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13 December 2011 Alesha Dixon vs Laura Prepon

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BOXING AFTER DARK: MAIN EVENT

(BY SATELLITE FROM GREAT BRITAIN)

Posted by Ginny on 12/13/2011, 6:15 pm

Alesha Dixon (33 y/o, 5'7", 122#)vs. Laura Prepon (31 y/o, 5'10", 133#) by simgrrl(random number generated result)

Before: Alesha Dixon had been riding high after being named as Avon Cosmetic’s new ‘Beauty and Empowerment Ambassador’ but her tremendous ego suffered a setback earlier this month when she lost her bid for the BBU Bantamweight title to tough German fighting frau, Jessica Schwarz. Still, Alesha's always full of herself and this is no exception. She's already signed for a late December bout with Tulisa Contostavlos and she's predicting "an easy win" in that one so maybe it's not surprising that she signed to fight a big FCBA Welterweight, Laura Prepon. midway between the two fights. But as Dixon points out, "I inhabit the same rarefied atmosphere as other icons of beauty; women like Elizabeth Hurley, Charlize Theron and Catherine Zeta Jones. I'm just taking Prepon as a 'stay busy' fight; and because she's a more interesting workout than slamming around a bunch of no-hopers like the ones they give me for sparring partners."

Prepon flying the Atlantic and taking the fight on short notice in desperate hope of breaking her losing streak; the latest heartbreaking loss coming under the guns of young Abbie Cornish - who Prepon was favored to beat; having both size and experience advantages over the young Australian. But Prepon never got started and took a painful and humiliating beating from the younger blonde. That disappointment sent Laura into a 'funk' (and a long lay-off) which many predicted would end in her retirement. But after taking time to reflect, Prepon decided she just couldn't give up, especially not like that. So back to the gym she went...with renewed resolve, determined to bounce back. Laura also brought in new management since many pointed to the loss of her previous 'KimZ KruzherZ' leadership as beginning her slide into 'oblivion.' And how proud Laura resented the use of that term! In fact, that word alone had the power to raise Laura's defiance and bring her back into action.

So what did they do? Her new 'brain trust' got Prepon a fight with an 'unknown' British fighter even smaller than Abbie Cornish! The obvious plan is for a quick and overwhelming dominating performance to help Laura regain confidence - after all, her training and sparring was going well. Over Dixon, Prepon has several of inches of height and more than ten pounds in weight. Given how little anyone in the FCBA knew about her, perhaps it shouldn't have been surprising but Prepon said she was "surprised" to see that Alesha was not only Black, but also a former dancer. So much for Prepon's "brain trust."

Indeed, little is known of Dixon in North America, putting Laura at a disadvantage that was compounded by "some visa difficulties" and she ended up getting off her flight just three days ahead of the fight; barely having enough time to get used to the time change.

The fight is being held in the Globe Theatre, London, as part of the 2011 Shakespeare Festival. Boxing ring erected in the center of the circular theatre-in-the-round, giving it somewhat the ambiance of a Roman gladiatorial combat than the genteel, lady-like sport celebrity boxing has become in Great Britain thanks in part to the efforts of the promoter of tonight's fight - the legendary 'Welch Witch' - Catherine Zeta Jones. CZJ is not only the promoter, she's also MC and the in ring announcer as well as doing the colour commentary for the PPV broadcast.

In Dixon's corner are two of the most visible and famous names in British Isles Celebrity Boxing: Elizabeth Hurley and Kate Winslet. These two icons agreed to put aside any personal differences to 'show the flag' supporting the hometown girl against this Yank invader. Working as Alesha's trainer is her stablemate, and a former member of Dixon's singing group, the BBU welterweight powerhouse, Sabrina Washington!

Prepon's second is FCBA 'Golden Girl' Charlize Theron who in the days leading up to the fight has been more interested in promoting her new film, "Young Adult" than in preparing Prepon. Cat Bell was supposed to accompany Theron and do the actual strategizing, but her plans changed at the last minute when she got the chance to fight "the next Cat Bell"...Daniela Ruah in this weekend's FCBA PPV. For a woman of Bell's years, opportunities like that don't come along often and couldn't be ignored. Charlize found a last-minute replacement in young Jennifer Lawrence, a rising young star as an actress who had fought Dixon earlier this year. They picked up a local girl, Sienna Gillory, as a 'day hire' to round out Prepon's crew. Gillory was working out at the gym where Prepon trained and, as she's about the same size as Alesha whom she mimicked for Prepon in her brief training.

