Posted by Simguy on 9/17/2004, 7:03 am.

Before: Lean, sinewy gamin-girls, Paris logging more pro rounds thus far, but ha never distinguished herself as anything more than a sleek punching bag. Decesare slugging her way up from the Playboy mills—she’s in shape, she’s got some length, but can she fight? “Everything we’ve seen on Carmella says she’s a work in progress,” says on Celebrity Ring pundit. “Unnamed Playmates say she’s very meanspirited, and she’s proven to be the most hated woman in the WWE diva search—it’ll be interesting to see if she can back up her rep with her fists.” Pam Anderson, Heather Locklear et al said to be interested in coming out of retirement to box Carmella if she proves to be for real—Decesare in position to cash in, pending performance. Carmella in yellow setting sun-motif bikin ala HMK photo reference—Paris in pink Playboy crop tshirt, white bunny loho, pink bikinbi bottoms, messy ponytail, Girls standing around during instructions holding their hands up like their wearing oven mitts—nobody too comfortable.

During R1: Spirited, sloppy stuff, Paris dropping her left to her thigh to shove right hands into Carmella’s tits, then dropping the right to push the left—she’s punching like those gloves weigh 20 pounds each. Carmella a little savvier—prowling to her right, judging distance on flat feet, weaving her torso back. She also carries the left low, but she’ll pick it up to paw at Paris’ face, screening the blonde for big spearing right hands on the chin. Wild trade in right hands—Paris’ head knocking back, ruining her pushy blows—Carmella focused, driving in with rights to the face while riding her left on her thigh—series of connects bumps Paris off balance and sits her down all blinking and shook at the ropes. Big smile Carmella—she casually steps on Paris’ inner right thigh while cruising past—drawing a cry of outrage. Eager 8 Paris—she gets right back to slugging and promptly gets the worst of it—Carmella left ties up around Paris’ right elbow to hobble the blonde for some pumping right hands flat to taut midsection. Hilton all stiff, butt back, face strained as Carmella bumps blonde belly with curling, lanky chug—Decesare drifting low with those rights to paralyze her girls and draw the fight’s first warnings “Keep’em up, Carmella!” Time winding down—Hilton staggering away—Carmella walking her down, pawing the left, slinging the right—brunette just can’t miss Paris’ blubbering face as heiress is battered to the ropes. Hilton cringing as Carmella deliberately thumbs the right eye, then helpless blonde covers up as brunette applies the lash. Carmella’s form falling apart as she gets excited about a vulnerable Paris—wide, lashing wallops lick and stroke away on trembling blonde’s left side., PLUNGING home that cheap elbow-tip to the sternum. Hilton sobbing aloud, sagging into ropes: Carmella bursting with pride at the cheap shot—SMUG!

R2: Girls drop their lefts top lean into slender-limbed rights—again it’s Carmella banging away to her heart’s content. Paris missing, getting bashed—she’s off balance, turning her head away from the punishment while waving right hands at Carmella—Decesare getting her weight going forward and coaxing some leverage out of that wiry frame. Hilton bashed to the ropes, covers up: Decesare with the left at Paris’ shoulder, stabilizing the blonde for more curling, bumping work to golden-brown breadbasket and neon pink trunks. Hilton clinches hurt—Carmella shoulder-bumps Hilton’s mouth, then turns to get a tidy elbow smash across the blonde’s brow. Hilton thrown back into the ropes, knees buckling and Decesare releases the hounds! Carmella’s lips pulled back, feet wide—she’s punching righty while riding the left on her thigh, punching lefty while crazy-low right, often doubling and tripling up on either hand. More a bumping impact than real heavy contact, but punches are getting through, Paris shook up, not answering back and THE REF JUMPS IN!

After: Decesare strutting sultry, dark eyes blazing: Paris busted up, sobbing in her trainer’s arms. Carmella roughing the heiress up, seems to have knack for getting some snap on her long right hands—Paris tossing a similar LOOKING punch but without the same effects. Carmella makes a statement, hauling a badly rattled Paris Hilton out for a slutty walk of shame, drawing cat-calls and boos upon which brunette seems to thrive.

Reposted by Archer 12/7/09.