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17 January 2012 Minka Kelly vs Olivia Wilde

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Posted by simguy on 1/17/2012, 11:42 am.

 

BEFORE: Hot tempers, pushing-and-scuffling in prefight as Minka's camp makes frequent public mention of the 2009 result between these two: TKO1 Minka. "Minka's a girl who...I just wish we could use knees in this fight," Olivia states coldly in prefight. "Punching doesn't seem awful enough, you know? Some girls bring that out of you: the need and want to do extra. That's Minka for me." Kelly cute-but-unflappable as always, taking the podium with authority in rebuttal. "I stopped Olivia in the very first round of our first fight," Minka reminds press for the umpteenth time. "She thinks she's so awesome because she's in movies, but I'm in movies too, and I'm tuff, and I'm just as good looking as her...and I stopped her TKO1. I get why she hates me, but she needs to understand that hate's not enough. When we're done, I'm gonna be up 2-0 on Olivia Wilde, with probably another stoppage, and she's just going to have to deal." Olivia in electric blue "Turistas" bikini; small black gloves; hair tied back off her brows, loose down her back. Minka in electric blue bikini top/yellow bottoms in ribbed pattern; small white gloves; ponytail with bangs bracketing cheeks.

During R1: Olivia supple, hands at waist, relaxed, prowling the ring with sliding footwork. Minka: stepping-to, planting on lead (left) leg - right leg well behind...she's looking to lead the straight right to Oli's chest, then sweep a swift, clip-across hook to chin with palm-down delivery. Wilde mesmeric in operation - circling; backing away; bouncing herself lithely off ropes - often to angle-around pursuing Minka. Close, competitive heat till the final moments...Wilde falling back into ropes lures Minka onto a slick right uppercut from the right plant-leg; swivel-pivot puts Minka face-first in ropes as Olivia pivots to the attack. Kelly stunned, wobbly butt as she rights herself, forms earmuff: lathering, elbows-in flurry from Olivia salts away the round as Minka sits butt-in-ropes, soaks punishment to bell.

R2: Olivia reaching out the left hand, then dabbing at Minka's brow; sliding away to lure Minka forward; picking Minka up cute right uppercuts/left hooks in combination as Kelly blunders into traps. Minka getting pre-empted, touched up: she's a stubborn girl, pushing forward despite Olivia's accurate salvoes, but Wilde too slick - sidestepping, turning Kelly, vexing her. Down the stretch - Minka stooped forward in earmuff midring, uncertain how to proceed...Olivia leans in on front (left) foot - fits cuffing hook behind Mink's right elbow; shifts weight to right leg while swatting hook upside Mink's head; waits as Minka looks to answer, then; twitches a short left uppercut clean to chin, neatly cutting power to Minka's legs. KELLY GOES DOWN! Minka dropped to all fours in astonishment - more by timing and pinpoint accuracy rather than power.

R3: Minka shakes off the hurt, resumes patient, steady pressure-pursuit. Olivia elusive, supple, using the ring to flank Kelly, but Minka upping tempo just a bit to get inside Olivia's decision-making loop. Kelly scoring via lead right hand pokes; turning Wilde's chin via hooks as Wilde's backing off. Minka able to punish Olivia in spots at ropes, but Wilde fairly quick to tie up, minimizing Kelly's investment to body. Round finishes up with Kelly working Wilde over at ropes - ref pulling seething little Minkster off her foe at bell.

R4,5: 6 long minutes of Wilde potshotting, evading, circling, touching and gradually breaking Minka Kelly down. Olivia jabbing to vex, fading to lure Minka forward, then pre-empting with swift, swiping cuffs and clouts from either hand. Kelly resolute - trudging ever forward, game for a fight, but Wilde there-and-gone, scoring in clever bursts, then ghosting to one side or the other. After 6, Kelly's cute face all shiny and leather-scrubbed, and hooks to Minka's ribs starting to glow a nice sun-burned pink. Olivia's eyes: I'M BETTER. Kelly's eyes: I'M NOT QUITTING.

R7: Bitter, two-way fare a product of Kelly's revived tempo and determination/Olivia's willingness to stand and work. Olivia comfortable engaging shoulder-to-shoulder midring, or fading to ropes and defending a pocket: Kelly just happy to have a stationary target, fighting hard off Wilde's chest. Minka bombarding hips/flanks with both hands - especially when Olivia's back is to ropes. Olivia keeping elbows in/hands up - clipping and cuffing short, accurate shots, really polishing away on Minka's "World's Sexiest" face. Down the stretch, Wilde separates herself with a glorious four-uppercut sequence via the left hand: bitingly quick clouts, each taking Minka in her breasts in rapid-fire succession. Kelly open-mouthed, slugged onto her heels: Olivia adds a sleek right cross and a left hook to the liver to cap the flurry and take the heat. Bell: Minka pouting, busting up now and looking touched-up; Olivia forcing siamese-cat eye contact as ref's moving in.

