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17 January 2012 Jennifer Love Hewitt vs Amanda Seyfried

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Posted by simguy on 1/17/2012, 11:36 am

BEFORE: "I'm not training for a fight," Jen says with a hard smile, "I'm training for a beating. Need my back and buns to be strong, 'cause I'm just going to be leaning forward and working a lot - like I was digging a ditch, or doing chores on a farm, you know? Plowing is what I'll be doing. Feeding punishment to a simpering blonde girl until she quits...you can't call that a 'fight' exactly." Seyfried un-impressed - showing good bravery throughout all prefight events. "Whatever - Jen's a bully," Amanda says dismissively, "tell me something I DON'T know. Jen likes to have her way, but you know what? She's not so great when there's push-back, and this fight is going to be ALL push-back for Hewitt. At some point, Jen's age is going to catch up to her, and when she starts breathing hard? Those jugs are going on sale. Soon as she gets tired fellahs, that's when I'm going to teach Ms. Jennifer Love Hewitt some hard lessons in the ring." Jennifer in scarlet bra style bikini; long tangly brown hair and bangs; small black gloves. Amanda in wide black headband holding long blonde hair back off her face; tube-top style wide bandeau top (black); black boy-cut swimsuit bottoms; small black gloves. Bytchy stare-down - Jen with hands on hips, head cocked to one side, lips pursed; Amanda arms crossed, lips pursed.

During R1: Jen methodical - left hand extended like she's trying to grab a cobra - feet spread wide, torso bobbing. Amanda snarling looking to load up and throw righty...Hewitt sees it coming, ducks the incoming - eventually reaching the left hand in around Amanda's right hip. Jen slips left thumb into the back of Seyfried's waistband, controlling her hips; brunette crowding in with left shoulder - tugging back on Amanda's bottoms, then kissing her short-righty on the chops before crowding in snug again. Seyfried getting roughed up, backed up - Jen controlling the the ol' thumb-in-the-trunks trick. Ropes - Jen still tugging and punching, crowding in with left shoulder afterwards...ref eventually issuing break after Amanda's been smote tuff shots across chops/tits. Midring - Jen flat footed, jabbing jug as Amanda's storming in, then ducking down: Seyfried missing with rights over the top, but bodying into Hewitt, stampeding brunette across ring to far ropes. Good scrounging Seyfried pressure - lots of sloppy hold-and-hit in tight - but on a few occasions, Amanda lowers her head, lets her hands go in chugging hup-hup to Jen's tummy, prompting brunette clinches. Bell: energetic blonde girl enthusiastically swarming her foe; Jen unhurt, but looking like she might have lost the round to Seyfried's willful ferocity and work-rate.

R2: Jen methodical - hands up/palms out - stooping to stamp-jab left hands to blonde jugs/tummy - then easing back out of range onto right (back) leg. Seyfried swinging away, looking for chin: Hewitt bobbing at the waist, getting under winging rights and lefts, then placing her shots in clean. Amanda effective in spots - even clouting Jen's breasts a stupendous hook to set brunette on her heels - but Hewitt's patient execution more than compensates.

R3: High contrast: Jen flat footed, jabbing and crouching, looking for spots; Amanda swinging furiously for skull, missing against Hewitt's pocket-bobbing. Minute mark, Jen finds paydirt via the hook, straightening up and tagging Seyfried a short, muscular shot to chin, setting blonde buttocks a-ringing. Kissing, short right cross; extra left hook and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Swaying 8, Amanda Seyfried: Jenny Love wading in, squaring up, lowering her head and pumping in a good half-dozen chugging rights and lefts to blonde paunch, sitting Amanda groaning in ropes. Blonde girl hurt: Jen slips thumb into back of the waist band again - leaning in strong with left shoulder in Amanda's tits - jen keeping her head low and outside Amanda's right shoulder during the pushing phase. Hewitt tugging trunks back, then twisting into short rights - brunette kissing her blonde swiping blows to mouth or tits - or crowding in close to pack that tummy full of right hands. Heartless trunk-tugging totally illegal, but mercilessly effective: Amanda sleepy in the grasp - pushing at Jen's chest, whining in complaint, eating punches...ref finally moves in to break up the assault. Jen quickly stepping back in - humbling Seyfried's jugs a short-shrugging hook, then working in close with fists and shoulders for scrubbing side to side wallop. Blonde girl soundly thrashed, but proving stubborn: Seyfried given a thorough drubbing, but keeping her feet...she's a stunned, staring beauty at the bell.

