Rhona Mitra vs Candice Accola

The crowd masses towards the main entrances to the arena for another fight night. Yet it’s the VIP entrance that draws the largest crowd as this is The Asylum. Limousines jockey for position to get their precious cargo as close to the entrance as possible.

Meanwhile inside celebrities like former FCBA fighters Demi Moore and Kelly Lynch find seats ringside along with the media as Nancy O’Dell settles into her own announcer’s seat. The tall blonde turns and checks out the sky boxes and smiles. They are chock full which means the night will be full of excitement. She does a sound check with the production crew and her fellow announcers Jenny McCarthy and Tess Valmore. The three have been nicknamed “girls in gowns” because of their rather revealing wardrobe choices for past asylums and tonight is no exception.

“Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another Asylum brought to you by Wiz Productions, a leader in all things Wiz and Tasty Cakes. Mmmmm mmm gotta luv that crème filling! Let me introduce my fellow announcers. Besides me is the always glamorous Jen McCarthy and our field reporter tonight is the sultry Tess Valmore. Jen our first fight tonight is an interesting one with a couple of vampires squaring off. From that offbeat suburb, The Vampire Diaries’ Candice Accola up against a sexy one from a dark underworld and The Gates, Rhona Mitra.

McCarthy: “Thanks Nance. You’ve got to give Candice Accola credit for fighting a bigger more muscular fighter like Mitra. She’s going to have to get on her bicycle and use her length to stay out of harm’s way. Rhona seems like another in a long line of Bazz over muscled plodders.”

Tess: “Ugh McCarthy are you talking about the club that has Cassie Scerbo, Jill Wagner, Olivia Wilde, Alana De La Garza and Bridget Regan?”

McCarthy: “Yeah that joint.”

O’Dell: “Um Jen I believe that Tess was proving a point. She just ticked off five of the quickest fighters in the league within their respective weight classes.”