then FEASTING on blonde gut via great cranking hooks. Fight circles the ring as girls are in constant slugging contact - mitts bashing off toned bodies/determined faces. Final minute - Missy shovels a right to pit of blonde stomach; hooks Ali's jaw nice n' tight; fits a clouting short right across chin and LARTER SPUTTERS INTO ROPES! Ali blinking, battered...Missy whirls a double hook to brush at Larter's cheek then DRILLS Ali the crushing right to chin. ALI SWOONS - blonde girl out on her feet - curvy legs holding her up as torso droops forward into Missy's arms. Brunette ragdolls blonde into ropes, sets her feet and RIPS away big-girl to waist! Missy all shoulders-hunched, head lowered, strong back working hard as she pumps left/right/left to Ali's abs - Missy curling each fist back to her chest to reset while the other fist is cashing in. Bell: Larter ashambles, curls in her eyes...Missy mouthbreathing, more than a little astonished to see Ali still standing!

R4: What th'...? Ali turns boxer! Larter still shabby with hurt, puts the right hand at her mouth and deploys the left, steppin' clockwise around her poke as Missy's trying to finish. Good thudding jab from Larter...nothing fancy: Missy expecting to walk in and clean up catches stiff poke instead. Leads to a more generalized Larter offensive halfway through - Ali edging in off the jab to fit short left uppercut to sternum; chopping right to ribs in under Missy's breasts...now Peregrym's forced to deal with Ali fighting off her chest. Larter tying up more than usual - still tingling from last round, but cagey tempo and tactical change frustrates Missy while getting Ali's legs back in the game!

R5: Larter doubling up the jab, crowding close and looping clubbing overhand lefts and rights to Missy's jawline...brunette forced to ropes with blonde on top. Larter fighting off Missy's chest - shoulders hunched, elbows in, arms relaxed, fists just thump-thumping off Missy's paunch. Peregrym looking all sweaty and harassed, but slugging back in spots: short right uppercut picks up Ali's face inside. Missy tying up leads to world-class showcase for brawny shoulders and backs...Larter pushing and writhing her arms against Missy's to get free of the clinch - blonde girl often jamming short punches through to worry Missy's jaw in the grasp. Down the stretch, concerted effort by Ali to humble Missy's vastly under-rated rack turns into full-blown jug-mugging: Larter baring teeth, clouting short shots side to side as Missy slumps wide-eyed in ropes, momentarily overwhelmed. Bell: Larter lost in jug-lust, still twisting side to side in the pocket, scrubbin' those puppies until ref pulls her off.

R6: Fighters leaning in, exchanging midring at close-quarters: Ali's biting hook clean up Missy's chin, unhinging brunette legs early. Peregrym tries to tie up: Ali gets low, shoves her off, sending Missy stumbling into ropes. Larter steps-to, frosty-eyed, cold-hearted: hooks dig at Missy's breadbasket as Larter sets weight on lead (left) leg, just dippin'-and-diggin'. Peregrym whining, face distressed: she's trying to tie up around Ali's shoulders, but blonde girl just shoving brunette off, writhing clear of the embrace, staying on the body hup-hup-hup. MISSY'S BREAKING DOWN! Peregrym getting reduced in the pocket, unable to clinch or get weight-forward to slug...vintage Ali Larter grinding on Missy, using shoulders/extended elbows to prop and nudge, then churning away lefts and rights underneath. Missy ragdoll, sponging up a terrific, methodical beating, and late the round...it's all too much! Groaning Missy shuddering under the pumping impacts of Ali's short-shrugging body shots...Peregrym cringing down to all fours as Larter bellows down in triumph. Ref bodies Ali off...Missy refuses to succumb, climbing ropes to beat the count at 8. Larter ferocious during the break - all scowls and temper: she can't wait to finish Missy!

R7: MISSY TURNS BOXER! Peregrym hurt, shows class, judgement even as Ali had done earlier in similar circumstances. Missy pumpin' poke - good stiff left hand keeping Larter at arm's length; right hand at cheek to defend Larter's rampaging hook. Missy's right (back) heel up off canvas: she's the picture of pump-jab perfection, really pounding away at Ali's chest/guard/pate. Larter regrouping and trying to weave in close: Missy stepping out to create distance, walking Ali into check jabs, check hooks, and counter right hands. Down the stretch, Ali's in tight earmuff, stooping forward behind her mitts: Missy salts away the round with THUMPING hooks parked in above Larter's right hip - shaking blonde chassis at bell.