R4: Jen patient, working the body jab, bobbing in the pocket - reading and pre-empting Amanda at will. Hewitt with a nice way of straightening up out of crouch with weight on right foot while catching Amanda a stubby little knock-on left hook to chin. Jen often not turning the punch over - just chipping it palm-down, completely demoralizing Amanda every time. Seyfried plucky until a late right hand catches her prepping her own right...blonde girl wobbles out of orbit, stung and blinking hurt. Hewitt's left hand reaches out, snags bandeau top - tugs Amanda close; pushes her back outside to get blonde head a-whiplashing, then pulls Amanda in close for a drifting short right to chin! Seyfried's legs bennnnd but don't give: Jen tugs-top; spins Amanda 180 degrees counterclockwise, then sends her backward into ropes with another clouting right. Seyfried glassy-eyed/open-mouthed...she covers up earmuff, giving up tummy-on-the-cheap as Jen salts away the round hup-hup-hup.

R5: Amanda won't be bullied! She trades jabs with Jen midring - punching brunette face as Hewitt's stamping jug. Amanda trades lusty close-in hooks, then exchanges scooping rights to breadbasket, denying Jen forward progress. Girls form cauldron - left arms looping around heads while right hands pump underneath...Seyfried able to back Jen up in these exchanges, even prompting Hewitt clinches whenever Jen's buns touch ropes. Seyfried fearless - chest forward as she's whirling punches...Jen frequently thrown over the defensive by reckless blonde aggression.

R6: Tummy to tummy brutality - girls threading left arms under opposing rights; left shoulders bullying offending tits while right hands shove to straining bellies. Grunting, whining, stumbling stuff - girls holding and hitting, but BOTH are working, so ref lets it go. Fight tumbles along ropes with vixens trading top position - neither girl willing to pull out in 3 exhausting minutes of close-in brawling. Bell: ref forced to disentangle jiggly sluggers...each just mindlessly slopping it to the other out of the wrap.

R7: Jen picks Amanda apart: real veteran master-class on skill and rough-house. Good stiff jabs/bobbing head movement - all to set up short-shrugging hooks to ringing effect. Hewitt making liberal use of Amanda's top - tugging it this way and that, twisting blonde girl around, sorting her out for right crosses to chin. Hewitt controlling Amanda's bottoms at the ropes - tugging blonde buns into cables while right hand digs at tummy, or clips across to mouth. Seyfried proving rugged, but clearly bullied this round: Jen warned throughout, but ref's voice only seems to make Hewitt's heart the harder.

R8: Amanda badly worn down, comprehensively beat up at this point, but look at her slugging! Little blonde getting shoulder to shoulder with Jen and swapping to the body - both girls mouth-on-shoulder while hoisting in hup-hup lefts and rights underneath. Jen walking Amanda back into ropes, then reaching under blonde arms to stack her proper: Hewitt a true master at managing another girl's weight at the apron. Jen working out of the wrap a lot - her left arm in under Amanda's right, slumping blonde girl forward to receive pumping rights: Hewitt digging up tummy; stuffing jug full of glove-leather; swiping in tight to chin out of the grasp. Amanda sagging at ropes, right arm around Jen's shoulders, face stricken as brunette helps herself to fresh ingenue.

R9: Amanda open mouthed, eyes half shut, but slugging her little heart out: blonde making brunette pay for every inch of canvas taken. Hewitt in charge, but forced to work - every once in a while, Jen will grunt from a right in the tummy; a forearm in the breasts; a little right uppercut in close. Hewitt busier, fresher, able to outwork Amanda...brunette just taking her blonde to ropes and grimly reducing her punch for punch in a phone-booth.

R10: Amanda on her last legs, but slugging away free-swinging lefts and rights, taking Jen in her body and breasts in early action. Hewitt wades through it, left hand taking an over-hand grip on Amanda's bandeau and tugging her in a counter-clockwise semi-circle...blonde girl ragged, loses initiative to Jen's rough-house tactics. Hewitt in control of Amanda's top - brunette torso leaning down and to the right, setting up a BLOCKBUSTER hockey-fight right hand on the chin, slamming Amanda's head back. BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Seyfried lolling forward as Jen tugs her - blonde stumbling to all fours as Hewitt releases...Seyfried in dire, dire straits as she bravely fights up off her knees. Amanda swaying hurt at ropes - ref waves Jen on in: 1 minute on the clock as brunette squares away to pound out the stoppage. Heartless stuff: Hewitt's chin tucked, eyes hard as her left hand props Amanda up, while the right hand sledgehammers away body and head. Blonde girl beaten defenceless, but still too proud to quit...Seyfried still on her feet, sponging punches at the bell. Jen lands an insurance right late - visibly angered at merely beating Amanda unrecognizable, rather than stopping her outright. UD10 wide, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

After: Tragic beating for Seyfried who gets immediate care - not to mention protection - in her corner as Hewitt and Chabert pace near the FrontStreet quadrant like winter wolves. "I coasted in spots," Jen explains in postfight, "that's why I didn't stop her. It was happening, but I loafed early in the fight and left her with a bit to much late. Still - I beat her to putty; I am happy with that. It's just that Amanda's going to brag online about going the distance with me now, and I hate that...even though surviving a fight with me IS cause for celebration I suppose."