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12 November 2004 Lucy Liu vs Jaime Pressly

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Posted 11/12/04 by Simguy. (Thanks to Ginny for this repost)

Liu pushed hard when Pressly was champ, but hasn't been pounding the table for a contender's match with Jaime - Krusher blonde the one who's made the concessions to get ink on paper. "It tells me Liu's not confident," Jaime shrugs. "I've been fighting hard bouts, winning and defending titles - she's been sulking and frittering away her talent. I'm not hard to find - any girl wants a beating, I'm a phone call away, but when I lost the belt it was like Liu had fallen off the face of the planet. When you're confident - you fight. When you're shot, you try and negotiate your way into title fights and I'm calling Liu's bluff." Lucy a threatening menace who's name alone merits ranking, but pundits curious to see if she's the same fighter after all this time on the shelf. Pressly in silver bikini - Liu in black push up, leopard print boy cut trunks, low ponytail.

Rd 1: Liu in her familiar Naseem Hamed stance, hands low, looking to leap in on Pressly - Jaime's seen the tapes. Pressly hanging back, sliding out, forcing Lucy to come forward and dare the blonde's stinging jab. Liu scuffed up, rejected as she mounts several slashing rushes with mixed results - Pressly using her legs, ring to diffuse Asian charges. At the bell - Jaime winking to nervous KruZher paymasters at ringside: blonde oozing confidence after a clinical first.

Rd 2: Pressly slide-stepping back, drawing Liu in - blonde finds paydirt with a slinging check hook on the jaw, sending Liu sputtering to her left. Pressly pouncing, slicing sidearm lefts and rights with murderous zip - punches POUNDING off skull, face and shoulders as Liu reels. Slinging hail of murderous blows bludgeons Lucy senseless and SENDS HER DOWN!! Liu on her back, right wrist at her forehead as she lies still and stunned - it's OVER!!! KO2 in devastating fashion - Jaime Pressly!

After: Liu tender, on her back, awake but unmoving - Pressly a prancing, ring-rope jumping, chest thumping maniac as she blows the doors off a shopworn former terror. "I think we just saw a nail driven into the coffin of Liu's reputation," says one BLONDE! mag Pressly jug-hugger. "She's got to fight rounds, be busier and get sharp - Lucy Liu can't just dictate to flyweight fighters anymore."