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Posted by simguy 8-7-04, 9;17 am.  (Thanks to Ginny for this repost)

Cold-cocking of Loken getting a lot of press - Nolin unrepentant despite heavy fines amounting to dozens if not hundreds of dollars and a sit-down before the full board of directors of the FCBA grand council - Gena just wants to finish what she started. "Ever since she got here, Kristanna's been pampered and spoon-fed," grouses the champ. "I worked my tale off on the beach, fighting extras on Baywatch, fighting in studio backlots, fighting overseas - and I NEVER got the breaks this kid's gotten. That all ends with this fight - this time, Kris is going to pay her dues. I'm talking about a beating ladies and gentlemen - a beating as only Gena Lee Nolin can dish, and I'm serving it up special for Kristanna." Loken non-plussed, but uncharacteristically ruffled - cold-cocking incident really getting under Kris' skin - she's pretty anxious to get a little of that back on Gena. "Oh for sure," admits Kris, "I want the knock out. I want her out cold on her back - helpless the way she made me helpless. If that's a mistake, so be it, but I'm not boxing this chick - I'm fighting her, and I'm taking her out." Nolin in baby white seal pelt bikini top, grey lynx bikini bottoms, chinchilla boxing moccasins, punching pigtails, coming to the ring in winged chariot drawn by a team of glistening body builders with Ride of the Valkyries blaring - Loken in ivory bikini, rolling her eyes at the time wasted on Nolin's extravagant entrance.

Rd 1: LOKEN'S HURT! Gena with that lunge-in, delayed overhand right pulled tight over the top catches Loken flush off the face - Kris spends the whole first minute just trying to find her legs. Nolin bundling Loken to ropes and getting beef on her - Gena using her forearm against Kris' throat, head hard under the eyes, palms cheap above the hips to soften up the kidneys and even cheaper forearm smashes to the ribs inside as girls brawl in the clinch. Final minute - Nolin stepping out to work Loken over big-girl, conventional style - swinging lefts and rights ham-handed off the biceps and shoulders of Kris - Loken open mouthed, covering up, just accepting the beat-down to get out of the round. Gena grinning, hands high, strutting - Loken getting splashed with water and revived after a tumultuous first.

Rd 2: Loken showing stamina - shaking off torment to battle back like a professional. Kris using the jab from outside and lateral movement to keep Gena moving her feet, then sliding in to crowd Nolin to prevent her from extending or looping punches. Good in and out - Loken turning Gena in the grasp, pushing her off, being the boss in there this round.

Rd 3: Nolin's got that overhand right singing tonight - she connects on Loken's temple to get Krusher beauty baby-stepping again in the first minute. Gena reaching under Kris' arms, bodying up and walking Loken to ropes - constant grind of elbows, forehead, forearms and palms as Nolin writhes and mauls in the clinch. Loken pressed awkwardly against the ropes, showing her left side as she doubles forward - Gena rides a forearm on the upper back, leaning all her weight on, digging right hands thick to the hip and in behind that elbow. Ref tugging beauties apart, issues warnings to G for what amounts to holding and hitting. Gena doing a good job as a flat footed gun platform down the stretch, shelling Loken along the ropes with long jabs and thumping right hands, then clobbering away side to side to beat Kristanna's arms. Loken subjected to true big woman tactics this round - getting a good pulsing rubdown through 3. (Slow-mo replay during the break - G upright, working a covered-up Loken over at the ropes: Nolin's stupid, workmanlike expression as she pulls ham into Loken's hard biceps, nudging Kris this way and that with the side to side wallop.)

Rd 4: Loken finds Gena with a sensational right cross early, putting the champ on her heels - follows up with rich, thick body blows - rights and lefts - to back big blonde to the ropes. Kris showing she can plant and slug with the best of the big - getting her shoulder low to prop blubbering G up, then going to town on that waist. Loken keeping her elbows in, punching nice and tight, systematically belting away on all things Gena in a non stop clobber of side to side leather. Nolin reeling, leaning back into the ropes, crossing her arms, then covering up earmuff - she just doesn't know what to do. Loken really opening up in the final minute - hurting Nolin with baseball bat straight arm lefts against the ribs, rocking Nolin the right uppercut, pushing up and bullying on Nolin as G slumps at the ropes. Kris hard-eyed at the bell as Gena's sniveling with hurt - Loken's turn to lift her mitts, posting a 10-8 without a knockdown for sheer bell to bell domination.

