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17 January 2012 Kaley Cuoco vs Laura Vandervoort

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Posted by simguy on 1/17/2012, 11:18 am

BEFORE: Hard feelings in the wake of Glau/Vandervoort - Kaley and Laura frequently separated during promo-stops as tempers run hot. "Laura was an absolute witch to Summer," Kaley says, eyes blazing. "There's competing, then there's tearing at a girl without a shred of pity or respect, and Laura crossed the line in that fight. All I can say is, what goes around, comes around Lor. and you got Kaley Cuoco comin' 'round now...and you're going to pay!" Laura frowny/pouty in rebuttal - totally unrepentant for Summer. "Summer got what Summer deserved," Laura says all fierce at podium. "You guys don't understand - and Kaley certainly doesn't understand - what it's like to look the way I do, and be in fighting competition with other women. Girls love - they LOVE - to hurt and beat me. Everyone always comes at me full bore - every minute of every fight - just because I'm a pretty blonde girl. If you thought I was rough on Summer, just wait: I'm not going to hang back and let girls run at me - I'm taking the fight to them, and that includes Kaley Cuoco. I'm throwing Kaley on the same scrap heap I tossed Summer, and if Medallion doesn't back off, Piper's going to join the ranks of the trashed, too!" Kaley in black bikini; short ponytail with whispy bangs framing face; small black gloves; Laura in royal blue bikini with white floral design (Into the Blue 2); small white gloves; hair loose/straight/soft. Glaring, ill-tempered stare down - neither girl opting to touch gloves when asked.

STIRRING THE POT: BLONDE! Mag reports in weeks prior to fight that JESSICA BIEL has been offering covert support to Laura, even as MEW has been crossing enemy lines to offer tactical intel to Kaley! No comment from Jess, while MEW hotly, categorically denies the story...no proof to the allegations, but it certainly isn't a calming factor going in.

During R1: Laura: right at chin; left pinging jabs, then snapping off short, palm-down, clip-across hooks: Kaley bobbing and weaving under early Vandervoort pressure. Second minute, Kaley with neat footwork steps back, walks Laura into clouting check-hooks off the right (back) plant leg: Vandervoort well-smote to chops, has to regroup. Kaley over to offence, walking Laura down - feinting at her body, then jumping in that sneaky lead right to chin and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Vandervoort caught staring, punched directly on chin...she scoots to her rear-end in astonishment, bouncing quickly up, but that's 10-8 Kaley at the bell.

R2: Same early aggression from Laura early - hooking off her jab, stepping-to Kaley, right hand poised to poke at Kaley's face if it goes on sale. Cuoco bendy in the middle, rolling in the pocket, sliding to spots and changing her levels...gradually she lures Laura into cute check-hooks off the back foot; sneaky right uppercuts off the back (right) foot...Vandervoort eventually assumes blocking guard at her temples, going over to the defensive. Down the stretch, Kaley salts away the round simply by stepping-to Laura, thumping her waist lefts and rights in tidy swats, while throwing the left shoulder into Vandervoort's raised guard to keep her backing up. Bell: Kaley glaring at Laura: Vandervoort scowling, looking slightly tummy-distressed as ref moves in.

R3: Same again - initial pressure/aggression from Laura patiently countered into submission by Kaley's quick hands from a bobbing/rolling posture, then Cuoco goes over to offence as Laura covers up. Thumping to the waist for Vandervoort - Kaley in there thick, really chopping at paunch with sexy, compact palm-up lefts and rights cutting across waist. As Vandervoort backs butt-into-ropes, Cuoco's dipping left shoulder, fitting left uppercuts in snug behind Laura's right elbow. Digging ribshots have Laura grimacing by bell: Kaley snarling, not showing any mercy or let-up through 3.

R4: Similar rhythm, Laura TRYING to assert herself, having her moments...she's still hooking tidy off the jab, but also now deploying straight right crosses against Kaley's elusive bobbing head/rolling shoulder routine. Cuoco countering slick - finding Laura's chin via the check-hook off right leg; pre-empting Laura that lunging lead right off the shoulder; working Laura's midsection and ribs-behind-the-elbows. Vandervoort slugged into docile state by the latter stages - lips parted, dukes at temples as she baby-steps forward, absorbing cuffing hooks across her tummy. Bell: Laura frazzled, frowning...she's unaware as snarling Kaley follows close behind all the way to the Foxfire corner before turning back to her own stool.