Dixon wearing her all-black one-piece; Washington in black trousers and a white, man-tailored, Oxford, shirt; Hurley and Winslet both in shimmery silver mini's with stockings and suspenders (quite a 'tarty' look for the 'older women'!)
Prepon in a soft, knit, cream string bikini; Theron and Lawrence braless under thin 'wife beater' tee-shirts and short-shorts showing fine legs. Gillory with conservative dark trousers and white shirt similar to Washington's.
Referee for this fight, Dame Helen Mirren! There's no shortage of Oscar winners in and about the ring as Cate Blanchett, Marion Cotillard and Emma Thompson are also seated at ringside; and dressed to the nines!

During R1: Laura pacing nervously before the bell, but starts off like a house afire, applying a lot of pressure from the jump; wanting to get off to a good start by showing the crowd - and smaller Dixon - who's the boss right from the opening bell. Prepon comes out throwing bombs, getting on top of Alesha fast, hard and early. Dixon under duress, fighting back stubbornly, but getting overwhelmed by the sheer non-stop volume and big-woman power of Laura who uses her height, weight and bigger body to force Dixon to back up. Alesha desperate, fighting for her life; sliding sideways along the ropes in a low crouch. A big right connects and there's a look of hurt on the pretty Black beauty's face as she's rattled butt-first backward into her own corner! Laura stepping with her, pounding away to the body and head with both fists!
Dixon doing her utmost to rebuild her battered defenses in the best English tradition; fighting Prepon on the beaches; then after she's driven back, re-establishing a position in the fields; then again the streets but ever backstepping under the heavy, two-fisted, blonde bombardment. Laura's power is carrying the day, but Alesha manages, every now and then, land a couple of solid blows to the blonde's lush body; but the ones she gets in return nearly put her down again and she's forced to clinch. Mirren, after glancing to Zeta-Jones for guidance, let's 'em grapple for a time and it's not 'til Prepon lifts Dixon and folds her over the top rope that Dame Helen finally moves in to separate them.
Laura relentlessly coming forward, but breathing hard; probably from a combination of her own exertion and Alesha's body work. Alesha's still retreating under duress but the pace of both has slowed, though at the bell the smaller Black woman is again stuffed back in a corner, looking ragged, as Laura uses her big body to keep Alesha pinned until Mirren comes to rescue her.

Prepon back to her corner where Charlize Theron is on her cell-phone, finalizing details of her up-coming appearance on Graham Norton's show. Jennifer Lawrence meets Laura with a slap on the back and Gillory gives her a nod of approval.
Catherine Zeta-Jones up onto the ring apron in Dixon's corner, berating Hurley and Winslet for "your fighter's pathetic performance" but avoiding Sabrina Washington; giving the tough Empire welter the space and time she needs to deal with Alesha on her own terms.

R2: Prepon's feeling it! She's bouncing on her toes in her corner before the bell; striding purposely forward right at Dixon who backs up as the bigger blonde steps in and whips a short, chopping left that stuns the smaller Black beauty. Dixon digs down, stubbornly standing her ground (earning a cheer from the partisan crowd), then bowing her head to work inside under Prepon's looping left; stepping to her right to pound her right into Prepon's left kidney. Girls eschewing style for power in the early going; both hammering the others body with wicked, straight-driving, blows. Check hook by Dixon puts a shimmy in Prepon's thighs and for the first time in the fight, the big blonde looks human! A leap-in overhand, right rocks Laura back on her heels and only the ropes against her back may have kept her on her feet! Stunning turnaround for Dixon as Prepon grabs her Dixon up high, clinching, wrapping the slighter girl up and bogging her down! Alesha busy, digging to Prepon's paunch; bending her knees to come up inside with flat-footed power. Prepon throwing Dixon back by the shoulders and turning into powerful short blows, driving the slender brunette backward across the ring, re-establishing her dominance. Both women panting at the halfway point; showing the effects of the hard body punching that's taking a toll on both. Dixon showing superior footwork; slip-sliding around Prepon; turning the corners to either side; forcing the bigger, heavier, woman to move her feet...and, suddenly, things get a lot easier for Dixon! Alesha managing the fight better now, whipping her left up into Prepon's face, step-stepping away to escape the return fire. Dixon's certainly not dominating the fight by any means, but she's clearly stopped the momentum Prepon had built with her overwhelming performance in the opening round! Dixon not really hurting Prepon, but she definitely has her attention as she keeps circling and banging away at that long, soft, torso. Alesha's not known for her 'jugg muggery' but Laura's assets have caught her eye and Alesha's never been shy about letting a girl know when she appreciates her...although from Prepon's expression it's pretty clear she isn't enjoying the Dusky Demon's attention one whit! Round ends with Dixon shoe-shining Prepon's bra top, then spinning away to dance circles around the big blonde who simmers with a glaring stare at Dixon's bounding bubble backside!

