Posted by simguy 9-17-05 (Thanks to Ginny for this repost)

Zeta J taking the unusual step of fighting a bigger, stronger vixen - why the risk? "Because she's a Krusher," smirks Catherine in prefight, "and she stinks of fear right now. In my view, Kristanna Loken is the most vulnerable fighter in the FCBA today. Michelle Williams would knock her out and pose over her - so unfocused is poor Kristanna at the moment." Celebrity Ring weighs in on the odds, and CZJ's gamble: "Certainly Jones hits hard enough with the right hand to hurt a welterweight - she holds KOs over Jeri Ryan and Charlize Theron - but the question is: how durable will Jones be against such a physical powerhouse as Kris still is? Catherine's going to be coming in paunchy for this fight - probably the heaviest she's been since her pregnancy - and we think that could be a mistake: it basically commits her to knocking Kris out." Charlize Theron vocal in the press in weeks leading up: "I want to see a good clean fight," warns Theron, "none of her (Catherine's) BS. I have every confidence in the world that Loken will lay Jones out and carry our flag high at welterweight." CZJ in red bikini, Kris Loken in black lace push up and boy cut panties.

R1: Loken tentative, operating behind the jab. Catherine cute, showing the left shoulder, ducking down, sliding back, luring Loken forward and making her give up her height. First minute butterflies gone, Kris starts to lean into right hands, trying to slide 'em in over Jone's left shoulder - Catherine deliberately leaving her left hand low to prompt right hands from Loken, in order to counter in kind. Dangerous cat and mouse - Jones luring Loken all around the ring - 2:15 Kris misses a right, brings her hands back low and eats a smearing right cross as Jones steps in, turns and jams it home! Wobble-step Loken - then KRIS TAKES A KNEE AT THE ROPES! Kristanna stunned, sideways to the apron - she lifts her left forearm up in reflex to push against Jones' straining tummy as CATHERINE BELTS AWAY CHEAP RIGHT HANDS! Jones jamming short rights to the ear, jaw over Loken's shoulder - poor Kris staring, stunned on her knee, gobbling heinous wallop as the ref FINALLY pulls Jones away. Delay gives a shaken Loken time to stand - she's reeling wide eyed at the ropes, gloves at her lips for 8. ON COMES JONES! CZJ jabbing at Loken's face to get those gloves up, then driving straight to the body courtesy the right hand, mopping up trunks with a big, splashing left. Spanking low blow doubles Loken over with a low groan: Jones happily treats herself to kidney with flailing, side to side party-punches. Loken's knees buckling as she desperately tries to rally - Charlize standing up out of her seat howling in outrage. Bell: Krishumming, brutalized, keeping her hands up dumb at her face; Jones smouldering, surveying the hurt.

R2: Jones a bit more territorial this round - moving at Kris initially, then fading back - brunette's ploy all about getting Loken to walk into punches. Kris stepping shaky - she's walking on her heels, pushing her jab and JONES LANDS THE PULL COUNTER! Catherine waiting in her close stance, rolling Loken's jab, then opening up to drill blonde chin as Krissy's loading up her right - Loken put wobbly butt - not taking the punches well - she staggers into the ropes, face in gloves. Jones hopping in, driving that straight right hard amidships, greasing Loken's stomach with the right shoulder on follow through, then dig-digging that hook to crotch in close. Ref at a bad angle: all he sees is Catherine's pale, shiny back humping up and down as she reefs short lefts to the body. Loken gurgling, eyelashes fluttering - she tries to tie up around the arms, but Jones wriggles free, brushes Loken back with a jab in the mouth and stakes ALL on a rocketing right to chin. Head swivel Kris Loken - hands at her waist, eyes dreamy - she shifts a quarter turn to her right, then collapses onto her back parallel at the ropes OUT COLD! Kristanna laid out in stupor yet again - KO2 in spectacular fashion, Catherine Zeta Jones.

After: It's official - Kris Loken's confidence must be shattered - she's just not shaking off punches the way a big woman should, laying down for one and all in boxing's most agonizing chin-slump. Jones strutting the ring, rounded tummy, tits and buttocks all jiggling happily - it's one of the biggest KO's she's ever scored. Poor Kris distraught, whimpering on her stool - she just can't comprehend her own collapse. Gets worse as greedy Zeta J stomps on over for an extra helping - pulling a blubbering Loken to her feet and parading her out for a walk of shame. Loken's left arm around Jones' shoulders; Catherine's right sturdy around the hips - grinning, insufferable brunette stepping woozy, teary-eyed blonde around the ring and LINGERING at the Krusher bench, letting proud blondes get a good long look at the