R8: Methodical Ali back on the attack: stubby jabbing while bobbing on approach; looping short overhand rights to Missy's chin, then fighting off her chest. Peregrym driven to ropes by the minute mark, trying to fight off the apron with uppercuts and hooks...Larter so strong in top position: head lowered; right hand atop left at her chest - using either shoulder or elbow to keep Missy pinned down. Larter bobbing on the spot in front of Peregrym, working the midsection short, cuffing lefts and rights; pushing with the left elbow, then VIOLENTLY coming suddenly up top via clubbing rights or lefts. Missy beaten hip-to-head, unable to clear the ropes under pressure. Down the stretch, Ali scrapes right uppercuts in close, just shaving away on Missy's lips and chin as girls are almost ear to ear...THERE GO PEREGRYM'S LEGS! Missy laying back spellbound against ropes, suddenly undone....curvy legs hold her up as she stares into a clouting left/right on the jaw as ref's moving in at bell.

R9: Pace slowing at midring; girls shoulder-to-shoulder, rubbin' and walkin' each other around. Short, cuffing swipes taken at either breadbasket or opposing ears...girls just grinding away relaxed in a phone booth. Midway through, Missy jerks a TORRID right uppercut to Ali's chin in close...so short and tight many don't see it. BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Delayed reaction as Larter seems to rest on Missy for a moment, then she WILTS TO ALL FOURS! Peregrym mouthbreathing, walking to neutral corner with hands on hips...she's on empty, wincing when Ali BEATS THE COUNT AT 9! Deep breath Missy P: minute on the clock...she wades back in as Ali's sagging destitute in ropes; hook up top to loosen up the guard; pumping right to blonde breadbasket, bunching Ali up; short left uppercut to mouth, taken sleepily by Ali; short, shoving right to tummy; bigger, lustier hook to chin...Larter spills back into ropes all loose and hurt. Seconds left...Missy lowers her head swaying side to side as she hauls thick, thudding, lapping lefts and rights into Ali's muscular waist: stoic blonde girl cries out, eventually tying up around Missy's arms as Larter's legs look ready to go at bell!

R10: BRUTALITY! Battered vixens wade into each other, desperate to finish stronger. Heavy handed, slamming back and forth - both women fielding huge body shots and chin-toggling wallop up top. Larter making a bid to break Missy's will via churning rack-attack midway through - broken up by hooks as Missy buckles Ali's knees via tightly turned left hands. Slower pace than we've seen, but crushing leverage on each shot...fighters beat each other into stupor in a bid for victory. Bell: exhausted, busted up athletes totally drained when the verdict is announed: DRAW! They'll both need to dig just a little deeper as neither even considers accepting the verdict.

R11: Girls stumble-to - trading jabs body and head; Missy winning the exchange when her follow-on right hand turns Larter's chin aside. Ali hands stacked right atop left at chest outside...eyes dim, lips parted; Missy mouthbreathing, hands low as she shuffles to her left. Girls circling ragged...Ali steps in, dips her head - Missy flinches crossing arms against her body on reflex...Larter hops in close with the short left hook to chin! Crashing blast - Ali's legs and shoulders in behind that short shot as she basically jumps into Missy's jaw...blonde crowding close on follow through, bodying Missy backward...brunette stumbles over her heels and CRASHES TO HER BACK! Missy: eyebrows high, eyes closed, mouth open, hands palm-up around her head...it's over! KO11 in sudden-death fashion - Ali Larter!

After: Larter too drained to celebrate - just staring down at Missy's slumbering form, drinking in the sight. "When we get into 'last woman standing' territory," battered Ali says in postfight, eyes all swollen to slits, "I don't lose. I beat Missy sleepy, then cleaned her up with my hook...that's all there is to say. Ali Larter 2, Missy 0: I'm better, and when she wakes up, she better say that, or there's more where this came from! I want Jessica Biel! I don't accept her as pound-for-pound anything. Tonight, she wouldn't have gotten out of the 5th round against either of us, so don't tell me she's the best fighter in boxing!"