R3: Start of the third finds both seeming to want to take a break, not surprising - considering the blistering pace of the first two rounds - but Laura's still coming forward. But she's finding Dixon harder to locate and she's missing many, if not most of her punches. Dixon seems to be content to pound the body, then either dance away or wrap Laura up in a sort of wrestling embrace, then waltz around the ring cuffing and punching to either flank in tight. The crowd growing restless, as neither seems to want to engage, until Alesha suddenly shoves her big foe back and CRACKS her across the lips with her hardest, cleanest, punch of the round! Prepon stunned, backs away and Alesha switches over to offense as she goes hard to Laura's suspect mid-section! Prepon doesn't seem to want to slug anymore and tries to use jabs to back Alesha off but it's not working. Prepon missing with most of her jabs and Alesha walks through the others. Laura looks exhausted and panicky as she's forced to back up; seeming confused and discouraged as the body damage adds up.
For the first time, at the close of a round it's Prepon laying in the ropes and Dixon opening up; a big right connects with the blonde's face and her knees buckle at the bell.... Laura trudging slow to her corner while Dixon seems to be celebrating, feeling she's taken over the fight. Prepon stares down at the mat as she shuffles morosely to her stool where Charlize looks up and says something, then dials her cellphone, leaving Lawrence and Gillory to pick up the pieces.

R4: Dixon smiling in her corner as she looks across the ring at Prepon who is bent over; elbows on knees; chest heaving; struggling to get her breath. Prepon pushed up off her stool, gloves at her chin; Dixon constantly circling, pek-pek-pekking away at Prepon whose frustration has increased exponentially as the minutes tick by and she still can't get her hands on Dixon. Alesha doing a little shuffle, then teeing off on Prepon once again; rocking her back with a left/right combo, then turning around Laura's left shoulder and clocking her on the left ear before she whirls away grinning. Prepon angrily stomps after Dixon, throwing from long range, but she's unable to catch the little Black minx. English crowd loving the show; surprised by Dixon's success and apparent dominance of a taller, heavier, blonde. Laura, forced to take risks, suffers for it when Dixon suddenly reverses direction and slams a hard left into Prepon's belly. The big blonde stops in her tracks wide-eyed, mouth gaping. CRACK! Dixon snaps a right to the face that sends Prepon careening back out of control. Back-on-ropes, Prepon covers up; earmuffing; giving Dixon the initiative! Alesha shuffling her feet, working inside Prepon's long-armed reach; tearing up her torso with both hands; driving her fists into Laura's belly. Prepon's defenses breaking down as Dixon goes 'all in'! Alesha with the left on Prepon's shoulder, lunging forward into a huge up-from-the-knees uppercut! Big head snap and Prepon's knees unhinge, then she crumples to her butt and sits back into the ropes, her left elbow over the middle strand keeping her sitting upright. Dixon turns away with arms raised, shaking her hips and ass, then swivel-hips to a neutral corner like a stripper working a customer. Prepon, badly shaken, struggles to her feet shaking her head. After checking her out, the referee waves to Dixon who is so busy mugging for the fans at ringside she doesn't see it and has to be told by one of her fans the fights still on! Dixon turns, shakes her head as if to say, "Duh!" then hurries over to Prepon who sags back against the ropes with her gloves at her head. Dixon surges into the blonde who doesn't punch back or try to clinch, just slumps with her butt in the ropes as Alesha Dixon pounds her up and down with both fists. Dixon manages to pry open Prepon's defenses and slams lefts and rights to the face as Prepon slowly slides down the ropes, then her legs switch off and she tumbles sideways on her right hip, arms folded in front of her, her legs stretched out limp under her. Dixon stares down at her, then tosses her head and struts away. It's clear to Alesha, as it is to everyone else, that Prepon isn't getting up! KO4 Alesha Dixon.