R8: Olivia pre-empts midring: weight on left (lead) foot - she slap-chops the lead right to Minka's pate; doubles it; shifts weight to right leg while clout-hooking chin...Minka's wobbly butt. Olivia circles counter-clockwise, eyes lighting up: right cross turns Kelly's chin; hook to breadbasket; hook to tits; short right inside to get Minka backpedalling. Kelly blinking, in trouble: Olivia lunges into hopping hook, carrying her weight to Kelly's chin and DROPPING MINKA AT ROPES! Kelly blinking, dazed, but rallying off the deck: she takes 8 and ON COMES WILDE! Olivia all-in: lathering flurry to waist paralyzing Minka's curvy legs, then Wilde's pushing and slugging, working Minka over. Gut-check Kelly...she's crossing arms, bobbing on the spot, taking the peppering of a lifetime...Olivia cold-eyed, using extended left elbow to prop and prep, then flashing slashing right/lefts with elbow-in delivery. Minka Kelly beaten like the World's Sexiest rug...Olivia pours on the leather, but can't get Minka's legs to quit. Bell: Olivia mouthbreathing, hands on hips back to her corner...Kelly stumbling/swooning to HER corner - she's actually gathered up under her arms by her trainer and sat upon her stool as ref takes close look during break.

R9: Minka all beat to hell, but she's steadfast off her stool: meeting Olivia midring, Minka lands a swinging right to chin; lands the hook; steps-to as Oli's backing up and clouts her another right upside the head and WILDE'S ROCKED! Crowd roaring as Olivia hits ropes in disarray...Minka steps-to, head lowered as she swings the sidearm right thick to Olivia's gut. Wilde grimacing, answering a nifty little right uppercut, but catching a clouting hook to jaw, then a clobbering right as Minka secures good position. Kelly using head to bump at Olivia's chests while fists pump to breadbasket...Minka POURING it on as Wilde's trying to regain bearings. Olivia open-mouthed, clinching head-and-elbow on Mink for ref's breaks: Kelly pushed back by official, but always stepping back in to maintain pressure. Wilde badly pummeled and outworked, but effective in the pocket: she's tying up, slowing Minka, frustrating her...Wilde able to get out of a potentially dangerous round as Minka can't close.

R10: Olivia fades-back midring; slips-right to make Minka's right miss over the Wilde left shoulder; Olivia back with the jerking right uppercut to chin, picking Kelly up on her toes, nearly setting her down on her ass! Kelly shiny-eyed, desperately hurt...she swoons on the spot, helpless to prevent a swiping hook from clouting mouthpiece off her teeth. Olivia snarling, leaning forward to buggywhip her right hand in above Kelly's left hip: Minka blurts out in hurt, crossing arms to hug her body. Right/left uppercuts from Wilde as she steps in close...Minka stumbling back on her heels, hitting ropes, forming woozy earmuff. Wilde steps-to, eyes narrowed, lips snarling; she cuffs hook to waist; buggywhips the sidearm right to hip; uses the bounce off the hip-shot to double the right into bolo right uppercut; hooks Minka's right shoulder; hooks Minka's ribs. Olivia palming Kelly's tanned shoulders to reset, then it's more of the same slick, slicing combinations, looking for quit. Kelly battered, pushed and abused up against ropes, but down the stretch she answers - and answers - with vigor! LEFT HOOK, MINKA KELLY! Olivia caught clean to chin, knees knocking together...she stops punching in confusion, staring as Kelly strokes her a right upside the head! Another right clouts jaw - Olivia topples to her right, hitting ropes face-first off Kelly's left side as Minka's pivoting to the attack. Kelly on top now, pushing Olivia into position and POUNDING AWAY! Minka baring her fangs, beating Olivia right/left in the waist, then coming up top right/left...WILDE'S IN FREEFALL! Announcers up end their table leaping to their feet, shouting the call...crowd roaring as Olivia stares into wallop, her right at left breast, her left across her waist. Seconds left - Kelly's backside RINGING with the effort of pouring on the hurt: she stabilizes with left in the chest, then DRIFTS Olivia the right...slamming away to dim the lights. BELL: Olivia out on her feet, but she's on her feet...ref pulls seething Minka away and this one comes back UD10 Olivia Wilde.

After: Wilde stunned, stopped-after-the-fact...Minka standing off the BAZZ corner, shouting and challenging...Olivia trying to struggle up off her stool, but her guys won't let her do anything rash...it's 1-1 and the dawn of a new rivalry. "Minka's tough," Olivia acknowledges in postfight. "She doesn't look like much, and she's predictable as a clock, but I hit that girl a ton and she kept coming after me. I blame myself for getting caught - spent up too much money trying to finish her and she took advantage, but other than that, I dominated Minka Kelly tonight. We can throw out her win - that TKO1 was an obvious fluke. It's pretty obvious that when I'm on, she can't compete with me."

 

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