Ice-bags for Laura's ribs during the break; enswell for her eyes...trainer telling her she's got to back Kaley up and start getting touches.

R5: Laura pushing forward behind walking barrage of lefts and rights...Kaley fading the pressure, stepping back in good order, kissing Laura neat-as-you-please little lefts and rights across the mouth and DOWN GOES LAURA! Vandervoort breaking down on the way in, sputtering to knees-and-elbows - head up, her eyes are all foggy and alarmed as Kaley saunters past. Vandervoort slow to get up, woozy for her 8: Kaley moves in big-girl to finish the show and LAURA WON'T HAVE IT! Vandervoort bares her teeth, slugs for her life off the apron: hard, digging hits to tummy and scalp back Kaley off in wonder. Midring, Laura pouring forward to engage: HAMMER AND TONGS! Girls snarling, trading heavy rights and lefts, both girls taking cracking rights on the chin and strapping body lash. Crowd roaring to it's feet as gorgeous blonde girls dig and work...they're still hot-tossing as ref leaps in after bell.

Kaley to her trainer: "She can't last...she's done...one more round, maybe two...she can't keep this up!"

Laura: face pinched on her stool, grimacing as trainer goes to work on her lumps. Trainer: "You ok?"
Laura: pausing to stare into trainer's eyes, then clearly stating: "More. Kaley."

R6: Kaley loose and relaxed, stepping counter-clockwise, feinting Laura, then jabbing her jugs, baiting her forward. Little swiping hook takes Laura in the mouth about a minute in...her right foot slides forward, steps in the spot...she's shabby-legged here, stepping in fence post holes, but still grimly advancing. Kaley circling, potshotting: elbows in, hands up as she walks Laura into range, then clouts her cute. Kaley bending into her right hands and hooks, keeping the shots short and choppy: she touches Laura for a shutout sixth, busts her up, puts her wobbly butt from patient accumulation of leather.

Ref checks on Laura during the break: "Show me something honey: she's touchin' you up."

Laura: Glaring: "I'm good! I'm fine!"

R7: Glorious blonde-on-blonde mindless destruction midring: fighters get close, plant feet, and slam away tit-for-tat. Both fighters bendy at the middle, tipping and twisting into their shots: healthy whacking blasts sounding out loud from all flanks; cracking wallops upside heads have both girls staring. Bit by bit it's Laura backing Kaley up in the exchanges - Vandervoort finding a nice chugging rhythm inside, jamming left/right uppercuts into Kaley's tummy and ribs out of a bobbing stance. Cuoco finishes up back-on-ropes for the first time...she's forced to clinch for ref's breaks down the stretch, to prevent a Laura jail break here. Bell: ref pushing sweat-tacky bodies apart - furious glares all around as Vandervoort wins points slugging like it's Saturday afternoon at the beach!

R8: Kaley pouring at Laura, attacking the body with vicious, swinging right-hand roundhouses and carving palm-up hooks...Vandervoort crying out, stumbling into ropes early as her legs give way. Kaley presses to close the show: once again Laura proves dangerous when hurt, clouting Kaley an assortment of whirling lefts and rights inside, backing Cuoco off. Laura looks to follow up, but her legs are rubbery...Kaley able to fade pressure, walk a stumbling Vandervoort into range, then tag her slick, clouting hooks or right uppercuts off that back (right) leg. Laura sponging up hard shots - head often on a swivel after big Cuoco connects...Vandervoort's mouth open, eyes staring and glassy, but she refuses to give Kaley any satisfaction by backing off or quitting.