After: Lawrence and Gillory scramble into the ring, Lawrence elbowing aside Dixon who is posing over Prepon's insensate form, grinning down at her, lifting her head gently as Gillory applies an ice compress to Prepon's ruddy face. Standing on the ring apron, Theron with her cellphone, snapping photos of the scene in the ring to email to Cat Bell with a text saying, "Good thing you skipped this debacle. Good luck v Ruah." Then, while Lawrence/Gillory struggle to get Prepon upright, Theron calls Graham Norton's people and tells them, "I'm available earlier than expected...if you want to meet over drinks; discuss my appearance...or anything."

Catherine Zeta Jones flashes a bit of thigh as she hikes up her dress to climb through the ropes, then calls Alesha over to the microphone while Prepon's limp body is set slumping onto her stool, her back against the turnbuckles.

"While we're waiting for Laura to join us for the official announcement," Catherine tells the crowd and the viewers, "I'll interview Ms. Dixon. Tell me Alesha, all those big ideas you had a few weeks ago for stripping Jessica Schwarz naked, spanking her, making her kiss her feet and I think you also mentioned 'leashing her like a dog and walking her around the auditorium'..." Dixon blushed at the reminder, but then her eyes flashed angrily at CZJ. "You didn't announce any such plans for Laura Prepon ahead of the bout, but now that you've won, having any thoughts along those lines?"

Dixon grinned as she caught the wink Catherine threw her. "Well, now that you mention it..." Alesha said. "...BRING IT OUT GIRLS!"

Everyone turned around to see several of Dixon's stablemates were coming down the aisle with one of those suddenly very popular 'body saddles' plus a bridle, riding crop, a heavy wooden paddle and a leather dog collar and leash. A loud cheer went up as everyone edged to the front of their seats, cameras at the ready.

Catherine calls over to Charlize and Jennifer Lawrence and orders them to, "Bring your fighter over here so I can make the result official. I want to be sure the photographers get a picture of me between these two gallant gladiatrixes."

Theron and Zeta Jones square off as CZJ drags out the announcement, forcing Prepon to stand dazed, head bowed, waiting. While Dixon's minions prepare the body saddle, Lawrence turns to lead Prepon back to her corner but Hurley grabs Jen's wrist and drags Laura back; forcing her to stand beside the shorter Black woman when the result becomes official...because it makes a great publicity photo for Dixon!

Gillory had long since departed, figuring - rightly - her paycheck only covered her participation in the fight.

Charlize slapped Hurley's hand away from Lawrence, wedged herself in between Hurley, Winslet and Zeta-Jones and informed the MC/Announcer in no uncertain terms, "This is B*LLSH*T Catherine! You don't make a knocked out fighter stand around waiting for the announcement, and we SURE AS H-E-DOUBLE TOOTHPICKS never agreed to this crapola about saddles, paddles and dog leashes. It's not how we do things in the good old USA!"

Catherine huffily drew herself up to her full height, still an inch less than Theron even with her heels; raised the microphone to her lips so everyone could hear, then imperiously sniffed, "Well, MISS THERON, you are NOT in the USofA; you're in the United Kingdom. HERE, our girls are taught from youth to take their medicine like a lady...even when it includes the cane, the paddle, or a dog collar. AND...as I recall...you yourself have never had any compunction about saddling up a beaten opponent on the odd occasion and taking her for a cantor about the ring!"

That commend got a huge guffaw from the crowd...followed by loud jeers and whistles when Charlize's face turned bright red with embarrassment!

Still dazed and groggy, Prepon leaned on Lawrence's shoulder as she turned to look, imploringly, to Charlize in hopes she would get her out of the fix she found herself. Charlize did what she could.