Rds 5-6: Girls swap rounds as both get conservative, looking to grind the other down while taking the fewest possible chances. Gena showing good big woman skills - a heavy single jab to the chest, getting her body on Kris and walking her around, wide right roundhouses to the waist and hip and a ham-handed bashing of Loken's arms. GLN also deliberately riding her guard into Kris, smearing her sideways at the ropes, doubling her over, then leaning on Loken's upper back in order to plug beefy right hands into that vulnerable left flank. Loken pushing back on Gena, not wanting to let Nolin walk forward brazen, splattering G with tasty combos head and body, stepping out and using the ring to make Nolin move those clumsy feet. Close, competitive stanzas - maybe Nolin's beef prevails in the fifth, maybe Loken dictates pace in the sixth.

Rd 7: Girls battle big to a draw. Loken willfully getting cheek by jowl with Nolin, determined to body up and stand her ground. Brawny arms writhing and tugging at each other, wrapping up, holding and hitting. Open mouths tired on brawny shoulders, hands tieing up behind opposing elbows, holding the opponent snug. Girls in a mutual embrace all round long - sloppy stuff as punches are packed blind into trembling bodies, ref working hard to issue breaks and warnings.

Rd 8: Ref pushing big beauties apart to break a clinch and NOLIN LANDS A CHEAP RIGHT HAND! Punching on the break - a Nolin trademark - Loken caught cheap and flush and KRIS SPRAWLS TO HER BACK! Gena too proud of herself, hopping giddy to a neutral corner as Kris is laid out - Loken nearly out, struggling to roll to her side and get to her feet - she barely beats the count for the shakiest of 8s. ON COMES GENA! Nolin tackling Kris into the ropes, making her feel every ounce of Gena-beef and then OH, the punching. Kris: open mouthed, fluttery eyed, hanging on. Gena: head grinding under Loken's chin, arms reaching under Kristanna's pushing away the guard, fists helping themselves to tender ribcage and ransacked gut. Trunk punching? You bet - Gena shoving in short, brutal punches and immediately bodying up to obscure the atrocities - only evidence is Loken's tortured groans and exhausted protests as she sinks woozy into the ropes. Loken savaged, but too proud to quit - she makes it to the bell... and takes a late, cheap right hand across the chops as Nolin draws more warnings.

Rd 9: Loken ramshackle, weak-kneed - Nolin deliberately bodying up to walk Kris to the ropes, making her take on weight. Gena headlocking, slumping Kris forward, riding a forearm on her back to push her to her knees - exhausted Krusher gamely struggling up but she's being swamped, bullied by a master. Midway through, Nolin pressing up to drape Kris on the ropes, gets a tasty left hand clout short across the mouth, turns back with an equally short right hand and LOKEN'S HURT! Kris out on her feet, mouth open on Gena's shoulder as she reaches longingly around Nolin's waist - G able to jump back and twist to get Loken sprawling face first on the canvas. Another agonizing rise from certain defeat as Loken gathers herself - she's all blinking, hands at her chest, mouth open at Ref shouts out 8. Gena wading in, licking her lips at the sight of vulnerable Kris and Nolin helps herself: big, bashing swings to the arms and flanks - pulverizing stuff - Loken skidding along the ropes forlorn, but still too proud to quit. Bell sounds...Nolin lays in a late right hand clean across the mouth as Loken stares into it - ref all over Gena for that one, nagging the champ back to her corner.

R10: Gena breathing hard - she's done everything she can to stop Loken, but Kris has soaked it up and kept on coming. Boozy clinches - girls falling into each other's arms, mutual muscular effort to get on top at the ropes. Fight tumbles along the perimeter - girls trembling with exhaustion, pulling and tugging on each other. Loken able to palm Gena's hips or ribs and push her body back to get a little punching room - forcing Nolin to work when she just wants to clinch. 10th comes back a groggy, heavy handed draw - fight comes back UD10 for the winner and STILL middleweight queen: Gena Lee Nolin!

After: Nolin turns back her number one contender, giving Loken one of the worst beatings of her career in the bargain. Kris puffy, downcast, visibly achy-bodied - Nolin landing the bombs early made it a slugfest the rest of the way. Loken courageous in duking it out, but it really wasn't fought on her terms - Gena's irrepressible in victory. "I'm the best blonde in boxing. I'm the best big woman in boxing. I'm the hottest hottie in boxing. Want some? Get some - big Gena ain't going anywhere girls! I don't want to hear anymore speculation - Gena Lee Nolin is the most dominant woman in the FCBA - bar NONE!" She's not even NEAR finished a truly astonishing rant - but you get the picture.