R9: LAURA on the offensive - greasing Kaley's chin fluid left/rights, then following up the wide, slinging hook as Kaley's backing away. CUOCO'S WOBBLY BUTT! Kaley's eyes distressed, feet stepping fence-post holes: snarling Laura lands a chopping right to face, driving Kaley to ropes, then pouring forward to finish! Laura: rough left forearm braces across Kaley's jugs to straighten her; short, drifting right kisses Kaley's head back and to the right; HARD left forearm braces Kaley's jugs again - Cuoco groaning, getting bullied. Laura's left palm pushes Kaley's forehead well back; Laura smiting down with right forearm atop Kaley's breasts, bringing a shout of hurt from Kaley's lips. Swinging left/right takes Kaley in her belly, bunching her forward: Laura snarling, baring teeth as she swabs a swinging right across Kaley's helpless lower back and DOWN GOES KALEY! Cuoco beaten to knees and elbows...seething Laura bodied off by ref...Kaley up at 8, but blinking in swoon as Vandervoort wades back in. BRAWL! Kaley hurt, wobbly-butt, but knows she's in danger of being closed out: Cuoco sits in ropes, shrugs her shoulders and slugs chugging left/right uppercuts as Laura squares away to finish. Crowd roaring as blonde girls tune each other up - Cuoco raked across face/breasts/ribs/tummy by free-swinging Laura lefts and rights, but Vandervoort catching enough receipts that ref won't stop it. Bell: fighters mouthbreathing, slapping exhausted punches at each other - ref moves in to separate mindless sluggers through 9.

R10: Laura depleted, eyes puffy, lips parted...she stumbles forward, slopping wide lefts and rights as Kaley rolls-with, letting the punches wrap around her shoulders. Cuoco drained as well, but form is better: she's ducking under/rolling with Laura's work, letting Vandervoort spend up the last of her money. Minute mark, Kaley starts countering to the body: rolling-with Laura's right, then answering a shoving right uppercut to midsection; rolling-with Laura's left, then snatch-hooking her ribs. Vandervoort groaning, legs going limp...she's falling into Kaley, getting turned as Cuoco slides to her right, turning the Vandervoort left flank. Kaley keeping it short, tight: tidy left hook clangs off Laura's chin, starling her, unhinging her knees; chopping palm-down right jams into jaw just beneath Laura's left ear, scoring over Laura's extended left arm. Vandervoort sputtering, blinking - she's starting to slap, trying to grab onto Kaley, but Cuoco's sidestep-right keeps her clear. Kaley hooks Laura's helpless rack; chops righty in over Laura's left shoulder as Laura's left hand reaches over Kaley's left shoulder. Kaley's got an angle for the right hand, chopping and chopping at jaw/ear...Vandervoort spellbound, staring as she takes the hits, stumbles counter-clockwise with Kaley and LAURA GOES DOWN! Sputtering descent - Laura spinning out of control, pitching forward, but rolling onto her back all eyelashes a-flutter. Kaley hands on hips, glaring angrily en route to neutral corner...Laura's hands up/elbows planted on canvas as she tries to rally off her back but it's no-go! KO10 Kaley Cuoco leaves Laura moaning on the spot.

After: Kaley scuffed up, but getting full revenge for Summer: Vandervoort badly treated tonight, all used up as she refused to consider submitting to a Medallion rival. Camera catching Summer in the audience standing, clapping with a scowling expression that says: "Justice served!"

Laura on her stool, getting salts and ice - lovely vixen more than brave tonight...she can't believe it when Kaley arrives all hard-eyed in the Foxfire corner.
Kaley: "Get up."
Laura: "You can't be serious."
Kaley: "Get up: you're going."
Laura stands, chin up. "This isn't right. I fought you with everything I had, I..."
Kaley grabs Laura's left elbow, tugging her out of the corner. Laura shaking her head no, lips pressed tight as Kaley takes her for a walk of shame. Lot of boos in the audience as Vandervoort's courageous performance deserves better, but Kaley's resolute.

Over to the Medallion corner: Kaley in behind Laura, pushing her chest-first into the turnbuckle. Kaley's right hand fists in Laura's hair at her hairline, holding her steady; Kaley's left hand curls around Laura's left shoulder as Laura's elbows are up on the top rope.

Summer Glau advances to the corner apron - climbing the steps till she's face to face with Laura. Glau staring hard at Vandervoort's battered beauty for a few moments, then CLAPPING a right hand slap across Laura's left cheek. Kaley holding Laura's head in place so there's no give...wicked crack cuts the power to Laura's right knee momentarily, but Kaley's supporting her.

Glau turns away, leaving the way she came; Kaley pulls Laura out of the corner and pushes her in the back towards the Foxfire corner. Lot of grim faces on Foxfire and Medallion girls: this is the kind of thing that can't ever be forgotten or forgiven between stables