"There will be NO stripping and no way I allow my fighter to kiss anyone's feet, that's for DAMM sure!" Charlize huffed and puffed. "You want to put the gloves on, Catherine? Cause that's something I'd love to fight you over!" The crowd, having been deprived of another 5 or 6 rounds of boxing, seemed all in favor of seeing Catherine Zeta-Jones and Charlize Theron "doff their kit" and "lace 'em up" to give each other - and the Marquis of Queensbury - a bit of a go, as it were.

But that's when Sabrina Washington, who had been standing silently off to one side, stepped in and poked her finger in Theron's chest, tightening her tight, white, sheer, tee-shirt across her unfettered bosom. "Pick on somebody your own size and age, Theron!" she purred, leaning forward to ensure the microphone Catherine held in her shaking hand picked up every word. "I'm standing right here and I'm available. What say you and me strip down and get it on, eh? You win, you take your lot and hoof it back to your hotel....but if I win..." she paused dramatically.

"...then we strip the lot of you; saddle, paddle and collar you all and have a grand old time parading you all around the ring, up and down the aisles and then out into the street, across the mall and up to my hotel where we can 'party the night away'. What say, old girl, you up for a bit o' a party with the likes o' me?"

At ringside, Cate Blanchett had leaned forward so far, she slid out of her seat and landed heavily on her butt on the floor. Not that anyone noticed, so focused were they on Theron's facial expression which showed both her shock and dismay at having her bluff called!

A grinning Alesha grabs Prepon by the elbow, whirls her around and then grabs her in a bearhug; her hands at Laura's back, snagging the waistband of Prepon's bikini bottom and slowly inching it downward...and downward...until both globes of Prepon's glutes are exposed! The crowd is murmuring excitedly...hardly able to believe the smaller Black woman is able to manhandle the bigger blonde so easily. Prepon puts her hands on Alesha's shoulders and tries to shove her away, but Hurley quickly steps in, grabs Prepon's elbows and levers her arms backward. Alesha skims Laura's bikini bottom down to her knees, then stands and gives Laura's face a playful slap.

"Turn her around," she says to Hurley who quickly complies.

Hurley and Winslet each holding an arm, the two bend Prepon forward, forcing her bum back and out. Dixon walks around her, studying her exposed bottom; running her hand over the smooth, soft, skin. Then she takes the heavy wooden paddle from (name) and swings it a couple of times; testing it. Then she rears back and....
(swissssssh) SPLAAAAAAT! "YEOOOOOOWWW my gawd...."

Prepon flies forward, sprawling on all fours as she's propelled out of Winslet and Hurley's clutches. As she reaches around to rub her butt cheeks, the two women hurriedly grab her arms and stretch them straight out, forcing her to bend forward on her knees with her arse raised up high in the air.

Charlize has seen enough! She lunges forward, slamming her hands into Hurley and Winslet's chests, thrusting them backward onto their bottoms; their legs flying up in the air as the roll onto their backs with stunned, disbelieving, looks on their faces!

As Theron steps forward, Jones instinctively jumps in and tries to stop her, but Theron turns into a short, crisp, right that KO's Jones and as she drops limp on her back; arms and legs akimbo, Alesha raises the paddle and threatens Theron, saying "I'll decapitate you, you b###h!"

Charlize asks if Alesha wants to fight her and she says, "Damm right I do!"

Theron smirks, "Well...then I guess I can add your name to the list."

But then Washington steps up behind Alesha, puts her hand on her shoulder and eyes Charlize menacingly. "Ready when you are CT," she says evenly, her meaning couldn't be more clear.

Charlize hesitates, then quickly helps Lawrance scrape Prepon up from where she's fallen. With Lawrence's help, the two of them scurry off, obviously not willing to risk a confrontation with Washington...especially when they're outnumbered two to one by Dixon, Hurley, CZJ and Winslet...since Prepon's clearly in no shape to lend a hand.

It was an ignominious ending to the evening: Prepon being (literally) carried between Theron and Lawrence out of the Globe, thrown into a taxicab and whisked straight to Heathrow for an early morning flight back to the safety of Hollywood!!